Security has notified us that there have been 5 suspected theifs working at our office. Four of the five have been apprehended. Ben Sleeping, Ben Loafing, Ben Gossiping, and Ben Surfing have been taken into custody.
Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the fifth theif, Ben Working, in the office.
Police are confident that anyone who looks like Ben Working will be very easy to spot.
They thought they had apprehended Ben Working sitting at a desk, but it turned out to Ben Surfing trying to impersonate Ben Working.