A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it.

"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his PROFILE."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

But then I bet it doesn't take straight A's to be a cop, either. They say if we take too many cops off the street, we'll have more criminals; which I interpret as: The youth troublemakers can't find a job opening to become a cop; so, they just become criminals. Just a theory, but it works for firemen, too!

The Universe

- Sure I'm a skeptic, but if you waited around 100 billion years for this, you'd be, too! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my minnie buffalo ranch chicken sandwhich.

(grin) I hope that was a spelling error ...

Yes, we must say mini and not Minnie when talking about a mini buffalo ranch chicken sandwhich.

Just having some pun, as usual.

The Universe

- Where does Mercury reach it's highest point? At Blondie's house, in July.

It be's very HOT here now! It's so hot, we learned that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron. And, you can actually burn your hand opening the car door.

Blondie Tips:
I lay a towel over my seat belt (and steering wheel) when I park my car in the sun.



A sad Arizonan once hoped, "I wish it would rain - not so much for me, cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old."

But that ain't gettin' me my Minnie Bufallo Ranch Chicken Sandwich any dadburn sooner!

The Universe

So do yo still miss Myst???

Yes I do. Even though he always paid for his coffee with Canadian money.
However, that is better than using monopoly money.
I only let Kirk use that currency here.