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March 13 2009 at 9:17 AM
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I'm not trying to blow this site up but I have another thing I wish to share with whoever's interested.

Last night while I was preparing some stir-fry dinner, I was listening to the Marshall Tucker Band. Most are familiar with "Heard it in a Love Song" and "Can't You See". It struck me that you Old West fans in this forum might enjoy giving them a listen if you are not familiar with them.

These Old West themed songs almost transport you back:
Desert Skies
Searchin for a Rainbow
Fire on the Mountain
Virginia
Never Trust a Stranger
and of course, many more...

their website: http://www.marshalltucker.com/

alright it's Friday (the 13th)
10 Events That Happened On Friday the Thirteenth

1 1307 October: Thousands of Knights Templars were arrested for whatever horrible acts King Philip IV could dream up. They were then tortured until they admitted to acts of heresy.

2 1899 August: Alfred Hitchcock was born

3 1939 January: Bushfires in Victoria, Australia scorched 4,942,000 acres of land, killed 71 people and destroyed more than 1,300 homes and 3,700 buildings.

4 1970 February: Black Sabbath released their debut album, emphasizing their evilness.

5 1986 June: The Olsen Twins were born

6 1989 October: The stock market had a mini-crash based on the buyout of United Airlines' parent company. The buyout deal fell through and havoc ensued.

7 1996 September: Tupac Shakur died 6 days after he was shot.

8 2003 June: Roger Clemens recorded his 4,000th strikeout and earned his 300th win

9 2004 August: Athens Olympics Opening ceremony

10 2006 October: Buffalo, N.Y. was pummeled with a snowsquall that left three people dead, did $130 million in damages and buried the area in as much as 36 inches of snow. It's also known as the Columbus Day Massacre and the Arborgeddon Storm.

and it's almost St Paddy's Day, so here's a wee joke fer ye:

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged the dealer and each of the players and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men...are men.


 

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