This is just a quick note to let any of you who follow these kind of things know: I have just shown up in the National Enquirer for the third time, only this time without Clint Walker or James Drury. My rat story, which was picked up by AP and hundreds of newspapers, both online and regular, made the last page of the August 6th issue. Ironic that it would land on the issue with my birth date, huh? Anyway, I will probably try to post my newsletter here later, but for now I just wanted to let you know in case anyone wants to waste 3.50 on a copy of the Enquirer. It's pretty funny to see such a story in a rag that's almost 99% gossip about celebrities!

Kirby

Another quick note: The Enquirer only lasts a week, so I apologize to anyone who actually wanted a copy. By the date of the magazine, August 6th, I think they already had the 11th issue on the racks. Oh well. It was an interesting article and actually had a picture of me, but other than that it wasn't that much different from the hundreds of articles elsewhere. I'm still in disbelief that such a story would make such a worldwide stir. Slow news days, I guess!

Kirby

ummm...i thought you were a celebrity?