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PAKISTANI MATH QUESTION PAPER
WARNING:
i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.
ii) Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the
exam starts will be forced to join Al Qaeda group .
iii) Ak 47 -s and Grenades are not allowed in the exam
hall. Students may keep their daggers, revolvers and
pack of anthrax bombs only for self defense.
QUESTIONS:
1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder. He has 7 wives
in his house. Abdul distributed money to his wives in
such a proportion that the youngest and most recent
wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum,
and each wife gets double of her former competitor.
Abdul has 1700 Rupees left in his house. Abdul's
oldest wife needs atleast 25 Rupees per month. Find
out the time when Abdul will have to break jail to
come out and earn money so that his wives do not
starve.
2. Karim is a Drug seller. Prices per gram of
Marijuana, hashish, heroin and LSD are 50, 60, 70, 80
Rupees respectively. Karim offers a discount of Rupees
20 for his buyers who buy more than 50 grams of a
drug. If Rahim, a buyer gets Rupees 37 discount , find
out the grams of LSD he bought.
3. Shoaib Akhtar tampers the ball thrice per over. He
deforms the ball .02% of its original shape each time
. Find the percentage deformation the ball due to
tampering in a one day series against India in which
Shoaib bowled 9.3 overs.
4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping &
Murder Private Limited. He has to threaten 10 people
per day over the telephone. 40% of the people he
threatens are movie stars in Bombay, 30% are
Businessman in Delhi, 20% are Cricket Players in
Madras and 10% are shopkeepers in Calcutta. If
international call charges are Rupees 15, 25, 40, 50
per minute from Mohammed's city Islamabad to Bombay,
Delhi, Calcutta and Madras respectively and he gets a
Telephone bill of 10,230 Rupees in a month. Find out
the number of movie stars in Bombay threatened in that
particular month.
5. A terrorist group has to provide one AK 47, one AK
49,one Rocket Launcher, 50 Grenades and one pack of
RDX to its recruits for training .One AK 47 costs
100$; One Ak 49 costs 150 $ ,A Bazuka rocket Launcher
costs 250$, grenade is 3 $ each , a pack of RDX Bomb
attached with remote Control is 500 $. The terrorist
group admitts 2000 new people every year out of which
30 % are court-martialed . Find the amt of Foreign
Money the Pakistan Govt has to provide each year to
run such a group.
6. If stabilty of democratic Govt. in Pakistan is
given by the following equation X exp3 +X exp2 -16 = i
; Find out x. (for the mathematically challenged, i
is an imaginary number)
7. Probability of a Pakistani prime minister getting
shot is 78%. Probabilty of a Military general getting
shot is 80 % . FInd the joint probability of a Prime
minister getting shot who is also a
Military general.
8) Find out geometrically the area of Pakthunistaan
using PI Theorem with Osama Bin Laden's Correction
(That is taking the value of PI = 786 instead of
3.14....), if Pakthunistaan is taken
as a heptagon.
9) A 'GHAURI' missile tries to fly from Drass to
Kargil which is not too far from Drass (say 100 miles)
and is exactly to the East of Drass . The wind is
blowing from the South and the speed of the wind is
exactly equal to the speed of the airplane. (The speed
of the airplane is measured with respect to the air!)
The pilot decides to steer straight to Kargil all the
time during the
flight. Will the airplane ever reach Kargil ?
What if the speed of the wind is k times the speed of
the airplane, where k is a positive number (can be
greater or less than 1)? Try to sketch the trajectory
of the airplane (with respect to the ground, of
course) in each of the three cases:
k=1, k1 and k<1.
10) Briefly discuss the unsolved problem of "Bisection
of a Triangle" with a Compass and an unmarked ruler if
the triangle is named as KASHMIR.
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