I mean first we have some guy in Iraq throwing shoes at former President Bush. MOst people would use a 9mm but for some reason those people used 9-Ds. I figure Obama is about an 11-C but I digress...

And at my Son's school, his teacher has the kids give her a shoe to borrow a pencil. I guess having one foot bare is supposed to remeind them to bring the pencil back but my kid just puts an extra shoe in his backpack. Funny, he seldom remembered to bring a pencil to school but he never seems to forget to pack that extra shoe.

And remember the Shoe Bomber? Yeah, that didn't go so well. You want to impress me Mr. Shoe Bomber? Be the Jockstrap Bomber! Sure, you matyr yourself and get 40 virgins in Heaven, but you blew off your junk, so what good is it going to do you?

And could you imagine the money you would have to spend on shoes for 40 virgins?... and the closet space? No thanks, I'll stick with the one I've got, although I did ask her this morning if she had to do it all over again, would she? To my surprise she said: "Not if you were the last man on Earth and even if you were, I'd date outside my species." Well good luck with that, I thought, I mean where is she going to find an orangutan who will shave his back twice a year like I do, huh, tell me where?

The Universe is always thinking, about what, we have no idea.

Copyright © 2009 Other Shoe Productions.

That was all so funny that you deserve a prize, so I'm sending you my lucky dancing shoes!





BTW, I was drinking iced tea while reading this and spew it all over myself and the screen! It reminded me of one of those old slapstick comedy routines.

WHERE do all those virgins come from?

And what do female suicide bombers get in Paradise?


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love the ruby slippers, nothing like non stop running to get proposals out ...had to hide out for awhile to get "free" work out the door then tend to a childs broken foot. (The hidden dangers of Wii Rock band that they don't tell you about.)

I guess I missed the last dance...it triggered our March winter storm....only about 5 inches of snow on the ground

don't worry 'cos we are always starting a new one here. But, you were missed. I hope the broken foot heals super fast, and only slow dancing for the little one until it does.

Minnie, I think that they must be "pretend" virgins. The men lie to the female suicide bombers, of course, and send them to a pretend Paradise where they get nothing.

BEING A GALACTIC PHILOSOPHER I HAVE COME UP WITH THIS THEORY AS TOWHERE do all those virgins come from? And what do female suicide bombers get in Paradise?AS I UNDERSTAND IT THE MALE SUICIDE BOMBERS, ETC. AFTER THEY DIE ARE SUPPOSED TO GET LOTS OF VIRGINS IN PARADISE. PROBABLY BRCAUSE THAT IS WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY GET TO PARADISE. And what do female suicide bombers get in Paradise?IT IS MY THEORY THAT THE WOMEN SUICIDE BOMBERS BELEIVE THEY WILL BECOME VIRGINS AGAIN IN PARADISE. THUS THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF VIRGINS IN PARADISE..DO THEY REMAIN VIRGINS FOREVER IN PARADISE EVEN IF ....THE THING I WONDER ABOUT IS WHERE IS THIS PARADISE THEY ARE PROMISED WITH ALL THE VIRGINS, AND WHO MADE THE PROMISE ?ITS NOT MY IDEA OF HEAVEN.REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. ~ =0

Timeloyd Rich GALACTIC PICNIC INFRO. AND GALACTIC ORDER OF TOWELERS GalacticPicnic@RespectThePlanet.comMSN MESSENGER Buddy List ~ Timeloyd@webtv.net Taimm@webtv.net [_-_}+ http://community.webtv.net/Taimloyd/FORAGINGTHEEDIBLE http://community.webtv.net/Taimloyd/SMUDGINGCEREMONY HAVE A FANTASTIC AND MARVELOUSLY SHININ YEAR REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS DNA4FR IS [o__} : : : : http://community.webtv.net/Timeloyd/GALACTICHITCHHIKER REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS DNA4FR

Well, that's one theory!