Did I say wife beat?.. I meant nice beat. and that dance part is only applicable if the participants are standing in a line. And while money doesn't really grow on tress, country music has thoroughly convinced me that red trucks do grow on lawns. Apart from that, I really don't really appreciate country music much at all. I do like a few female country stars, like Dolly Parton, for reasons that are all 'two' obvious... but let's face it, her voice could save a mule skinner the trouble of using a blade. However, I think Martina McBride rocks and my wife, who 'appreciates' country music about as much as I do, agrees with me on that issue.
The Universe 
- It's not just my opinion, it's a universal opinion!