Student: I would love for you to teach me a foreign language.
Teacher: Certainly. French, German, Russian, Italian, Spanish?
Student: Which is the most foreign?



Well, we know the answer to that one don't we mes amis?

I think there are two really foreign languages. One is Pigden Latin or Pig Latin which I know. I once wondered how to make reading the Holy Bible real interesting to little ones because to them the Holy Bible can be intimaditing, indimadateing, qahhh confusing... Then I discovered that the Holy Bible has been translated into Pigeden or rather Pig Latin which is often spoken by kids as a secret language. Thus the Olyhay Iblebay will be more interesting to kids encouraging them to read the olyhay iblebay in a way they can enjoy it.

Then Pig Latin is easy to learn.To check out The Olyhay Iblebay

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mpiglatin.html

http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/ible-bay.html

Then on the other hand nothing could be a more Foreign Language then Klingon which I do not speak but have met people who speak it. It is a real language as indicated in Star Trek ~ The Undiscovered Country. Are there Klingon translators on board? If so they can check out the Bible in Klingon.

http://www.biblecollectors.org/klingon_bible.htm

http://www.kli.org/wiki/index/php?Klingon+Bible+Translation+Project

http://james.jlcarroll.net/Star_Trek/Klingon_BoM/

http://www.angelfire.com/ga3/ikavnemesis/learnk.html

EMEMBERRAY HEREWAY OURYAY OWELTAY SIWAY

REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS\

I never learned pig latin. I guess I have always been too blonde.
But, I always know where my towel is..lol..
ma serviette est ici.

I'm not so sure about the Klingons.