39...Again?!! C'mon! That's the oldest one in the book!
Just to help you along (hey, you seniors need all the help you can get!) I figured I'd post some useful websites for you...
thescooterstore.com
hoveround.com Bob Brachle says, "I love it! It's the best thing since legs!"
bladdercontrol.com
aarp.org
lens.com - save up to 70% on bifocals. easy to order.
fashionable canes.com - huge selection. free sizing. same day shipping.
medicalalarm.com - help! I've fallen and I can't get up! continuous medical monitoring
seniorsafety.com
healthaccessories.com - over 60 pill boxes, dispensers & organizers
viagra.com
spot-hair.com - large selection of toupes and hairpieces
hairclub.com
ssa.gov - social security administration
senility.sourcefourge.net
geritol.com
coumadin.com
Hey! You know I'm messin' with ya! A little brutal, but I couldn't resist. I hope you have a long lifetime of very happy birthdays. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
Kirby,
Happy Birthday. I can't believe I forgot that when I saw
you the other day. Hope you have a great one.
Also thanks for being so great with my Mother-in-law.
She was so excited to see you again and I was glad she
remembered you. She is having some short term memory
problems. Guess you made a big impression last time.
Gina, Watch out with the old jokes, you know how sensitive I am. Sorry about your basement. Maybe you can
strike oil if you don't come up with Jimmy Hoffa.
Mule, you hit the nail on the head with that one. Kirby will be at the Pocatello Senior Center on the 18th doing a
performance and a book signing. Any of you in the area
should come by.
Yes, it was an okay, birthday, but I usually have the day off, and this time I had to work 72 hours straight through, beginning with my birthday. Luckily, there were no big fire or medical calls to keep me up all night. It's definitely playing the odds when you do that.
Aw thats too bad you had to work on your birthday Kirby. We've got two forest fires on Vancouver Island today. One is on Timber West land so they are putting out themselves f as they have two fire fighting planes and their own fire crews. If it gets out of control BC Fire Service crews would help out. The second fire was closer to us here in the lower Island but it was a much smaller bush fire and is pretty well out tonight, just checking for hot spots. Theres only one really big fire in BC right now that is 80% under control at Lonesome Lake, BC. So this year even with the high temperatures is much better year for fires. Last year was the worst in 50 years. Kate
Hey guys you are so mean.. Kirby's not old..... No wait a minute...
Yeah Ok .. He's old . Great Web sites Gina..You've done your research well
but I could have saved you time as they are on my favorites list.. hahaha
Hi Kirby,
Happy Birthday from a big fan in Canada. I hope your day is filled with
lots of happiness compliments of your family
Keep an eye out for me too at the senior citizens home.. I'll be one
chasing Mule down the hall in my walker ..
Happy Birthday Kirby,
You now have something in common with Jack Benny-you will probably be 39 years of age-EVERY YEAR until the next Century.
All the best with your celebrations.
Well, it's been a long time since I've been in here, but the word had it that I'd better check all that was being said here the last couple of days. So here I am!
Nope, I definitely will not be 39 next year. I will be 40 years old. I will also be 4 to 6 percent body fat, and starting at 5:00 AM I will be leaving my house, running east on City Creek Trail (which is right behind my house), heading south on South Grant, then onto South Bannock Highway, then east up the Scout Mountain Road, cutting off that road onto the Crestline Trail, and by noon of that day I will have made it to the 9000 foot mark on top of Scout Mountain, 22 miles away from my house. Then it's 6 miles back to the campground, where Debbie will pick me up because I'll be too worn out to take another step. But I will be (at least at the BEGINNING of that day) in the best shape of my life, and I will be 40 years old. That's my goal, and unless something drastic happens before or during that morning, I will be on top of the mountain. Anyone care to join me?
Hey, Elizabeth, you realize what that means when YOU call ME old???? Hmmmm???? Just wondering! You all have a good one. Thanks for thinking of me. Gina never seems to forget a birthday. I wish I could be like that. Since mine haven't meant a whole lot to me I've never been one to remember other people's. Half the time I can't remember how old I am! But next year's will be a milestone. That's definitely one I will remember!