Re: im asking a big favour to any kind hearted souls...
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January 26 2006, 7:50 PM
hi this is your good mate shades :)
your car was clamped by a rudeass? how much did thee have 2 pay!! shall i raggatip them?!?!?!?!?!
love shades xxoxoxoxox
here it is:
ragga tip
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January 26 2006, 9:10 PM
I just sent one saying "I'm sending duncan and anthony and lee round to Clampit and Sons Ltd and they are mean so you better watch out. you horrible pooheads"
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ARROGANT Paul Hodgkiss is the car-clamper from hell.
He thought he could get away with imprisoning a driver who fell foul of his parking firm.
But today, the bulky six-footer was beginning a four-month jail sentence - with his "bullying" tactics condemned by a judge.
Hodgkiss was locked up after a jury found him guilty of imprisoning plumber Anthony Smith after towing the workman's van away.
All Mr Smith had done was ask why his van was damaged and a £390 drill had gone from it after Hodgkiss towed it away.
And the jury at Manchester Crown Court did not even know the shocking truth about his clamping business Checkmate Security. It earned him £50,000 a year, a big house and a BMW with a registration plate C14 MPU - which reads CLAMP U - and led him to repeatedly brag about the way he earned money from motorists.
On the day 37-year-old Hodgkiss' trial was due to start, he was called from court because his firm had clamped a Transco van working on an emergency gas leak and would only unclamp it when the £70 release fee had been paid.
And he is no stranger to the law before his trial. A barrister who believed he had been unfairly clamped by Hodgkiss successfully sued him and won £1,000 damages.
The court heard Mr Smith's van was towed away to Checkmate Security's premsies in Sheffield Street, Ancoats, as he carried out emergency repairs to a city-centre flat in Great Bridgewater Street.
Ordeal
His ordeal began when he telephoned Hodgkiss to arrange the release of his van in April last year.
The court heard how Hodgkiss:
# Repeatedly swore at Mr Smith and upped the fee from £70 to £180 before offering to drive him to his van;
# Took Mr Smith on a night ride of terror through Manchester city centre, during which he threatened to "splatter his face" and Mr Smith was so scared he even tried to escape.
# Locked Mr Smith in his darkened lock-up near Piccadilly train station;
# Returned to his lock-up with a friend. Mr Smith then heard them threaten: "We'll get you out, give you a good hiding and then put you back there for the night''.
Mr Smith was only freed when he made frightened calls for help to the police on his mobile phone.
Sentencing Hodgkiss, Judge Michael Henshell told him: "You regarded yourself as above and beyond the law.
"Your behaviour at best can be described as bullying and high handed. The victim was humiliated and frightened as you intended him to be.
"You bullied him for your own amusement and gratification and I regard this as the least sentence I can impose."
The judge said 42-year-old Mr Smith, from Rochdale, left a note on his dashboard giving his whereabouts when parking his van in a bay at the block of flats.
In a four-day trial, Hodgkiss, of Charlesworth Avenue, Hindley Green, denied locking Mr Smith in the compound or being aggressive as the plumber.
Hodgkiss - who accepted his income was £50,000 last year - claimed the plumber locked himself in the lock-up and had put something in the lock to stop it being opened. But when police tried the lock with Hodgkiss' key it opened first time.
Mr Smith said he was glad his ordeal was over and added: "I feel the world is a bit safer now that he has been convicted.
Stress
"It has been very stressful for me. I was a bit stunned by it all when it happened and I still feel very emotional about it."
Throughout his trial Hodgkiss appeared keen to avoid drawing attention to himself. He tried to avoid being photographed by running from a car to the court and even came out of the court wearing a motorcyle helmet with a jacket over his head.
The publicity-shy approach is a change from his high-profile image he has often lived up to. In the past, he has made no secret of the pleasure he gains from his work. Many have heard him bragging about the money he has made from clamping drivers.
But many clampers who court controversy could soon see their money-making enterprises coming to an end.
Clamping on private land, as in Mr Smith's case, is not yet subject to any rules and regulations. But from next year tough new regulations are set to be introduced to weed out the "cowboy'''' clampers.
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January 26 2006, 11:06 PM
well ...
I'm going to stun you, then chew through your ribs and eat your heart. Then I'm going to take your carcass and impale it on a pole, to remind others that clamping cars is unjust.
Is that out of order enough?
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January 27 2006, 12:12 AM
I think this is the same guy who got me when I was on my way to Leeds, that's why I didn't arrive. (Sorry guys!)
So yeah... He clamped my wheel good and proper. Alan Wass and the General got their overalls on and took the whole wheel off, clamp and all and put the spare on. Unfortunately the tyre on the spare was flat and it took me ages to get back to London. I was feeling a bit tired so had a nip of crack to wake myself up, unfortunately the fuzz saw that my driving was a bit bad and assumed it was the crack, "No officer" I retorted "It's Wass and the General's dodgy wheel", but they didn't believe me.
Anyway, secret gig at my place to buy me a new wheel for my car. £48 each and only 20 people can come. You have to wear a helmet like the one out of Knightmare and I guide you to my house. Meet by some red phone boxes or something.
Bye, love Peter Doherty out of Babyshambles x
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January 27 2006, 12:20 AM
You can come for £46.75 but you have to let me shoot a load in your face first. And Wass gets to watch. And Ro's going to film it. And it's going on Balachada Deal?
Nah, I'm only joking. Because I'm HIGH! Yeah!
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January 27 2006, 12:23 AM
omg THEEE alan wass!? THEE one and only alan wass! i'd pay to have him watch me get jizzed in the face, he's like a proper celebrity cause he's your mate innit?
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January 27 2006, 12:27 AM
Shut up Simon, without me there wouldn't even be a board for you to whinge on.
Alan is a celebrity, you're right. Remember on that documentary thing when me and Alan were acting hard on that Max fella? That's when he became a celebrity. Anyway, he's going to video me dumping my cargo on your boat. (that's cockney for face, by the way). I have a massive boat. when I want people to worry about me, I shave my hair. I'm probably going to shave my hair really soon I think. I love getting my hairut!
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January 27 2006, 12:34 AM
i cant, but i'll go sell my kidney so i can lend you the money because omg i luv you pete, you so buff. i'll get it tatooed on my forehead that i sold my kidney to get you crack!
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January 27 2006, 12:39 AM
There's certainly a lot of love on this thread. I wish heyrichey was here, he loves me more than anyone, in fact I bet he defends my "no shows" (as the haters call them) tomorrow, he's like that you see, he's like you guys, he believes in me and stuff. sorry if i'm waffling here, I'm all high and stuff.
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Car-clamping thug gets 4 months
ARROGANT Paul Hodgkiss is the car-clamper from hell.
He thought he could get away with imprisoning a driver who fell foul of his parking firm.
But today, the bulky six-footer was beginning a four-month jail sentence - with his "bullying" tactics condemned by a judge.
Hodgkiss was locked up after a jury found him guilty of imprisoning plumber Anthony Smith after towing the workman's van away.
All Mr Smith had done was ask why his van was damaged and a £390 drill had gone from it after Hodgkiss towed it away.
And the jury at Manchester Crown Court did not even know the shocking truth about his clamping business Checkmate Security. It earned him £50,000 a year, a big house and a BMW with a registration plate C14 MPU - which reads CLAMP U - and led him to repeatedly brag about the way he earned money from motorists.
On the day 37-year-old Hodgkiss' trial was due to start, he was called from court because his firm had clamped a Transco van working on an emergency gas leak and would only unclamp it when the £70 release fee had been paid.
And he is no stranger to the law before his trial. A barrister who believed he had been unfairly clamped by Hodgkiss successfully sued him and won £1,000 damages.
The court heard Mr Smith's van was towed away to Checkmate Security's premsies in Sheffield Street, Ancoats, as he carried out emergency repairs to a city-centre flat in Great Bridgewater Street.
Ordeal
His ordeal began when he telephoned Hodgkiss to arrange the release of his van in April last year.
The court heard how Hodgkiss:
Repeatedly swore at Mr Smith and upped the fee from £70 to £180 before offering to drive him to his van;
Took Mr Smith on a night ride of terror through Manchester city centre, during which he threatened to "splatter his face" and Mr Smith was so scared he even tried to escape.
Locked Mr Smith in his darkened lock-up near Piccadilly train station;
Returned to his lock-up with a friend. Mr Smith then heard them threaten: "We'll get you out, give you a good hiding and then put you back there for the night''.
Mr Smith was only freed when he made frightened calls for help to the police on his mobile phone.
Sentencing Hodgkiss, Judge Michael Henshell told him: "You regarded yourself as above and beyond the law.
"Your behaviour at best can be described as bullying and high handed. The victim was humiliated and frightened as you intended him to be.
"You bullied him for your own amusement and gratification and I regard this as the least sentence I can impose."
The judge said 42-year-old Mr Smith, from Rochdale, left a note on his dashboard giving his whereabouts when parking his van in a bay at the block of flats.
In a four-day trial, Hodgkiss, of Charlesworth Avenue, Hindley Green, denied locking Mr Smith in the compound or being aggressive as the plumber.
Hodgkiss - who accepted his income was £50,000 last year - claimed the plumber locked himself in the lock-up and had put something in the lock to stop it being opened. But when police tried the lock with Hodgkiss' key it opened first time.
Mr Smith said he was glad his ordeal was over and added: "I feel the world is a bit safer now that he has been convicted.
Stress
"It has been very stressful for me. I was a bit stunned by it all when it happened and I still feel very emotional about it."
Throughout his trial Hodgkiss appeared keen to avoid drawing attention to himself. He tried to avoid being photographed by running from a car to the court and even came out of the court wearing a motorcyle helmet with a jacket over his head.
The publicity-shy approach is a change from his high-profile image he has often lived up to. In the past, he has made no secret of the pleasure he gains from his work. Many have heard him bragging about the money he has made from clamping drivers.
But many clampers who court controversy could soon see their money-making enterprises coming to an end.
Clamping on private land, as in Mr Smith's case, is not yet subject to any rules and regulations. But from next year tough new regulations are set to be introduced to weed out the "cowboy'''' clampers.
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January 27 2006, 2:46 PM
Just signed that guy up for a German pen pal, who will be ringing him in the next few days to arrange some where to stay when coming over. God bless he internet.
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January 27 2006, 3:46 PM
"Dan says that you clamp cars to hide your own insecurities and that you should repent, join him in prayer and all will be forgiven. p.s. Simon Webbon will batter you for this. ragga tip."
How many of you have actually sent texts, i have, god bless cbfsms.com :P
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January 27 2006, 5:28 PM
"NOTE: Abuse is strictly forbidden. This service is NOT anonymous. We store all records for at least two years and co-operate fully with the Police to TRACE Abusive messages to the originator. Read the Terms and Conditions before you send your message."
haha
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January 28 2006, 2:57 PM
Did they say "excuse me, you have got the wrong number and that Pauls wife sold this to my grandmother who has had to be taken into hospital for shock thanks to the abusive calls and messages. I HOPE YOU ARE FUCKING PROUD OF YOURSELF"
or did they just say "i am gonna fuckin find you, and Webbon, and fucking cut your livers out"?
Either/or, either/or
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February 4 2006, 5:03 AM
'I think this is the same guy who got me when I was on my way to Leeds, that's why I didn't arrive. (Sorry guys!)
So yeah... He clamped my wheel good and proper. Alan Wass and the General got their overalls on and took the whole wheel off, clamp and all and put the spare on. Unfortunately the tyre on the spare was flat and it took me ages to get back to London. I was feeling a bit tired so had a nip of crack to wake myself up, unfortunately the fuzz saw that my driving was a bit bad and assumed it was the crack, "No officer" I retorted "It's Wass and the General's dodgy wheel", but they didn't believe me.
Anyway, secret gig at my place to buy me a new wheel for my car. £48 each and only 20 people can come. You have to wear a helmet like the one out of Knightmare and I guide you to my house. Meet by some red phone boxes or something.
Bye, love Peter Doherty out of Babyshambles x'
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February 6 2006, 12:43 AM
he sent me one back in all. What a kind chap, he's like santa! Webbon, you'd better have a good explanation for getting me to send nasty texts to this hard working man!
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February 6 2006, 1:10 AM
Ha ha i can picture it right now- the clamper man saving up all of these abusive texts so that he can sue us all on the grounds of irreversible mental anguish. We can have a .org day out in court!
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Simon Webbon stole my coat but I caught him because he couldn't make a quick getaway. You had clamped his car. Thank you. Love Kendall(where are my prints?) x
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Sorry to bump this when you have all read it, but I havent read this forum in months, randomly browsing to kill time, and this thread made me laugh out loud several times, until i just couldnt stop. Thread of the millenium.
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Did'nt you want to be a train driver when you were a kid ,go to a mirror, look at yourself.LOOK AT YOURSELF.You are a clamper man.YOUR MOTHER IS ASHAMED CLAMPER MAN ASHAMED!!!
No reply as of yet...will he have changed his number do we think?
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after 3 months of prank phone calls and 400 abusive text messages?
nah, im sure he'll have kept his number...
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"what the fuk do u mean im a fukin pisstake if i wasnt fukin real then how the fuk wud i be typing this now u fukin gay nob"
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I would do ..youd look well popular down the pub and cud piss everyone of one the bus with your constant ringing .Also some of these messages are pretty funny.
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"Simon Webbon's still looking for you - he's gonna stick a needle in your bellend, bit it off and then spit the needle back out in to your eye, then he's going to suck your brains out through the needle and knee you repeatedly in your bleeding groinal area till a baby comes out - is that alright?"
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October 24 2006, 11:58 PM
bump
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"what the fuk do u mean im a fukin pisstake if i wasnt fukin real then how the fuk wud i be typing this now u fukin gay nob"
www.myspace.com/lucyinthesky_82
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January 4 2007, 10:51 PM
ta very much M8
since the front page of .0rg shut down the only way I can find this Forum is by googlleleling WITM8 - it is entry number 3 I think, and takes me straight to this thread.
I should really just bookmark this place - but I think i just need an excuse to type WITM8 as much as I can.
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