HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOR
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BL;ONDIE ~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
AND MANY MORE ~~~~
I SAW A MOVIE CALLED LISR, LIAR SEEMED L;IKE DISNERY MOVIE BUT NOIT SURE. ANYWAY A KID MAKES A WISH AND BLOWS OUT THE CANDLES.
HE WAS UPSET BECAUSE HIS FATHER SEEMED TO IGNORE HIM AND LIED TO HIM.
THE KID MADE HIS BIRTHDAY WISH AND BLEW OUT THE CANDLES, HE WISHED HIS FATHER COULD NOT TELL A LIE ON HIS BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
HIS FATHER HAD AN IMPORTANT CASE IN COURT THAT DAY AND AALL HIS DEBATES
AND THE RESULT OF THE CASER DEPENDED ON HOW GOIOD HE COULD LIE. HE WAS GOING TO GIVE HE COULD NOT BECAUSE HE COULD NOT LIE. AS YOU KNOW ABOUT LAWYERS AND POLITICIANS TELLIMG THE TRUTH IS DIFFICULT. THIS LAWYER FOUND IT IMPOSSIBLE TO LIE ~ HE FELL TO PIEVCES ... IT WAS A LOT OF FUN WEATCHING.
OH YES YOU CAN GET STUFF FOR FREEE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY INCLUDING VIDEOS AND DVDS AT SOME VIDEO STORES, RESTERANTS GIVE AWAY SANDWICHES LIKE SUBWAY DID, ICE CREAM SUNDAYS ~ I HAVE HAD SUNDAYS WITH SPARKLERS AND EVEN FLAG FANS IN THEM ON BIRTHDAY DEPENDING ON RESTERAUNT. SOME GIVE A DAY OR TWO LEEWAY BEFORE AND AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY IT. OTHERS MAY HAVE AGE LIMIT BUT KEEP TRYING CALL AND FIND OUT PLACES IN YOUR AREA THAT DO GIVE SPECIAL THINGS TO CUSTOMERS ON THEIR BIRTHDXS AND WHAT THEY GIVE..
YOU CAN GET BLUE BUNNY BIRTHDAY PARTY ICE CREAM THAT TASTYES LIKE CAKE AND GOES GREAT WITH TIME LORD CAKE
TIME LORD CAKE RECIPE AND INGREDIENTS IS IN CAPITAL LETTERS !!!!
TIME LORD CAKE WAS CREATED BY LLOYD T. RICH = TIMELOYD
aHoopyGuy@Yahoo.com Timeloyd@Timelord.com
705N.Carico Carbondale, Ill. 62901 U.S.A. Earth 62901
MIX TOGETHER 1 1 LB. 225 OZ./18.25OZ / 517 G PACKAGE OF WHITE CAKE MIX ,If any Travelor can provide me with ingredients and amounts to create a White Cake mIx to use it will be added with Credit . Note that Time is relative, and yet not related to you ....ADD 1 3.4 OZ./96 g. BOX PISTACHIO PUDDING for any T.A.R.D.I.S. sickness, and because Timelords are sometimes nutty. Mix together in a clockwise direction to add positive energy to it while thinking of beautiful thoughts, places, things, etc .
IN A SEPERATE BOWL PUT 2 EGGS for the ones laid by puns and all the yolks. I BREAK THE EGG SHELLS BY TAPPING LIGHTLY ON THE BOWL TO CRACK THEN SLOWLY , THEN TWISTING TOP,AND BOTTOM IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS WHILE SEPERATING SHELL AND RELEASING THE EGGS. Don"t let them escape unless they are sentient beings.They do hate so being mixed up.
STIR IN 1/4 CUP / 100 ML.PEANUT OIL as Time Lords can be slippery sometiimes, 1 1/2 CUP / 400 ML. GINGER BEER OR 2 / 500 ML. CUPS GINGER ALE The Doctor > a TimeLord likes Ginger sodas alot .
CITRUS OR MOUNTAIN SODA CAN BE SUBSTITUTED TO CREATE IN IT A GREENER APPEARENCE .
ADD 2 KIWI FRUIT OR FAIRY FRUIT . It is green on insides and fuzzy brown on the outside because it came from Fairyland I am told. The Kiwi Fruit represents all of the times, and the dimentions you travel through. TimeLords can be fruity like Jelly candies so have a jelly, and then continue on !!!!
MERGE TOGETHER THE DRY MIXTURE AND WET MIXTURE like combining Yin and Yang
STIRRING CLOCKWISE to increase the positive energy in it . While doing so ADD ABIT OF ASSRTED PUNS, AND A BIT OF HUMOR. They
may take the cake so keep an eye on them . Two
if you have two heads. MIX EVERYTHING TOGETHER CAREFULLY, AND LET MIXTURE REST ABIT AND REGENERATE ITSELF (like
a TimeLord regenerating themself into a new body
POUR THE ENTIRE MIXTURE INTO A SQUARE PAN because some TimeLords are square in their view on life > Some other beings are too !!!!
ROUNDING OUT THE CORNERS AND THEN THE CENTER OUTWARDS like a T.A.R.D.I.S. Time And Relative Dementions In Space machine traveling through time and space !!.
PUT THE PAN IN YOUR Timewave oven which cooks via a reverse time loop and set it to be done a minute after you put it in so you
do not have to wait long to enjoy it's aroma and taste
WARNING ~ DO NOT SET TIME WAVE OVEN BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN OR IT WILL BE LOST IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM .
IN A REGULAR OVEN PREHEATED TO 350 DEGREES PUT IN AND LEAVE TILL A BROWN CRUST FORMS ON TOP AND IT PULLS AWAY FROM THE SIDE ` ABOUT 42 MINUTES ON EARTH . NOTE ~ 42 is the answer to life the universe , and everything according to the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy . A truely remarkable book carried by some Time Lords.
REMOVE FROM THE OVEN AND SPRINKLE LIBERALY WITH JELLY BABIES who are unable to vote. DO NOT USE IF THEY SEEM SENTIENT !!!! In many parts of the Galaxy it is iillegal to eat sentient life forms unless they fly into your mouth accidently !! Otherwise doing so can result in impisonment and loss of T.A.R.D.I.S. accses !!!!
PUT IN THE OVEN FOR 4 MINUTES LONGER . The number 4 is very sacred to many different peoples .Study it and how it relates to 42 !!
REMEMBER If unfriendly life forms decide to join you offer them some Jelly Babys and a pieace of TIME LORD CAKE !!!!
I now have to dematerialize to another time and space. Now what are those coordinates for the Earth Olympics in 2008 ? Chicago should have it in 2012.
ENJOY THE TIME LORD CAKE !!
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HAVE A TRKKEN DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKE AND READ THE JOURNAL OF THE U.S.S. CHOCOLATAA
http://community.webtv.net/Timeloyd/USSCHOCOLATTAA
COME TO HOOPY FROOD LOUNGE AT 10 ~ 12 Midnight FOR A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PRESENT for you. Access AFTER DESCRIPTION OF LOUNGE AT STAR CHAT ~
http://community.webtv.net/Taimm/HOOPYFROODLOUNGE I
HAPPY BIRTHDAY REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
and with much pleasure.
