We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.


Laugh and the world laughs with you, except for your boss.

Tough boss you got there

My boss is home for the next couple of weeks and he is making me work too hard...lol. We cleaned out the gutters and he cleaned off the roof...we raked the yard and had everything looking really nice.....and then....

We had a really bad storm today and it blew a tree on top of our house.

It tore part of the guttering off...damaged the roof and we have messes all over the place...lol.

I think the universe has a cruel sense of humor at times So....it's back to work...yard work, that is.

DEAREST BOSS GUY :

IF I AM TOO SICK TO GO TO THE DOCTOR I GET MY DIAGNOSIS ON LINE SO I DON'T GO TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE UNLESS I HAVE TO TAKE AMBULENCE DUE TO SEIZURE, ETC. ~ CAN I USE THE BILL AS PROOF I WENT TO THE DOCTOR? IF I AM SO SICK I NEED DIAGNOSIS I USE ~

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THUS I DO NOT HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE FOR A MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS.

WHEN I HAVE A SEVERE FEVER WITH HEADACHES, SWEATS AND CHILLS I MAKE AND DRINK ALOT OF BONESET TEA MADE FROM THE BONESET PLANT. IT WILL GET RID OF THE FEVER COMPLETELY IN 12 HOURS OR SO. THIS WILL VERY WITH AMOUNT OF BONESET TAKEN, AND DIGREE OF FEVER. THEN YOU HAVE TO REST AWHILE AS YOU WILL BE GROGGY. BONESET DOES CAUSE ALOT OF NON STOP SWEATING SO I WEAR PAJAMAS UNTIL I AM CURED AND SO SOAKED I HAVE TO HANG DRY AND WASH THEM. AFTERWARDS I TAKE A LONG SHOWER, WALK TILL DRY, AND FEEL GREAT. IF I WERE TO COME TO WORK AND USE BONESET AT WORK MY CLOTHES LIKE MY PAJAMAS WOULD BE TOTALY SOAKED THROGH WITH SWEAT CAUSED BY THE BONESET TEA. I WILL SMELL LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN BONESET AND CAMPHER. I WOULD ALSO BE VERY GROGGY UNTIL AFTER THE BONESET HAS GOTTEN RID OF THE FEVER. BONESET CAN CAUSE VOMITING. BONESET WILL VERY EFFECTIVELY GET RID OF THE FEVER.

I ALSO EAT A WHOLE LOT OF GARLIC AND ESPECIALLY ALOT OF GARLIC SOUP WITH A THICK LAYER OF CHEESE FLOATING ON TOP LIKE MY MOM USED TO MAKE WHEN I WAS SICK AND IN WINTER AS WELL. I ALSO DRINK LOTS OF ORANGE JUICE WHEN I HAVE A SEVERE COLD. MOM USED TO HAVE ME WEAR GARLIC AROUND MY NECK TO SCHOOL AND NO ONE WOULD SIT NEAR ME. ALSO EATING ALOT OF GARLIC GIVES ME REALY BAD FLATULENSE AHHH GASS WHICH HAPPENS WHEN I EAT LOTS OF GARLIC TO CURE A SEVERE COLD. NOW I ALSO CARRY GARLIC BULBS IN MY SHIRT POCKET INSTEAD OF ARROUND MY NECK WHEN I HAVE A BAD COLD AND CHEW ON ONE TIME TO TIME TOO.... AT LEAST I WON'T WORRY ABOUT VAMPIRES WHEN WEAK FROM A SEVERE COLD ..

I WILL IF YOU WANT ME TO COME TO WORK AND WORK WHILE SWEATING PROFUSELY AND SMELLING REALLY BAD BECAUSE OF THE FANTASTIC BONESET AND GARLIC CURES I USE TO OVERCOME FEVERS AND SEVERE COLDS. THEY WORK FANTASTIC. I WILL IF YOU WANT ME TO WORK. I EXPECT TO GET PAID FOR BEING SICK THEN AS I WILL NOT NEED A PERMISSION SLIP IF I COME TO WORK SICK. I HAVE TO TAKE MY CURES AT WORK THEN.

I AM ALSO SUSSEPTABLE TO POISON IVY AND POISON SUMAC I CURE WITH LOTS OF STEAMING HOT SHOWERS AND THEN RUBBING TOUCH ME NOT ~ JEWEL WEED ICE CUBES(3) CONCENTRATE ALL OVER MY SKY CLAD BODY EVERY TWO TO FOUR HOURS AND DRIP DRY. I USE INFUSIONS FROZEN IN ICE CUBE TRAYS OF TOUCH ME NOT ~ JEWELWEED. IT WORKS AND IS A GREAT CURE. I HAVE USED IT TO CURE POISON SUMAC ALSO BUT UNLIKE POSON IVY THE POISON SUMAC PUSS CAN ESCAPE FROM THE BODY AND SPREAD ALL OVER SO I DO NOT ALLOW ANYONE TO TOUCH ME THEN.. TOUCH ME NOT ~ JEWELWEED MUST BE KEPT FROZEN TILL USED. I THAW THE CONTAINER AND MAKE IT INTO AND USE AS ICE CUBES. IF I HAVE TO COME TO WORK WHEN SICK I HAVE TO HAVE PERMISSION TO USE MY HERBAL MEDICNES AT WORK?

ALSO TWICE A YEAR I NEED TO GET BLOOD TESTS FROM MY DOCTOR AND FOLLOW UP TO TEST THE MEDICATION LEVEL IN MY BLOOD STREAM SYSTEM AND RE-PRESCRIBE MY MEDICATION. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT ON AUGUST 18TH AND 25TH 2009. I WILL BE UNABLE TO HAVE MEDICINE LEVEL IN MY BLOOD TEST TAKEN WHILE AT WORK NOR GET THE RESULTS FROM MY DOCTOR THERE.

I USE FIRST TRANSIT 1-877-725-0569 TO GET A FREE TAXI RIDE TO THE DOCTOR AND HOME. THEY CAN BE USED ONLY FOR DOCTOR VISITS AND MEDICAL TRANSPORTATION.

I WILL ALSO TAKE THEM TO OPTICIAN SOON AS I NEED NEW BIFOCAL GLASSES SO I CAN SEE BETTER. I HAVE LAZY EYE AND SEE DOUBLE WITHOUT MY GLASSES UNLESS I AM INCHES FROM WHAT I HAVE TO READ/SEE AND I NEED A NEW PAIR AS I CAN NOT DRIVE OR RIDE MY BIKE WITHOUT THEM. I CAN NOT TELL A SHADOW FROM A POTHOLE AT NIGHT THEN. I HAVE TO USE A CANE THAT I TWIRL AND USE FOR SELF~DEFENSE.

I WILL BE GLAD TO PROVIDE YOU WITH A DOCTOR'S SLIP ~ PROOF I WAS SICK WHEN NECCESARY BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO COME TO WORK WHEN I'M SICK ? IS IT ADVISEBLE? WILL I BE PAID FOR BEING SICK IF I COME TO WORK SICK? DO I HAVE SICK DAYS ?

PLEASE UNDERSTAND AND ADVISE ME REGARDING PERMISSION SLIPS AND COMING TO WORK SICK WITH FEVER, SEVERE COLDS, AND POISON IVY/SUMAC, ETC.... AS WELL AS DOCTOR APPOINTMENTS.... I MUST AND WILL USE NATURAL CURES AT WORK.. ?

THANKS GREATLY MUCH. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER ~ =O
Timeloyd Rich

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