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SCAREST HALLOWEEN STORY

October 28 2008 at 3:14 PM
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WHAT IS THE SCAREST HALLOWEEN SYTOY YOU EVER HEARD OR TOLD ? HEE hEE hEE


    
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Re: SCAREST HALLOWEEN STORY

October 30 2008, 12:09 AM 

Fixing the Headstone

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"




Well, it scares me.

 
 

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SCARIEST HALLOWEEN STORY

October 30 2008, 5:00 PM 


THIS USED TO SCARE ME WHEN I WAs KNEE HIGH TO THE BUG BLATTER BEAST....
THEN I FOUND OUT THAT

LITTLE ORPHANT ANNIE

Little Orpant Annie's come to our house to stay,
An' wash the cups an' saucers up, an' brush the crumbs away,
An' shoo the chickens off the porch, an' dust the hearth, an' sweep,
An' make the fire, an' bake the bread, an' earn her board-an'-keep;
An' all us other children, when the supper-things is done,
We set around the kitchen fire an' has the mostest fun
A-list'nin' to the witch-tales 'at Annie tells about,
An' the Gobble-uns 'at git you
   Ef you
     Don't
       Watch
         Out!

Wunst they wuz a little boy wouldn't say his prayers,-
An' when he went to bed at night, away upstairs,
His Mammy heerd him holler, an' his Daddy heerd him bawl,
An' when they turn't the kivvers down, he wuzn't there at all!
An' they seeked him in the rafter room, an' cubbyhole, an' press,
An' seeked him up the chimbly-flue, an' ever'wheres, I guess;
But all they ever found wuzt his pants an' roundabout:-
An' the Gobble-uns'll git you
   Ef you
     Don't
       Watch
         Out!

An' one time a little girl 'ud allus laugh and grin,
An' make fun of ever'one, an' all her blood-an'-kin;
An' wunst when they wuz "company," an' ole folks wuz there,
She mocked 'em an' shocked 'em, an' said she didn't care!
An' thist, as she kicked her heels, an' turn't to run an' hide,
They wuz two great big Black Things a-standin' by her side,
An' they snatched her through the ceilin' 'fore she knowed what she's about!
An' the Gobble-uns'll git you
   Ef you
     Don't
       Watch
         Out!

An' little Orphant Annie says, when the blaze is blue,
An' the lamp wick sputters, an' the wind goes woo-oo!
An' you hear the crickets quit, an' the moon is gray,
An' the lightnin'-bugs in dew is all squenched away,-
You better mind yer parents, an' yer teachers fond an' dear,
An' churish them 'at loves you, an' dry the orphant's tear,
An' he'p the pore an' needy ones 'at clusters all about,
Er the Gobble-uns'll git you
   Ef you
     Don't
       Watch
         Out!

by James Whitcomb Riley



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