A 55-year old man, who was born on May 5th,

has been married 5 years, has 5 children,

makes $ 55,555.55 a year, and who's lucky number is 5,

receives a phone call from a friend.

The friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in

the fifth race at the local track that evening.

Excitedly, the man withdraws $ 5,555.55 cash

from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.

Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth.

I always use one-liners!

The Universe

An inflatable jockey was riding an inflatable horse for an inflatable trainer and an inflatable owner, for the first time over the jumps. Leading easily after the last he pulls up too early and two horse go past him. After the race the jockey was so mad he stuck a pin in the horse, then he stuck a pin in the trainer and then the owner. He was called in front of the Stewards where he stuck a pin in himself. The Stewards said to him, 'not only did you let the horse, the trainer and the owner down, you have let yourself down.'

Do you think I should look for an intake valve?

The Universe

Be casual about it.