An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get any sleep. "

"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your troubles will be over."

"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."

A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"

"I don't understand how that could be," said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"

"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one, it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"

Give it up for more unconventional 'lack' of thinking.

The Universe

His doctor prescribed suppositories. He kept getting larger and larger doses as the previous didn't work.

Finally he complained to the doctor: "Those pills are expensive and the big ones are hard to swallow!".

"You aren't supposed to swallow them!!", explained the doctor.

Hunhh!?? What did you expect me to do? Shove them up my ....

(I think he was Swedish)

 

Reminds me of this one.....

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me. I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor. "Be a little more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts."
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too."
Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis. "You have a broken finger."


(I think she was blonde, and French)