http://www.dawn.com/2002/09/25/op.htm#2

This report is about hundreds of pakis getting beheaded in Saudi Arabia, for drug-trafficking. The author moans about the fact that pakis are getting a bad image because of this (like they had any image in first place!)

"After which one way for Mian Sahib to secure the Saudis' cooperation in this behalf could be to urge them to refrain, for the sake of the ummah, from disclosing the nationality of our men sentenced to death. As an extraordinary gesture of friendship the convicted Pakistanis could also be described as Indian Hindus . This way we would be one up on Mr Advani's Hindutva.

That would shift the calumny from us to India and bring our hostile neighbour into disrepute in the Middle East at least, thus killing (or shall we say beheading?) two birds with one stone."

Oh, pity pity, poor pakis!!!

Add following that is not a humor

Secularism in south India
http://www.dawn.com/2002/09/26/letted.htm

This refers to the letters by Mr Venkatasubramaniam (Sept 14) and Mr Narayan (Sept 18) about Draviadar Kazhagam (DK) which agitates for the establishment of "Dravidastan" in South India.

In 1941 at the Muslim League session in Madras, Mr E.V. Ramaswamy Naikar, the founder of the Dravidian Party, met the Quaid-i-Azam and sought his support for the creation of "Dravidistan".

The Quaid was reported to have replied that after the achievement of Pakistan, he would consider the possibility of supporting this movement.

The Dravidian Party now seems to be isolated. Previously it aligned with Muslim League, but now it is with the Hindutva elements. Pakistan may now come to its rescue and extend hand of friendship to it. In Pakistan we have Brohi tribes who are racially Dravidian.

About a decade back I met a Tamil Muslim in Quetta who was married to a Brohi woman.

He was completely at home with the Brohi family as culturally, and linguistically they are Tamils. They are in a majority in Khuzdar city and are also spread all over Sindh.

After the liberation of Kashmir, Pakistan should start supporting the Dravidistan Movement to keep up the pledge of the Quaid-i-Azam. It is not enough that Islamabad broadcasts Tamil programme in its external service for 30 minutes.

M. W. Z. ADENI

Karachi

>After the liberation of Kashmir, Pakistan should start supporting

Yeah, dream on pakis!

While pakiland got cut in half in 71, India consitently got bigger in every war with pakis.

This decade will see pakiland reducing to paki punjab only. Rest all areas will be "liberated" a la Bangladesh.