A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.

The mathmatician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.

The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.

The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.

To a pessimest, the glass is half empty.

To an optimist, the glass is half full.

To an engineer, the idiot who made the glass made it twice as big as it needed to be.

The Universe

 

If I think that the glass is full of two different types of things?

I have to wash the glass when you people are done fingerin' it.

I'm in the dreamers group - I shall always wait until a sparkley clean glass full of iced tea (with lemon) is served to me.

NO MATTER HOW FULL THE GLASS IS - HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL ~
I ALWAYS THINK IT IS JUST RIGHT. WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME ?

TIME IS AN ILLUSION. LUNCH TIME DOUBLY SO. REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS,
LIVE LONG AND POR- -SPER.

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Having analyzed all the data according to design specifications I can only conclude that that makes you a lazy perfectionist. IE if it's perfect for you, it's gotta be perfect LOL...

"They say time is the fire in which we burn!" Startrek Generations Dr. Tolian Soran 1994

Timeloyd, I think you belong to the peace makers group. You have the ability to take what is given and share it with others.

MystikShadows ..lol..you have quite the perception going on for you, and I like the quote.