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Joke of the Year...

February 6 2009 at 10:16 AM

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I hope he's better at picking shoes than he is at picking Cabinet members.

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PS: I predicted he would be "crabby" when he doesn't get his way while he was still campaigning. That doesn't make for a good leader. Reagan used to get something done and report on his actions. Obama seems more interested in talking a good line and hitting you with "Look..." when you don't se it his way. Honestly, I wonder when we will again see a President in this country that appears to have better than a 5th grade education. As I see it, my cat could graduate from his "Harvard" University although she can't afford the tuition. Well, maybe Nancy Pel-lousy will add that in, CAT Grants, with her Bazillion dollar Spending... oops, Stimulus Plan. Hey Nancy, CAT stands for the Caterpillar equipment company, not the furry little pets that will have to eat mice because of your incompetence. [linked image] [linked image]

 
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Re: Joke of the Year...

February 6 2009, 12:25 PM 

It's hard to find something to smile about, but I smiled at your post. We need to send you to Washington. happy.gif

The "What the heck?" story of the year.
Our country is struggling to feed our children and keep a roof over their heads. And, then a jobless single parent of six (under eight years of age) deliberately has eight more children. She cannot take care of them, so guess who will? However, it is her right to have as many as she wants. We can't put a limit on how many children we are allowed.

However, I do believe we have the right to put term time limits on Congress. wink.gif

 
 


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Term limits for Congress...

February 6 2009, 1:26 PM 

How about 5-minutes? Oops, that won't work, because it give them just enough time to vote themselves a raise! (They did that this January!)

That woman with the now 14 kids here in California is a real piece of work. She apparently lives with her bankrupt mom, who owns 1,000,000, probably for street drugs taken during pregnancy and court costs for inbreeding but I digress...

The doctors should be put up on charges but there is no law against it. After all, we used to have to show good credit to get a loan. How about fiscal responsibility before such a ridicules procedure can be performed? Either that, or let those doctors pay for it! 3,000,000 dollars will probably be needed for current costs and the cost of raising 8 children. That plus the other six and what about if anything goes wrong with any of those low-weight birth babies. maybe 5-6 million is a safe estimate.

The only way she will make that much is by winning the lottery or selling the rights to a movie or book deal. I think it is the worst of America when we kill people like OJ probably did and expect to sell the story or have children for the sole purpose of making money. It reminds me of the 1970's where extra welfare benefits were awarded per child, only much worse.


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PS: I was a lobbyist, for a short time, in DC in the 1980's.


    
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My country, 'tis of thee,

February 7 2009, 3:06 PM 

Sweet land of liberty,
Of thee I sing;
Land where my fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims' pride,
From every mountainside
Let freedom ring!


Uh..excuse me, was I singing that out loud? I thought It was all in my head. happy.gif


Sometimes our freedom sings too loud and a little off key. We keep telling our kids that just because we can do it doesn't mean we should do it. One of my favorite quotes from Douglas Adams is "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Our Universe in Washington - sounds good. And, I'm not just staying that because I want you to name a star after me, I really mean it. [linked image]

 
 

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Well, didn't you get the memo? That song was "changed" after the election.

February 15 2009, 11:25 AM 


My country, 'tis a mess,
I'd leave but I digress,
Of thee I sing;
Land where my ideals died,
Land of economic slide,
From freedom to free ride
Let socialism ring!

The only reason it passed was because I forged Nancy Pelosi's signature on it and it went through both houses without anyone reading it.

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so many changes so little time..lol..

February 15 2009, 1:17 PM 

Think of the mom of 14, but I digress..



That Nancy Pelosi is powerful or at least power hungry. Congress needs to look, and listen, when she be's uh mesmerizing' speakin' else we are going to be in a bigger hurt than we be's in now. Or, perhaps it's just her cute little smile that has them under her spiel . [linked image]



    
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OBAMA is an acronym...

February 15 2009, 3:57 PM 

One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America

And no, I did not make that one up... but I wish I had!

Brain
Use
Severely
Handicaped

OK, that one is mine but not nearly as good.

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insane
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is the Universe

February 16 2009, 9:39 AM 

a republican???...I guess that be Oil in the milky way...I'm happy to say I gave that up for Lent back when Bush decided to spread freedom for his own cause....
funny we hear more from Dick Cheyney now then when he was actually responsible for something....

 
 


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Re: Joke of the Year...

February 16 2009, 11:28 AM 

We Americans are tired of being thought of as dumb by the rest of the world. So we went to the polls in November and removed all doubt. [linked image]





Let's hear it for the red, white and bemused, yea!

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Blondie

 
 

Pete
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Hey insane....

February 16 2009, 1:48 PM 

I'm non-party. I'm more conservative than liberal though. Ronald Reagan is my favorite President but I was happy with Bill Clinton after he kicked Hillary and her National Health Care it takes a village crap to the curb. I just wish we had better choices this year. I didn't vote. I was more interested in McCain than this sorry piece of work but McCain lost my support when he came up with his dipstick idea to re-inflate the housing market.

Are you gonna go down in flame
Just like John McCain

Sorry, I have Cher as a house guest this holiday weekend but I digress...

OK, well not really, but I did stay at the Beach Boys compound a couple of days back in the late 1970's.

Now where was I, oh yes... Obama. Unless he does something illegal, oops, make that unless he gets caught doing something illegal, he is with us for four years. Not a pretty thought unless he 'changes' his ideas before we run out of cash. And why is it when it comes to Presidents, they only shoot the good ones? Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Kenedy, Reagan, etc? I mean if Obama couldn't continue as our President we get who... Biden OMG! And if Biden was unable to take his place... wait for it... Nancy Pelosi? OM-whoever created God!

Jack Kemp, where are you when we need you. I liked Jack. Nancy Reagan, why didn't you run instead of McCain??? Did you know the RNC was actually considering to run Jeb Bush in 2012? What the??? He couldn't even get votes counted straight in his states, imagine what that fool would doo with the National Debt? Anyway George Senior stated he believed the country had had enough Bush's for awhile. _ Yeah, thanks Big Brother! - Jeb. But honestly, I never liked G.W. Bush from the time the Iraq war broke out. I always thought that he invaded Iraq as a personal grudge against Sadam because Sadam threatened to kill his dad. Nut change? Obama once stated while campaigning to a businessman that if someone was hitting his head against a brick wall for 8-years, maybe it's time to stop. I heard that and immediately state to my wife, not if the alternative to the wall is jumping over a cliff. Well, Geronimo! And to the tune of 1,000,000,000 more dollars. See you all at the bottom of the U.S. money pit.

Pete

PS: Im not really a Democrat or a Republican but what I'd like to be is a New Zealander and LOL at Blondie's Joke.

 
 
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