A blonde comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain.

Blonde: "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a Bee."

Doctor: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

Blonde: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

Doctor: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."

Blonde: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree"

Doctor in anger: "No, no you idiot! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."

Blonde still screaming in pain: "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts"

Doctor banging his fist and shouting: "Which one?"

Blonde, innocently: "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."

The doctor asked her how did you burn your ears?

The blonde replied, I was ironing and the phone rang and I picked up the iron instead of the phone by mistake.

The doctor exclaimed. Well that explains one burnt ear but what about the other?

The blonde cried out... The @#$#@#$ called back!

The Universe