WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE A CAT AND A SLICE OF BUTTERED TOAST ?

YOU MAKE THE CAT INTO A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE.

YOU KNOW THE LAWS THAT TELL THAT A CAT ALWAYS LANDS ON IT'S FEET, AND TOAST ALWAYS LANDS BUTTER SIDE DOWN ~ WELL WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU COMBINE THE TWO AND TOSS THEM INTO THE AIR ? =^~^= GO TO

http://www.flycatfly.com/Flying_Cats.html

DOES THE CAT HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO MISS THE EARTH LIKE AUTHUR OR JUST KNOW WHERE
IT'S TOAST IS TO FLY ?

I HAVE HEARD THE EXPRESSION ~ WHEN PIGS FLY. HOW ABOUT CHANGING IT TO WHEN CATS FLY ?

REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. NOW TO GO FLY A KITE , ~< <br>

But how long do you leave him in?




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very cute!

=^~^=

HEAVEN FORBID I DO NOT ADVOCATE HURTING CATS. KILLING THEM OR PUTTING THEM IN A TOASTER. I AM SHOCKED AT SUCH AN IDEA. I THOUGHT THAT HURTING CATS EVEN CUTE ONES WAS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS WEB SITE. NOW I SEE A KITTEN FORCED TO ENTER A TOASTER. WHY IS THAT CUTE? THE KITTEN IS BUT FORCING IT INTO A TOASTER ? FRENCH DOGS IS ANOTHER STORY.

I WAS SUGGESTING FASTENING TOAST BUTTER SIDE UP ON TOP OF A CAT AND TOSSING IT INTO THE AIR OR TOASTING THE CAT INTO THE AIR TO SEE HOW IT FALLS. THUS ~ TOASTING THE CAT ~ WAS A PUN AND SUGGESTION TO OFFER A TOAST TO HONOR THE CAT . NO CATS WERE INJURED IN THE EXPERIMENT.

SINCE TOAST ALWAYS COMES DOWN BUTTER SIDE FIRST AND CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU FASTEN A SLICE OF TOAST ON TOP OF THE CAT WITH BUTTER SIDE UP AND TOSS IT IN THE AIR OR DROP IT FROM A HIGH PLACE ? HOW WILL IT LAND ? WILL IT NOT COME DOWN AT ALL ? WILL IT BECOME A PERPETUAL MOTION MAHINE, AN ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCE ?

PLEASE READ THE LINK ABOUT WHAT COULD HAPPEN .
http://www.flycatfly.com/Flying_Cats.html

IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING DOUGLAS ADAMS WOULD WRITE. PICTURES ARE INCLUDED. I HAD WANTED A COMMENT ON THE QUESTION. NOT 42 BUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE CAT WITH THE TOAST ON IT'S BACK AND HOW IT WOULD LAND OR WOULD IT ? MAYBE RECREATE THIS EXPERIMENT ?

I DO NOT ADVOCATE HURTING / KILLING CATS AND NEVER SET THE CAT ON FIRE.
Song Lyrics: Never set the cat on fire; you only will annoy it. The heat will make the beast perspire; she surely won't enjoy it ...
http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=7564

REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER ~ =O

No one here wants to hurt a cat, or thinks that you would. Most of us have a cat or would like to have one. And, no one thought about putting a real cat in a toaster. No one would here would point a gun at a cat. Sometimes we take ourselves too seriously and win we do we miss out on a lot of humor. I think the picture is cute, and I'm sure that the kitty could take the guy with the gun with one of her kitty-ki-kondo moves.


"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."
(William James)

However, since you mentioned French dogs... well, they are bigger than kittens, which is probably why they invented the toaster oven! Don't get me wrong, I actually like the...

The Standard Poodles...




They are among the smarter of the dog species... however...


When "miniaturized," they lose most all of their smarts and become what I like to refer to as....





The SUB-STANDARD Poodles............................................


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