I once came across a White Mulberry tree. It is not as sweet as a Purple Mulberry I thought combining it with Raspberry, and Blueberries would make it a very Patriotic Red, White and Blue Berry Pie. I could not locate any ripe White Mulberrys so I used Raspberrys, Blue Berrys and White Cream Cheese in the Crust. It's far out Superclafragilicous.
CREAM CHEESE PIE CRUST
4 CUPS FLOUR
DASH SALT
1 TSP. BAKING POWDER
12 OZ. / 340 G. CREAM CHEESE
1 ~ 4 OZ/13 G. STICK HARD COLD BUTTER / MARGARINE
2 TBS. ICE WATER (NOT FROZEN OR ICE).
IN BOWL but don't get bowled over
TO 4 CUPS FLOUR WHILE STIRRING CLOCK WISE ADD 1 TEASPOON BAKING POWDER for the half baked ideas like useing Cream Cheese in crust. Well they use Cheese in Pizza Crust. I*'m feeling kinda cheesy.
USING A CHEESE GRATER RUB 1 ~ 4 oz / 113 g STICK OF REAL HARD COLD BUTTER FROM THE FREEZER OVER LARGE HOLES IN IT TO SHAVE THE BUTTER. Your Pun Here.
USEING A BUTTER KNIFE FROM ICE BOX SCRAPE THE BUTTER CURLS INTO THE FLOUR IF NOT ALL READY THERE.. MIX THEM INTO THE FLOUR WITH A COLD KNIFE.
CURL IF COLD ENOUGH OTHERWISE CUT THE CREAM CHEESE INTO REAL SMALL PIEACES MIXING IT INTO THE FLOUR / BUTTER CURL MIXTURE. YOU CAN USE WHIPPED CREAM CHEESE.
CLEAN HANDS REAL GOOD WIH DISH SOAP (AntiBiotic). Now for the Fun Part. LET YOUR FINGERS WORK, PLAY AND MOVE THROUGH THE MIXTURE FEEING MXG IT UP UNTIL IT IS VERY MUCH LIKE CRUMBS IN APPEARENCE.
STIRRING CLOCKWISE TO ADD POSITIVE ENERGY ADD 2 TABLESPOONS ICE WATER FROM THE ICE BOX. I DO NOT MEAN ICE CUBES BUT REAL COLD WATER.
MAKE THE DOUGH INTO A BALL. PUT IT ONTO A 14 X 14 INCH SHEET OF ALUMINUM FOIL ON THE TABLE. ROLL THE FOIL AROUND DOUGH BALL COVERING THE DOUGH COMPLETELY. Do not try to spend it on Earth as it is not recognized as money thogh people often call money dough.
PUT IT IN THE REFRIGERATOR TO GET COLD. LEAVE IT 1 HOUR OR MORE. I LEFT IT OVERNIGHT.
OIL A PIE PAN WITH PEANUT OIL for nuttinss and laugher. Keep Smilin ;^)
REMOVE DOUGH FROM REFRIGERATOR AND OPEN ON TABLE TIL FOIL IS FLAT. PUT HALF OF DOUGH IN PIE PAN SPREADIN IT AND WALKING IT UP THE SIDES AND ACROSS THE BOTTOM OF THE PIE PAN. PUT IT IN THE FREEZER A SPELL.
SPREAD ALUMINUM FOIL WITH DOUGH ON IT FLAT on a pizza pan. WALK DOUGH OR ROLL IT TILL IT GOES TO ~ THE EDGE OF THE FOIL. HHMMM Sounds like the name of a TV show or movie.
PUT THE PIE PAN WITH THE CRUST IN THE FREEZER TO MEDITATE ON THE MEANING OF BEING CRUSTY.
TO MIX TOGETHER FILLING ~<-@
IN A BOWL PUT 3 CUPS OR 2 ~ 12 OZ. /240 G. PACKAGES OF FROZEN RASPBERRYS
AND 1 CUP OF FROZEN BLUE BERRYS. I used frozen berrys as was easier to obtain but YOU can use fresh berrys.
ADD 2 TABLESPOONS LEMON JUICE / SUMAC JUICE AND 2 TABLESPOONS CORN MEAL. STIR IT UP REAL WELL but don't get it mad at you.
STIR IN 1/ CUP SUGAR singing a happy song ~ Keep Smilin, Keep Smilin no matter what you do ....
STIR CLOCKWISE TO INCRASE AND ADD MORE POSIIVE ENERGY TO THE MIX.
MIX EVERYThING ALL UP ~ Let's get together Ya Ya Ya .. and POUR IT INTO THE PIE SHELL FROM THE FREEZER. VERY CAREFULLY PUT PASTRY THAT'S ON ALUMINUM FOIL OVER THE FILLING. MAKE SURE NO OPENINGS EXIST IN THE CRUST. FLATTEN AND SCALLOP EDGES OF IT.
PUT PIE IN FREEZER KEEPING IT FLAT
FOR AN HOUR OR MORE TO COOL DOWN and to go into itself to see all the beautys of existence. Yummmmmmm ..
MEANWHILE MELT 1 CUP BUTTER/MARGARINE IN A SMALL PAN. LET IT SET WITH A CLEAN BRUSH NEAR BY. SHOULD NOT BE USED FOR ANYTHING BUT SPREADING BUTTER.
PREHEAT OVEN TO 400 DEGREES OR 200 C.
PUT TV MOVIE ON AS TIMER. WHEN MOVIE BEGINS PUT PIE FROM FREEZER STREIGHT INTO OVEN. BAKE 400 DEGREES OR 200 C FOR 3 COMMERCIALS OR 42 MINUTES THE The answer to Life The Universe and Everything.
CHECK PIE AND BRUSH TOP AND EDGES VERY LIBERALLY WITH BUTTER / MARGARINE TO
KEEP FROM BURNING AND TO MAKE THE CRUST GOLDEN.
LOWER OVEN TEMPERTURE TO 350 DEGREES / 180 C. AND BAKE PIE 5 MINUTES LONGER OR UNTIL THE CRUST IS GOLDEN.
SHARE AND ENJOY. REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS
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