Its time that Indian toilet paper manufacturing companies introduce toilet papers with a Shock & Awe collection of toilet rolls:
a) Premium Roll - Images of George Bush
b) Special Roll - Images Don Rumsfield
c) Rough Touch - Images Dick Cheney
d) Smooth Bottoms - images of Condi Rice
These would be a hit world-wide
If American companies can stoop low to introduce sandals with images of Ganesha, as they lead the way, so should others follow.