I don't really give a damn about swearing, anyway. It's a waste of a perfectly good jar, if you ask me. What I do care about is complaining, and I've been doing a lot of that lately, see, I'm doing it again right now!

So what I decided is to convert the "Swear Jar" concept into a stop complaining tool. I thought I could donate the "jar" money to the Mafia but then I realized, hey, that's really no fun for them, because it is donated money and they do so like to extort their way to riches; so, that idea blew up right in my face. I then thought, hey, I could donate it to the KKK but then it hit me that they are just they are just evil. (And the Mafia isn't you ask? Well, I'm mostly Italian, so getta the hell over it!) Anyway, I had to back up the truck to find something less evil but equally as destructive as the Mafia or the KKK and then it hit me; whenever I start complaining about something, I'll just make a big fat donation to the Nancy Pelosi reelection campaign. That should be pretty damn effective, in fact, until she is out of office, I may never complain again. (How ironic would that be?)

The Universe

- If life is just a bowl of particles, why do I keep ending up with all the quarks?

That's very funny!

I can't give up my Swear Jar because ever time I say "Nancy Pelosi", I follow it by saying "Dammit!".

I like to see women in politics even though I don't always agree with them. Just as I don't always agree with the male politician's blah blah blah.. But, that lady, drives me crazy. She speaks off the top of her head without facts to backup what she's saying. I want to say to her, "Get over yourself your highness, and accept the responsibilities of your actions and that of your party."

It cannot always be the elephant's fault.