A MAN CALLED A PSYCIATRIC HOTLINE FOR HELP AND INSTEAD OF A PSYCHIATRIST
HE GOT THIS RESPONSE. APPARENTLY THE DOCTOR WAS OUT ~
THIS IS THE PSYCHATRIC HOTLINE ~ THANKS FOR CALLING US.
IF YOU ARE OBSESSIVE ~ COMPULSIVE, Please press 1 repeatedly.
IF YOU ARE CODEPENDENT, Please have someone press 2 for you.
IF YOU HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES, Please press 3, 4, 5, AND 6.
IF YOU ARE SUPERSTIOUS , Please press 7.
IF YOU HAVE AN EATING DISORDER, Please press 8.
IF YOU ARE SCHIZOPHRENIC, Please listen carefully and a little voice will tell you what number to press.
IF YOU ARE MANIC ~ DEPRESSIVE, It doesn't matter which number you press no one will answer.
IF YOU ARE PARANOID ~ DELUSIONAL, We know who you are, and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
IF YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH, Please press all of the buttons.
IF YOU HAVE TERRORIST TENDENCIES, Please press # and a siren will go off in your ear.
IF YOU WANT TO HEAR ALL OF THE ABOVE AGAIN, Please press *
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I I JUST HAD TO UPDATE THIS. TIMELOYD
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