A wandering mind seems to be a simple thing, and it usually is, but it can be a very complex trip. You can't just let your mind wander off in a willy nilly way. Oh no, you must always be in control of your mind wandering ways.

For example, if you are in the office sitting at your desk, and your mind wanders off in the direction of the good-looking new guy, that's OK for a 5 to 10 minute wander. However, if your mind wanders off too long in a office meeting, you could find yourself being appointed as the designated driver for the next office happy hour.

Since I don't drink, staying sober wouldn't be any hardship for me. The thing that would be difficult for me, since I don't drink, is to find myself behind the wheel driving a car load of drunks home.

I get lost easily and I need someone sober enough to give me directions.

Let them off anywhere, drunks won't know it's not their home until the next morning... Better still, they won't remember that you were the one who didn't drive them there in the first place!

Oh, of course there is the little matter of who's going to help poor little lost you get home I guess... Oh well, no one ever said it's a perfect Universe!

The Universe

What I really, really need is a car that has that onstar tracking thingie.
That or a chauffeur that's good with maps and cell phones.

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The Universe

uh.
speaking of wandeing.

badly translated, but sort of funny.

Did I ever mention that when I was just a toddler blondie, I was afraid of my own shadow?

Well, I know..lol..who would have thought it? I'm such a brave blonde now...most of the time, well some of the time, ok part of the time I'm a bit shaky when I see my shadow in the daylight, but not under the moonlight except when it's a full moon and I'm dancing alone and it's Halloween - except when I wear my cat costume.

Ahhh yes, one of the batman movies, right. . more claws there though I bet. lol

I'm NO catwoman, even in my cat costume.
I'm just a little scaredy cat.