The NTSB has determined flight 188 Northwest Airlines that overshot the airport did so because the pilot and the co-pilot were on their laptops instead of watching the controls. We have it on good authority that they were visiting the Galaxy Cafe when the incident took place; laughing at your jokes, downloading TimeLoyd's recipes, and the co-pilot admitted under oath he has a thing for BlueNightingale.

Please cease your website activity immediately or you will be ineligible to win next year's Nobel Peace Prize.

That is so funny!

But, I'm sad to think I might not get the peace prize. After all, I've done LOTS of nothing to deserve it.

You ever notice how blondes get blamed for everything?

We deserve any kind of prize the world wants to give us for putting up with the rest of humanity that has different hues of hair

Oh yes, and we also put up with the FRENCH even though we complain a lot about them.

It wouldn't be so bad if we won a prize once in a while. But, noooo, it goes to someone that actually may have done something.