Because they can't get past the "Two Step."

Yeeha ha ha

The Universe

- Yeah, I still have JavaScript off. What of it!?

So I guess there is no sense in asking a red neck to tango?

Or as G.W.B. would think... What would Mr. Cartwright do?

The Universe

Cowboys may not be great thinkers, but they can dance a variety of steps.

Two-Steppin'
Side-Steppin'
Back-Steppin'
Wide-Steppin'

They had to learn in order to avoid those cow patties.

I UNDERSTAND COWBOYS ALSO DO THE SQUARE DANCE WHICH SUPPOSEDLY STARTED BECAUSE THE COWBOYS HAD NO ONE TO DANCE WITH ON THE RANGE BUT COWS.
AND A ROPE HE USES TO CATCH THEM.
TRY DANCING ARROUND A COW SOMETIME. YOUD BE SQUARE DANCIN TOO.
WHEN THEY GOT ARROUND PEOPLE THEY MADE IT A LOT FANCIER WITHG FIDDLES INSTEAD OF CRICKETS AND CALLS INSTEAD OF COWS AND THE SQUARE DANCE WAS BORN.
NO I AM NOT SAYIN THAT COWBOYS ARE SQUARES, BUT THEY DANCED IN A SQUARE... AHHH I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND .... IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PUNNY..
NOW EVERYONE LETS SING ALONG ....

WHY DID THE COWBOY TAKE HIS GIRL TO THE PRARIE.
BECAUSE SELDOM IS HEARD A DISCOURAGING WORD , AND TO DANCE.



LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS AND WATCH OUT FOR THAT...YUCCK