The population of this country is about 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And we are both here at the Galaxy Café munching on M&M’s and reading jokes.

Because Blondie and I are tired of doing all the work!

Hey wait Blondie. If we're the only ones working, who's making all the M&M's?

The Universe

hmm.


dont want to disturb your twosome...

just grabbing some m&ms

Oh no, we've been discovered, what now! I know, let's get Britney's people on it, no wait, bad idea... think, think... I've got it... It's OJ's fault! (He is French isn't he, wait, that's not possible, he played football!) Digging a hole, digging a hole....

The Universe

 

 

 

 

Very funny!

That's three of us, where is the rest of the group?

I'll bet they are all at a French football game.

I had a band-aid on the hairy part of my leg and it wouldn't come off without painful approaches: 1)yank for instant massive pain and bare spots on leg, or 2) pull slowly for 2 hours getting the same pain but spread out so each dose is tolerable.

On a hunch, I sprayed WD-40 on the tape sides. It worked!! The tape came easily off right away with no pain.

The hunch was based on how easy sticky labels on crystalware, bumper-stickers, etc. come loose. Glue turns to Jello in the presence of WD-40.

Mac

[P.S. - Yep - I am in the retired group, but I never worked too hard before.]

I will have to remember that one, thanks!