A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence.

He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

A twenty foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a giraffe in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"

The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"

that could be my story... i never do such things like locking doors, switching stuff out, thinking....

It's okay, Sandmann,

It just makes your life an open invitation to some random adventure.

Well, that could be very exciting for the sandmann!

And, we all know that thinking can be dangerous!

There is a serious outbreak of that going on around my house these days...lol.
I hope it isn't contagious!

Well, at least Sandmann never has to worry about locking himself out of the house like I do.

TO think or not to think, that is the question.

The only problem is I have to think about the answer, which answers the question since there's thinking involved.

Buddha said: "What we think, we become."

If this be true - I be's in big trouble!

Just look at how well that worked for George Bush.. I swear if you poked a q-tip in far enough to that man's ear, you'd strike enough oil but alas, you'd come up a quart low.

The Universe

"Wait, wait, wait. Now stop. Think about what you've just said. Now, does it sound reasonable?"

George replied, "What?"

..sigh..we should have elected Laura...