There was a very, very tall coconut tree.
There were four animals
A Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess won?

For the last time, bananas dont grow on coconut trees!

The Universe.

Oh dear, I put all my money on the chimp to win!

There was a very, very tall coconut tree.
There were four animals
A Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess won


WHAT YOU DID NOT MENTION OR KNOW IS THAT THERE WERE BANANAS IN THE COCONUT TREE BEING EATERN BY A HITCHHIKER WHO HAD CLIMBED THE TREE USING HIS TOWEL AROUND THE TRUNK TO GET UP INTO IT. THEN AFTER PICKING A COUPLE COCONUTS TO DRINK HE STARTED TO EAT A BANANA FROM HIS PACK.

THAT IS WHEN THE LION, CHAMPANZE, GIRAFFEE, ASND SQUIRREL DECIDED TO SEE WHO COULD GET THE BANANA.

JUST AFTER HE GOT OUT THE BANANA AND ATE IT AND BEFORE HE HAD A CHANCE TO EAT ANOTHER ONE HE TOOK FROM HIS PACK THE LION ROARED REAL LOUD AND RAN AGAINST THE TREE TO TRY TO KNOCK HIM OUT OF IT. THE CHIMPANZE CLIMBED THE TREE AND TRIED TO GET THE BANANA OUT OF THE HITCHHIKER'S HAND THEN HE WAS DISTRACTED WHEN HE SAW SOMETHING YELLOW IN THE CORNER OF THE HITCHHIKER'S PACK. THE GIRAFFE WALKED OVER AND TRIED TO EAT THE BANANA RIGHT OUT OF THE HITCHHIKER'S HAND. JUST THEN THOWEVER THE SQUIRREL RAN UP THE HITCHHIKER'S PANT LEG AND THIS SO STARTLED THE HITCHHIKER IT MADE THE HITCHHIKER DROP THE BANANA.

THE QUESTION IS WHO GETS TO THE BANANA FIRST? WHAT IS THE ANSWER?

REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. DNA 4FR

Drug testing, however...

The Universe

As the banana fell, a penguin on a skate board zoomed by and caught the banana.
He immediately started making banana daiquiris, and sold them for $5 each.

However, the only one with money was the tech that was doing the drug testing.
How did he get all the money?
Was it bribery for good test results?

Who made off with the coconut cream pie?

One of my favorites pies!

Here is a recipe from Mary Ann of Gilligan's Island

Coconut Cream Pie
by MaryAnn

1 1/2 cup half-and-half 3 cups shredded coconut
1/2 cup sugar 1 9-inch baked pie shell
1/8 teaspoon salt 3 tablespoons sugar
1/4 cup all-purpose flour 3 eggs
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

In the top of a double boiler over simmering water scald the half-and-half. Add 1/2 cup of sugar, 1/8 teaspoon of salt, and the flour, and stir until thick and smooth. Cover and cook for 15 to 20 minutes. Separate the eggs and beat the yolks. Remove the pan from the water and add the egg yolks gradually. Return the pan to the water and cook for 5 minutes. Remove the pan from the water again and add 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla and the coconut. Cool. Pour the filling into the pie shell. Beat the egg whites with the remaining ingredients. Spread the meringue over the pie, and toast in the oven.

Makes 6 servings.

Add a pinch of Ginger.

The Universe

That's funny!