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October 29 2009 at 10:11 PM
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Little Orphant Annie

James Whitcomb Riley (1849-1916)

INSCRIBED WITH ALL FAITH AND AFFECTION
To all the little children: -- The happy ones; and sad ones;
The sober and the silent ones; the boisterous and glad ones;
The good ones -- Yes, the good ones, too; and all the lovely bad ones.

1 Little Orphant Annie's come to our house to stay,
2 An' wash the cups an' saucers up, an' brush the crumbs away,
3 An' shoo the chickens off the porch, an' dust the hearth, an' sweep,
4 An' make the fire, an' bake the bread, an' earn her board-an'-keep;
5 An' all us other childern, when the supper-things is done,
6 We set around the kitchen fire an' has the mostest fun
7 A-list'nin' to the witch-tales 'at Annie tells about,
8 An' the Gobble-uns 'at gits you
9   Ef you
10      Don't
11         Watch
12              Out!

13 Wunst they wuz a little boy wouldn't say his prayers, --
14 An' when he went to bed at night, away up-stairs,
15 His Mammy heerd him holler, an' his Daddy heerd him bawl,
16 An' when they turn't the kivvers down, he wuzn't there at all!
17 An' they seeked him in the rafter-room, an' cubby-hole, an' press,
18 An' seeked him up the chimbly-flue, an' ever'-wheres, I guess;
19 But all they ever found wuz thist his pants an' roundabout: --
20 An' the Gobble-uns 'll git you
21   Ef you
22      Don't
23         Watch
24             Out!
   
25 An' one time a little girl 'ud allus laugh an' grin,
26 An' make fun of ever' one, an' all her blood-an'-kin;
27 An' wunst, when they was"company," an' ole folks wuz there,
28 She mocked 'em an' shocked 'em, an' said she didn't care!
29 An' thist as she kicked her heels, an' turn't to run an' hide,
30 They wuz two great big Black Things a-standin' by her side,
31 An' they snatched her through the ceilin' 'fore she knowed what she's about!
32 An' the Gobble-uns 'll git you
33   Ef you
34      Don't
35         Watch
36             Out!
   
37 An' little Orphant Annie says, when the blaze is blue,
38 An' the lamp-wick sputters, an' the wind goes woo-oo!
39 An' you hear the crickets quit, an' the moon is gray,
40 An' the lightnin'-bugs in dew is all squenched away, --
41 You better mind yer parunts, an' yer teachurs fond an' dear,
42 An' churish them 'at loves you, an' dry the orphant's tear,
43 An' he'p the pore an' needy ones 'at clusters all about,
44 Er the Gobble-uns 'll git you
45   Ef you
46      Don't
47         Watch           
48             Out!
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Notes

4] board-an'-keep: her food and lodging.

8] Gobble-uns 'at gits: the ones who gobble (eat you up) and that gets ...
9] Ef: if.

13] Wunst they wuz: Once there was ... (a traditional opening for a children's story).

16] kivvers: (bed-)covers.

17] rafter-room: attic, the room that has the rafters or upper timbers for the house.

cubby-hole: small place for a chest, crib; place for children to hide; snuggery.
cupboard or clothes press.

18] chimbly-flue: chimney flue or chamber to contain smoke upwards and outside.

19] thist: just.
roundabout: close-fitting short jacket.

25] allus: always.

40] lightnin'-bugs: fireflies.
squenched: "squelched" (made a sucking sound like something stuck in mud or water) and "quenched" (extinguished).

43] he'p: help.

Original text: James Whitcomb Riley,
Little Orphant Annie
Little Orphant Annie's come to our house to stay, An' wash the cups an' saucers up, an' brush the crumbs away, An' shoo the chickens off the porch, ...
http://www.jameswhitcombriley.com/litorphannie.htm

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And the Gobble-uns'll git you Ef you Don't Watch Out!
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October 31 2009, 7:36 AM 

PHANTOM 309 Recorded by Red Sovine
Words and music by Tommy Faile

I was out on the West Coast, tryin' to make a buck And things didn't work out,
I was down on my luck
Got tired a-roamin' and bummin' around
So I started thumbin' back East, toward my home town.

Made a lot of miles, the first two days
And I figured I'd be home in week, if my luck held out this way
But, the third night I got stranded, way out of town
At a cold, lonely crossroads, rain was pourin' down.

I was hungry and freezin', done caught a chill
When the lights of a big semi topped the hill
Lord, I sure was glad to hear them air brakes come on
And I climbed in that cab, where I knew it'd be warm.

At the wheel sit a big man, he weighed about two-ten
He stuck out his hand and said with a grin "Big Joe's the name",
I told him mine
And he said: "The name of my rig is Phantom 309."

I asked him why he called his rig such a name
He said: "Son, this old Mack can put 'em all to shame
There ain't a driver, or a rig, a-runnin' any line
Ain't seen nothin' but taillights from Phantom 309."

Well, we rode and talked the better part of the night
When the lights of a truck stop came in sight
He said: "I'm sorry son, this is as far as you go
'Cause, I gotta make a turn, just on up the road."

Well, he tossed me a dime as he pulled her in low
And said: "Have yourself a cup on old Big Joe."
When Joe and his rig roared out in the night
In nothin' flat, he was clean out of sight.
Well,

I went inside and ordered me a cup
Told the waiter Big Joe was settin' me up Aw!, you coulda heard a pin drop,
it got deathly quiet And the waiter's face turned kinda white.

Well, did I say something wrong? I said with a halfway grin He said:
"Naw, this happens every now and then
Ever' driver in here knows Big Joe
But son, let me tell you what happened about ten years ago.

At the crossroads tonight, where you flagged him down
There was a bus load of kids, comin' from town
And they were right in the middle, when Big Joe topped the hill
It could have been slaughter, but he turned his wheel.

Well, Joe lost control, went into a skid And gave his life to save that bunch-a kids And there at that crossroads, was the end of the line For Big Joe and phantom 309

But, every now and then, some hiker'll come by
And like you, Big Joe'll give 'em a ride Here, have another cup and forget about the dime
Keep it as a souvenir, from Big Joe and Phantom 309!"

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October 31 2009, 4:15 PM 

LEGEND OF THE OSAGE ORANGE

THE FRUIT IS NOT EADIBLE BUT SACRED !!!!


FOR Pictures GO TO THE OSAGE ORANGE LEGEND
http://community.webtv.net/Taimloyd/OsageOrangeLEGEND

The pictures were taken off Web Sites on The Osage Orange with great Respect to Wakantanka ~ God creator of it, and the Publisher of the web sites and pictures.


This is dedicated to Monsignor Rev. Vincent J. Closs > 1903 ~ 1985 `


Once in the early days there lived an Old Indian Medicine Man.
He was loved by The People as his tribe called itself in their tongue, and his love and generosity spread not only through his tribe but to others as well, and he was asked to help whenever he was around and if a ceremony needed doing or someone important was needed to help with council or comfort the children he would be there. Everyone loved , and had great respect for him.

There was only one thing that was more important to the Old Medicine Man then his people. That was Wakontanka who created the
world, and all life upon, below and above it. He would often go to a Sacred Spot overlooking the village or near it where he could observe every thing in case there was an emergency .
He would thus spead time Offering his Pipe to Wakontanka Creator and watch his prayers he believed are carried to Wakontanka Creator rising in the smoke riding on his breath as the Eagle rides upon the Wind.

As he meditated and prayed to Wakontanka he chanted," Waaakonntaannnkaaa " over and over . As he did so he meditated on the great meaning of Wakontanka which means The Greatest Mystery in his language. He gave thanks to Wakontanka Creator of all the Flyers, Swimmers, Crawlers, 4 Leggeds, 2 Leggeds, Plant people and everythig above, on, and within the Earth which supplied the People all they needed as a Mother. He thanked Creator,for these, for Creators help, and The People. He thanked Wakontanka for everything he had done and had only one request to make of Wakontanka ~ Creator . That he would be accepted as Wakntanka's favorite son, and that Wakontanka would teach him.

One day the old Medicine Man as he meditated had a great vision in which he saw Wakontanka in his Glory so bright and wonderful that he could not even look upon Wakontanka directly but saw Wakontanka everywhere arround himself.. The voice of Wakontanka spoke upon him telling him that if he truely wished to be the favorite son of Wakontanka the Medicine Man must leave The People for awhile and live alone and then Wakontanka would teach him and make him His favorite son. Then Wakontanka was gone.

The old Medicine Man was overjoyed, and told the People his prayers had been answered
The People felt very happy that Wakontanka had answered their Medicine Mans prayers and would accept him as His favorite son for this was his greatest desire . Yet they felt bad because he would have to leave The People and they loved him so much. Many had known him all their lives and he had been at Ceremonies, Births, Deaths. When someone got sick or lost his way on the Sacred Road he would`be there to help out, comfort and share with them. Even once when
a young man had tried to get married and he had told the young man to go into the wilderness and practice with a hollow tree until he knew what to do. True the young man had learned to check for bees Still he had married him to a very lovely maiden. The Medicine Man smiled at the thought. He knew
he would miss The People deeply but he wanted to be favorite son of Wakontanka above all things.

The people loved him so much that they all got together and held one of the greatest feasts that had ever been held on the plains. All Tribes in the area and travelors fromother areas were invited to it. They
had a great Buffalo Hunt to feed everyone and provide clothes, and robes for use at it. They were made and dedecorated with beauty, and love. Finally the day for the feast arrived and People from many tribes arrived who knew or had heard of the Old Medicine Man. They came from all over bringin food, and gifts for Give Away, and the old Medicine Man. Then they Feasted, Gambled, and Celebrated their Medicine Man's dreams being fulfilled. On the Third Morning some of the men had to hunt for more food but even it was an extention of the feast. Everyone celebrated 4 days, and 4 nights. Then at the end of the feast there was a Great Giveaway by and in honor of the old Medicie Man. On the 5th Day the Medicine Man was greeted and thanked by everyone. Then while everyone was celebrating and singing he was followed out of the village .

The Medicone Man went to his Sacred Spot overlooking the village and asked Wakontanka to watch over and protect The People , It was now time for the old Medicine Man to journey to a Sacred Place that Wakontanka had told him about and live there alone with Wakontanka for a great many moons. He would then come back and teach The People.


IT IS A BEAUTIFUL FALL DAY AS THE MEDICINE MAN MEDIATED AND LEARNED FROM WAKONTAMKA ~CREATOR .
He understood the treachings now in the trees and plants could understand their language, He knew how they healed . He had danced with Wakontanka, and had joined the Storm Spirits as they played among the lightning. He had learned to be one with the Earth Mother and learned from her. He had learned all she had to teach, and the next famine the People would not be hungry or thirsty during a drought or cold with the Winter. He was the favorite son of The Creator Wakontanka and had learned all the secrets of the Earth Mother . He looked forward to sharing what he had learned with the People when he had returned for Wakontanka told him he would be going home soon . He thought of this as he sat on a ridge mediating awaiting the first light of day to open the sky in beautiful colors . He marvelled at the beauty before him.

THE OLD INDIAN MEDICINE MAN WAS FASTING AND PRAYING ON THE RIDGE AND HE WAS SURROUNDED BY A LOVELY CLEAR ROBIN EGG BLUE SKY .
Some young warriors noticed him off from the distance. They had heard of him and one was from the village he had served and foved the old Medicine Man and had felt bad when he left The People. He suggested to the leader of the war party that they move on for this was a Sacred Place, and the old Indian was a Medicine Man who was the favorite son of the Great Creator ~ Wakontanka . The boy leading the group used his knees in his horses ribs to get a better view of the Medicine Man sitting on his blanket on the ridge surrounded by his medicine objects and chanting. The Leader told them it was only an old Indian waiting to die and they should put him on his way. Besides they needed scalps and it had been days since they had set out, and they still had not got a single scalp, or horse. They were warriors ?

The boy who knew the old Medicine Man said that this was Sacred Ground and that the old Medicine Man was from his tribe. That the Medicine Man had had a vision of the Great Wakontanka Creator instructing him to leave The People to become Wakontanka's favorite son and learn from Him. He told them of all that the Medicine Man had done and of the real great InterTribal Feast when Tribes came from all over to see him off to become Wakontankas favorite son and learn from Wakontanka ~ Creator .

No one listened to him as all the others could think of was riding into village with a scalp on their lance to prove they were all great warriors. They would say they got it in combat and had counted coup on it.
The Leader laughed at what he called stories and set his horse into a gallop at the old Indian Medicine Man on the ridge, and killed him while he was chanting WAKONTANKA's name.
This made Wakontanka Angry for his favorite son had been killed while praising him.

The warrior not satisfied wih this jumped off his pony, and scallped the old Medicine Man making the Great Wakontanka even angrier.

The warrior screamed and yelped screaming, " I have killed a great warrior. Come and count coup with me",and shook the scalp in the air.

The other warriors started to ride away, as one screamed at him that he had angered the Great Wakontanka by killing the Old Medicine Man. who was favorite son of Wakontanka The Creator. They had remembered the feast and had heard the Legends about the Old Medicine Man.

This angered the leader who shouted out he did not care who the Old Indian was he had his first scalp. Shaking it in the air he then took out his Tomahawik and split the old Indian Medicine Man's head open. Then yanking the brain out he held it up in his other hand yelling .

This angered Wakontanka so much that out
of a clear sky a roll of thundrer echoed and a jagged bolt of lightning shot down at the Leader of the warriors just missing him. Now somewhat afraid he threw the Medicine Man's brain into the woods. After he threw it Lightning out of the blue sky suddenly struck the brain of the Medicine Man who was Wakontanka's favorite son. Instantly the old Medicine Man's brain became a tree. And from it hung fruit that looked like a luminesent human brain with tiny hairs from being scalped. The brain of the old Medicine Man who was the favorite son of Wakontanka ....

After seeing what had happened and looking directly at the brain like fruit on the Indian colored tree that had appeared in front of him the leader screamed out fear realizing what he had done, and fell to his knees asking forgiveness and cutting his arms with his knife out of great sorrow .
As he bled he looked up and saw the others riding over a ridge, so he got on his pony and quickly rode after them.

After a brief council they returned to the village and announced what they had done. They even brought the fruit of the tree to show the People. Yes it looked like a brain and upon closer inspection they could see hairs growing out of it ~ the remains of being scalped..

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All of the animals would not eat of it, and so a great council was held while they were being held in a lodge in the center of the village. Everyone who saw them insulted them. Even a dog who lifted it's leg behind the Leader. Finally after much discussion the council was over.

It was decided that from that day forward all The People that came across them would ignore them. They would not be spoken to , traded with, helped, or even associated with though the Leader had done it none of the others had stopped him. It was therefor decided that they were all guilty of angering Wakontnka by killing His favorite son. They were o all be shunned by all the People.


IT IS TOLD THAT IF YOU DISPLAY THE BRAIN FRUIT OR OSAGE ORANGE THAT THE OLD MEDICINE MAN WILL GUIDE YOU AND WAKONTANKA WILL PROTECT YOU !!!!


As for the Warriors who killed the Medicine Man who was the favorite son of Wakontanka Creator they still wander and mourn every fall mutilating themselves and wearing war paint which may rub off on some of the leaves it is said turning them red and other colors ~ seeking forgiveness from Wakontanka in memory of what they had done and the old`Medicine Man . They wander wondering when they will be allowed entry into the Happy Hunting Ground .

Always the brain like fruit of the Osage Orange reminds them and all The People of how they had angered Wakontanka.

Whatever you do never anger Wakontanka Creator, or you too may be doomed to wander forever with nothing with you but the memry of how you angered Wakontanka like them.

AHO MITAKUYE OYASIN AHO~AMEN
Turning Bear
TurningBear@lakota.net

MAY THE OLD INDIAN MEDICINE MAN WATCH OVER YOU,AND MAY THE GREAT SPRIT PROTECT YOU SO YOU WILL LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.
AHO MITAKUYE OYASIN AHO~AMEN
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October 31 2009, 5:50 PM 



ONE DAY IN THE SOVIET UNION A MOTHER WAS INTERRUPTED BY A LOUD STEADY KNOCK ON HER FRONT DOOR. SHE QUICKLY CLEANED HER HANDS AND WENT TO ANSWER THE DOOR.

THERE WERE SEVERAL GRIM ALMOST SCAREY MEN IN MILITARY UNIFORMS STANDING BEFORE HER.

AFTER SHE ASKED THEM TO COME IN, SHE ASKED HOW SHE COULD HELP THEM.

THEY EXPLAINED THEY WERE WITH THE KGB ~ SOVIET POLCE AND THAT SHE WAS UNDER ARREST AND HER DAUGHTER WOULD BE TAKEN AWAY FROM HER.

"WHATEVER FOR ?" SHE ASKED THEM.

FOR INDOCTRINATING YOUR DAUGHTER AGAINST THE SOVIET GOVERNMENT.

"I HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING," THE MOTHER PROTESTED TO THEM. "I AM A GOOD LOYAL CITIZEN!"

THE MAIN OFFICER REPLIED, "WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT AT NIGHT YOU TAKE PART IN ACTIVITES AND INDOCTRINATE YOUR DAUGHTER AGAINST THE SOVIET GOVERNMENT."

THE MOTHER NOW BOTH MAD AND UPSET RESPONDED, "AND HOW DO I DO THAT?

THE MAIN KGB OFFICER SAID ~ "BY TELLING ANTI~GOVERNMENT STORYS TO YOUR DAUGHTER."

NOW REALLY UPSET THE MOTHER ASKED, "AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT."

THE KGB OFFICER FIXED HIS GAZE HARD UPON THE MOTHER.

"WE HAVE HEARD SOME OF THE STORYS YOU HAVE BEEN TELLING YOUR DAUGHTER WHO HAS BEEN TELLING THEM TOO. THEY ALL END ~
THE BOOGYMAN WILL GET YOU IF YOU DON'T WATCH OUT."


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IF YOU IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS ~ THEY WILL GO AWAY.
SEEN ON A BUMPER STICKER.

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November 1 2009, 9:46 AM 

Little Orphant Annie....I love reading that again, Timeloyd. My granny used to read that to us when I was a child and it scared the heck out of me!
I had no idea what most of it was about but she made it so real and scary that it freaked me out every time she read it.

I tell the kids around here about the "Headless Convict". It's a story that I made up but I have told it for so many years that everyone believes it's a real Indiana ghost...lol. I have been known to make teen aged boys scream like little girls happy.gif

It's all about a convict that helped build the train trestle bridge that's near our house. He falls off the construction site and gets decapitated and forever more, roams the woods, cornfields and barns looking for his head. Of course, I am skipping all the scary details that I throw in but I make it very real as we sit around the campfire...it's pretty funny.

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November 3 2009, 11:11 AM 

MY STORIES BEGAN WITH THE GOBBLINS AND ENDED WITH THE BOOGIE MAN SO MADE A CIRCLE.
i APPOLOGIZE to the WOOGIE MONSTER for not having a story about him.

I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE READ THE HEADLESS CONVICT STORY AAS SCARY AS YOU CANDO IT. Perhaps edit it into your post. So kool it'l send shivers down your spine.

I HAD A FRIEND OVER AND WAS TELLING AND READING GHOST STORIES TO HER AND SUDDENLY SAID, "I'M GETTING KINDA HUNGRY. COULD YOU PUT A PIZZA IN THE OVEN"

MY FRIEND TOLD ME SHE WAS HUNGRY TOO AND WENT INTO THE KITCHEN AND SUDDENLY I HEARD A LOUD PIERCING SCREAM.

SHE COMES BACK INTO THE ROOM HOLDING A PIZZA AND THERE WAS A FROZEN HAND RESTING ON TOP OF THE PIZZA BOX. BOY WAS SHE SHIVERING AS SHE HELD THE PIZZA BOX AS FAR AWAY FROM THE FROZEN HAND AS SHE POSSIBLY COULD WATCHING IT AFRAID IT WOULD MOVE.
I PICKED IT UP AND OFFERED IT TO HER AS IF I WAS GOING TO TOUCH HER OR SHAKE HER HAND WITH IT TELLING HER TO FEEL IT'S NICE COLD GRIP AGAINST HER SKIN
.
WHEN SHE WOULDN'T TOUCH IT I EXPLAIED I HAD MADE IT OUT OF ICE, AS UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T HAVE A STORY AS TO WHAT IT WAS DOING OR HOW IT GOT INTO MY ICE BOX. HMMM THERE ARE RAILROAD TRACKS ABOUT 4 BLOCKS FROM ME.
TO MAKE A FROZEN HAND YOU NEED 5 THINGS.

A TRANSPARENT PLASTIC GLOVE. I GOT A COUPLE LIKE THE ONE I USED FROM A FRIEND AT A FAST FOOD RESTERANT.
WATER FROM THE KITCHEN SPICKET/FAUCET OR SIMILAR,
A STRONG RUBBER BAND ~ I LIKE TO USE THE THICK ONES,
AN ICE BOX OR FREEZER ~ I USE THE ONE ON TOP PART OF FRIG~ARATOR.
FINALLY TIME WHICH HELPS MAKE IT LOOK SCAREY..

FIRST OPEN THE GLOVE ALL THE WAY AND HOLD IT UNDER THE FAUCET UNTIL IT IS COMPLETELY FILLED WITH WATER. LET A BIT OF WATER OUT.
SPIN THE GLOVE SO THE TOP PART IS TOTALLY TWISTED ON ITSELF SEVERAL TIMES.

HOLDING THE TWISTED PART OF THE WATER FILLED GLOVE REAL TIGHT SO IT DOSEN'T UNTWIST WITH YOUR LEFT HAND ~ PUT A RUBBER BAND OVER THE GLOVE.

NOW TWIST THE RUBBER BAND AND KEEP PUTTING IT OVER THE TWISTED PART OF THE PLASTIC GLOVE.

KEEP TWISTING THE RUBBER BAND AND PUTTING IT OVER THE TWISTED PART OF THE GLOVE AND CONTINUE THIS UNTIL YOU CAN NO LONGER DO SO ~ TWISTING AND PUTTING THE RUBBER BAND OVER THE TWISTED GLOVE hmmm sounds like a name for a band..

KEEP PULLING AND TWISTING THE RUBBER BAND AND PUTTING OVER THE TWISTED PART OF THE GLOVE AND THE RUBBER BAND WILL GET TIGHTER AND TIGHTER AND TIGHTER AROUND THE TWISTED PART OF THE GLOVE UNTIL IT WON'T GO OVER IT ANYMORE.

WHEN YOU CAN NO LONGER PUT THE RUBBER BAND
ARROUND THE TWISTED PART OF THE GLOVE GENTLY SQUEEZE THE GLOVE TO MAKE SURE THE WATER WON'T LEAK OUT OF THE GLOVE.

NOW PUT IT IN BACK OF THE ICE BOX / FREZZER ON CARD BOARD OR FOIL IF ON LOWER PART. THIS IS SO IT WON'T FREEZE TO THE FREEZER IF WATER LEAKS OUT OF THE GLOVE.. IN THAT CASE MAKE ANOTHER ONE.

WHAT WOULD YO DO IF YOU FOUND A FROZEN HAND ON YOUR PIZZA? FLOATING ON PUNCH ? ETC....

NOW FOR THE TIME PART. LEAVE IT THERE AWHILE UNTIL YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT
IT.

WHEN YOU GO BACK A FEW HOURS LATER YOU WILL FIND A FROZEN HAND RESTING IN YOUR ICE BOX / FREEZER. USUALLY IT LOOKS LIKE A REAL HAND THAT WAS FROZEN OR WAS MAGICALLY MADE INTO ICE LIKE QUEEN JANNIS TURNED BEINGS
TO STONE IN THE NARNIA MOVIE. HMMM....
STORY IDEA..?
ONCE THEFROZEN HAND I MADE FLATTENED OUT BUT DID NOT LOOK AS GOOD AS A BIG ROUNDED ONE.

NOW JUST POSITION THE FROZEN HAND FOR THE BEST EFFECT AND TELL SOME ONE TO GET SOMETHING LIKE PIZZA OUT OF THE FREEZER
AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS. HEE HEE HE .;^{[

THE ICEY FROZEN HAND STRIKES AGAIN YOO( HEE HEE HE >;^{[

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REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER ~ =O

SANTA SAYS USE 2 FROZEN HANDS ON A SNOWMAN.
3 IF IT LOOKS LIKE ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX. YOU CAN ALSO USE 2 TEA BAGS AND 2 CRANBERRYS FOR EYES. HO HO HO
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