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An Admission, r.e. "Gerrie"

February 23 2005 at 1:44 AM
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mayer  (Login european_son)

 
Okay, here it is, and I'm sorry.


Me + A router re-setter button for IP Addresses + A lot of spare time = Gerrie.


I thought it was funny, It wasn't really, I'll stop now.



Sorry.


xx

 
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mayer
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February 23 2005, 1:45 AM 

I'm obviously her boyfriend and "Roxie" too.

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 1:48 AM 

now that's not true is it, cos thw whole little argument is going on as we speak

 
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mayer
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February 23 2005, 1:53 AM 

Yup, for as long as I'm awake and still drinking...

 
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Roxie
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February 23 2005, 1:53 AM 

I can't even be bothered to say anything to this...

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 1:57 AM 

why did you then?

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 2:13 AM 

was it really you mayer? Coz if it was you do a really good job of acting like a fucking crazy nut person

 
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February 23 2005, 2:15 AM 

I still say Mayer for Mayor... Though I think this was your Ken Livingstone moment.

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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 2:16 AM 

yay mayer for mayor

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 2:18 AM 

I think id definately sleep better tonight knowing that the whole gerrie thing was a piss take. Lost plenty of good nights sleep shitting myself at the thought that people like gerrie ACTUALLY exist, because they dont do they?

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 2:24 AM 

you'd have to log in as Gerrie and type the natinal anthem for it to be truely believed. Otherwise, I'd think it's just a cyical ploy to get everyone to completely ignore Gerrie...

 
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mayer
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February 23 2005, 2:25 AM 

I daren't do that... It's like God and the lack of post-biblical revelation, it's all about trust and keeping people on edge.

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 2:29 AM 

but have people not met her?

 
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mayer
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February 23 2005, 2:30 AM 

Has anyone met both "her" and I though....?

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 2:31 AM 

ok this is too fucked up for me...

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 2:32 AM 

mayer you need medical attention

 
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February 23 2005, 2:34 AM 

Mayer, I dont believe you, but frankly either way you're a sick individual.
Twisted...but then you'll see that as a compliment i suppose...

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 2:36 AM 

mayer no one can be that bored if it was you, I have a question what about the daughter

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 2:46 AM 

Please let her be real as i found it all rather amusing and sureal.
Every time i read her post i just imagine the theme tune to Steptoe and Son playing in the background.

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 2:49 AM 

mayer you should turn the character into a tv show could be funny and twould get rid of some of those fucking reality tv shows

 
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mayer
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February 23 2005, 2:50 AM 

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive. . . ." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

Then it was quiet again. My attorney had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. "What the hell are you yelling about?" he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. "Never mind," I said. "It's your turn to drive." I hit the brakes and aimed the Great Red Shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

 
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February 23 2005, 2:51 AM 

People that have met me!!

Easy ones first

spanish bombs and maccatine met me at Oldham.

Guitarist of cazals met me there, was one sharing his beer.

Photographer met me that night, he gave me his fucking smirnoff ice.

James mullord obviously met me in the train fucking station, my name sake after all!

Met chrissie and sean in blackpool, they hate me though so don't listen to them.


I am the one with the dark fucking curly hair at Oldham, the November one!

The roady thingy at oldham will know i am real as well. Getting this in while ican but boyfriend calling me a whore coz i know a fuckingroady


 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 8:48 AM 

Mayer, you promised you'd never tell them!

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 9:26 AM 

Nooooooooooooooooooooo, she has to be real because I've seen her....haven't I?

 
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February 23 2005, 9:43 AM 

Yeah, but did you check out how hairy her legs were? It was him.

 
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Dr Calicowall
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February 23 2005, 9:45 AM 

*round of applause for mayer*


nice one

:o)

 
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Zoey
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February 23 2005, 9:48 AM 

I AM SO CONFUSED.

Is it him? Or not?

I dont know whether to kiss him or kill him.

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 9:48 AM 

Ok then, but who is the lunatic I've seen? I need to know, otherwise I may have to gouge my eyeballs out for deceiving me so....

 
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February 23 2005, 9:50 AM 

It was Mayer, in a dress, something he enjoys way too much frankly.

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 9:51 AM 

Is he only 5ft? Does he own a very curly brown wig? Is he frequently completely off his face?

 
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February 23 2005, 9:52 AM 

Yes, yes and yes. I can't tell you how gutted I am that you found out this way.

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 9:54 AM 

I am devastated. Put me in a straight jacket...

 
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Jo
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February 23 2005, 9:59 AM 

madness!
madness i tell thee!

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February 23 2005, 9:58 AM 

pic of me on .net

going to try and find it for you

Have met dmatt, wee rob (he even did a post about it), trampsvest (trampy), met other people in newcastle that never post, met a couple in manchester that sometimes post.

Wish they would own up to having met me and let you know i am a nice person in my own little way.

Live for music, i am the one at the front giving it all i've got, telling the band how good they are (if they are),

got more waffle, but need a coffee x

 
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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 2:31 PM 

right, now then. A few times whilst I've been reading this in the last week I've thought 'she must be fake' cos nobody can swear that much continually in one sentence, and use 'xxxx' all the time. And her whole situation does seem a bit too mad to be real. BUT, people have met her, and who would be that bored/sad to spend hours and hours on here posting as one person, logging out, posting as someone else, logging out, changing the router setting etc etc?

 
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February 23 2005, 2:32 PM 

Mayer would.

 
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February 23 2005, 2:34 PM 

but literally spend hours and hours and hours at a time? All times of the day and night? And recruit accomplices to play a trick on an internet message board?

 
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February 23 2005, 2:35 PM 

Well, he's a student. What else would he be doing? As for my part in it, I'm truly sorry, he made me do it. I can't speak for the others.

 
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Dr Calicowall
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February 23 2005, 2:36 PM 

Mayer would

 
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February 23 2005, 2:38 PM 

I feel dirty and used.

 
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February 23 2005, 2:38 PM 

And I kinda like it.

 
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February 23 2005, 2:38 PM 

I'm still confused about people that have met her though

 
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February 23 2005, 2:39 PM 

They're all in on it. Twas good though eh?

 
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February 23 2005, 2:41 PM 

I don't know who's more mental, 'Gerrie' or someone who would create this whole thing and recruit other people to help them with it?

 
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February 23 2005, 2:40 PM 

So does this mean I'm not real then? And the past 19 years have been a lie?

Oh my god!

Who the fuck am I then?!?! *panics* arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 
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February 23 2005, 2:42 PM 

yesxxxxxxxx it xxxx

fucking xxxxxxxxxxxx

does xxxx

you xx

dopey xxxxx

sodxxx

 
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February 23 2005, 2:43 PM 

*SorryButWhat slips his head in the noose and kicks the chair away*

 
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February 23 2005, 3:25 PM 

mayer if it's true we'll have the kaiser chiefs signed trilby back, and give
you a feckin crown because I've never laughed so much in my life.

































if it's not true, however, we'll just have the hat back.

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February 23 2005, 3:27 PM 

if she is real ... she should be rounded up under the mental health act

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February 23 2005, 3:33 PM 

what is going on?

 
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February 23 2005, 3:33 PM 

I do love you lot (the ones in this little thread thingy), especially libertine thingy x

you do make me laugh, and laughing truly helps the shite i got to live with xxx

 
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February 23 2005, 6:08 PM 

this is it.

toop toop too too too te dup?
toop toop too too too te dup?

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so...

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February 23 2005, 6:24 PM 

Gerrie isnt real?

 
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Jo
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February 23 2005, 6:31 PM 

who knows.

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Anonymous
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February 23 2005, 10:27 PM 

if we really want to know if she is real someone get both of them together in the same room. Coz if mayer was dresses up as a woman ( by the way mayer if you did didnt know u swang that way, much disturbed) then he cant do it in the same room. Unless mayer has two heads he hasnt told us about or is one of those half woman half men things you see at freck sideshows.

 
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Phil
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February 23 2005, 10:29 PM 

There are some beautiful pictures of Mayer in a dress.

I'd shag it.

xxx

 
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Valerie
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February 23 2005, 10:54 PM 

A skirt darling, and a bloody fetching one too.

I glanced at my reflection, and, like Narcissus, fell in love with it.


And *that's* why I was in the bathroom for half an hour that night. Honest.

 
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July 26 2012, 4:49 PM 

If we're in a bumping mood


 
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July 26 2012, 6:37 PM 

Gerrie was most definitely real, I saw her a few times and used to buy my green off her ex Dave for a while. I wonder where/how she is now.....

 
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July 26 2012, 8:47 PM 

it turned out i was me all along

http://celebritysextapes.bandcamp.com/track/sex-drugs-pop

 
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July 26 2012, 10:15 PM 

dont remember this thread! this was posted four days after i met mayer for the first time as well! gerrie was definitely not a figment of his imagination though,.

 
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