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im asking a big favour to any kind hearted souls...

January 26 2006 at 7:47 PM
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  (Login SimonWebbon)
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some bogus company clamped me on a side street...i rang the number and this scally bloke turned up...obviously cowboy.

can anyone with a sense of moral justice in this world spam this number:

07836 648 997


thanks.

 
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(Login shadeskissmybum)
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January 26 2006, 7:50 PM 

hi this is your good mate shades :)
your car was clamped by a rudeass? how much did thee have 2 pay!! shall i raggatip them?!?!?!?!?!
love shades xxoxoxoxox

here it is:

ragga tip

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'im a chilled out and laid back kinda guy' - toppestchap

'why have you got that on your signature?' - toppestchap

'well done shades, you're really making a name for yourself.' - toppestchap

'there you go again. nailed it. funny, funny guy.' - toppestchap

 
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January 26 2006, 7:50 PM 

done and done :D I enjoyed that....


 
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(Login raj_scotch_cunt)
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January 26 2006, 8:06 PM 

i just sent them a text saying 'simon webbon says he thinks you're a bunch of useless cunts, and you can shove your damn clamps up your arse'.

 
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(Login SimonWebbon)
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January 26 2006, 8:25 PM 

errr


really?

thanks for using my name like.

now they know my name, my registration number, my phone number.

and therefore, where i live.

 
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(Login raj_scotch_cunt)
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January 26 2006, 8:28 PM 

don't worry i just sent them another text saying 'he didn't mean the clamp thing, he's only jealous because he wants to bang your wives'

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 
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January 26 2006, 8:31 PM 

haha


looking at that cunt, the sort of bird he could get isn't the sort of bird i would want to 'bang'

 
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(Login bobbydazzla)
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January 26 2006, 8:33 PM 

i sent a text saying simon webbon wants to clamp your arse.

 
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(Login raj_scotch_cunt)
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January 26 2006, 8:34 PM 

he just sent me a text back calling your family a buch of 'inbred filthy gippos'. I reckon you should twat him when you see him, no questions asked.

 
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January 26 2006, 8:32 PM 

er, you asked people to spam them

i just sent a text saying 'simon webbon'

 
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January 26 2006, 8:33 PM 

not with my fucking name, jeesus.

 
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January 26 2006, 8:36 PM 

they texted me back saying simon webbon is a clampitt.

 
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(Login shadeskissmybum)
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January 26 2006, 8:36 PM 

"SIMON WEBBON THINKS YOUR ALL GAY AND ALL EAT POO Free SMS at cbfsms.com"

ragga tip

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'im a chilled out and laid back kinda guy' - toppestchap

'why have you got that on your signature?' - toppestchap

'well done shades, you're really making a name for yourself.' - toppestchap

'there you go again. nailed it. funny, funny guy.' - toppestchap

 
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January 26 2006, 8:38 PM 

haha


 
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(Login bobbydazzla)
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January 26 2006, 8:38 PM 

are you the simon webbon that used to be in Blue ?

 
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January 26 2006, 8:41 PM 

I SENT ONE, IT SAID:































"WITM8"

NO RESPONSE YET

____________________________________________

http://www.myspace.com/bag0shite <---WITM8™

 
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January 26 2006, 8:42 PM 

coolm8


nah, that was simon webbe you tool

 
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January 26 2006, 8:47 PM 

clampit.

 
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(Login bobbydazzla)
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January 26 2006, 8:42 PM 

w8

 
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January 26 2006, 8:46 PM 

'simon webbon says he's sorry and if you pop round his house he'll give you £100'

ragga tip

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'im a chilled out and laid back kinda guy' - toppestchap

'why have you got that on your signature?' - toppestchap

'well done shades, you're really making a name for yourself.' - toppestchap

'there you go again. nailed it. funny, funny guy.' - toppestchap

 
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January 26 2006, 8:48 PM 

bag0shite, 10 out of ten, the first time you've ever made me laugh.

 
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(Login raj_scotch_cunt)
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January 26 2006, 8:47 PM 

'simon webbon says your company is full of lard arsed turkey fuckers'

 
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(Login bobbydazzla)
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January 26 2006, 8:50 PM 

simon webbon says he'll clamp your head in a vice and tighten it till your eyes fall out of your clamping clampit head

 
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January 26 2006, 8:55 PM 

"simon webbon says he was never in blue".. after which they rang me, i didnt answer.

 
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LauraP
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January 26 2006, 8:58 PM 

i did a bulletin on myspazz to help you out simon. cunts. they deserve a good spamming.

that sounds slightly rude.

 
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January 26 2006, 9:02 PM 

POST IT ON .NET "HEY GUYS! IT'S PETA'S NUMBER INNIT LOL! 07836 648 997"

IT'LL BE SPAMMED TO FUCK BY ANNYING LITTLE CUNTS M8

____________________________________________

http://www.myspace.com/bag0shite <---WITM8™

 
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(Login arthur_daily)
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January 26 2006, 9:07 PM 

i just sent one saying "i'm mrs.webbon, how dare you do this to my simon! HE WAS IN BLUE!!"

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www.myspace.com/arthur_daily
www.myspace.com/arthurfuckindaily





 
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(Login bobbydazzla)
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January 26 2006, 9:10 PM 

I just sent one saying "I'm sending duncan and anthony and lee round to Clampit and Sons Ltd and they are mean so you better watch out. you horrible pooheads"

 
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January 26 2006, 9:12 PM 

Haha, great thread. You can send free texts from here:

http://www.sms.ac/HomePage/Default.aspx

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Look at me - i am a signature. HELLO!

 
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January 26 2006, 9:16 PM 

Forget that link - you have to register. Try this one:

http://www.email2sms.ru/sms.php


I just sent "Your woman is cheating on you."

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Look at me - i am a signature. HELLO!

 
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January 26 2006, 9:26 PM 

"chantelle 2 win"

 
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January 26 2006, 9:28 PM 

"webbon 2 win....chantelle needs 2 srt hr head out"

 
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January 26 2006, 9:28 PM 

"simon webbon 2 win"

 
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January 26 2006, 9:46 PM 

i just sent:

im lying in the bath thinking of you x

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donr keeo ne uo with the 'miaaaaaaaow'

www.myspace.com/lucyinthesky_82


 
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January 26 2006, 9:50 PM 

'I RAPED YOUR DAUGHTER LOTS OF LOVE SIMON WEBBON AKA THE BLOKE YOU CLAMPED EARLIER IN MANC X'

ragga tip

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'im a chilled out and laid back kinda guy' - toppestchap

'why have you got that on your signature?' - toppestchap

'well done shades, you're really making a name for yourself.' - toppestchap

'there you go again. nailed it. funny, funny guy.' - toppestchap

 
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January 26 2006, 9:51 PM 

Ragga tip indeed..

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Look at me - i am a signature. HELLO!

 
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January 26 2006, 9:54 PM 

this is a great thread. Any word simon?

http://www.myspace.com/shrewsbury_likely_lad

 
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January 26 2006, 9:59 PM 

also, i have an immoral sense of justice...does that count?

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donr keeo ne uo with the 'miaaaaaaaow'

www.myspace.com/lucyinthesky_82


 
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January 26 2006, 10:12 PM 

Thread of the century.

 
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January 26 2006, 10:21 PM 

Oy!!!
Why am I getting all this Simon Webbon shit sent to my phone....?


Na only jesting,

"Simon says...WATCHDOG ARE ONTO YOU. Watch out, Nicky Campbell's about..."

You should contact Watchdog, Simon, fo sho. Tis a shame Anne thingamijig isn't on it anymore.

www.myspace.com/red_hot_chili_pippa

Yes, I've changed my login from mingebag. Get.over.it.

 
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January 26 2006, 10:25 PM 

'YOUR A FAT UGLY CUNT MATE AND YOUR GONNA REGRET MESSING WITH ME LOVE SIMON WEBBON, THAT GINGER TOSSPOT YOU CLAMPED EARLIER X'

ragga tip

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'im a chilled out and laid back kinda guy' - toppestchap

'why have you got that on your signature?' - toppestchap

'well done shades, you're really making a name for yourself.' - toppestchap

'there you go again. nailed it. funny, funny guy.' - toppestchap

 
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January 26 2006, 10:25 PM 

theyre well gonna know its me...i gave him a proper mouthful when he showed up then tried to run him over. the cunt.

80 quid it cost me.


80 quid i dont really have.


'Checkmate Security'

named-and-shamed.

 
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January 26 2006, 10:29 PM 

checkm8

 
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January 26 2006, 10:49 PM 

http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/news/s/16/16098_carclamping_thug_gets_4_months.html

Car-clamping thug gets 4 months



ARROGANT Paul Hodgkiss is the car-clamper from hell.

He thought he could get away with imprisoning a driver who fell foul of his parking firm.

But today, the bulky six-footer was beginning a four-month jail sentence - with his "bullying" tactics condemned by a judge.

Hodgkiss was locked up after a jury found him guilty of imprisoning plumber Anthony Smith after towing the workman's van away.

All Mr Smith had done was ask why his van was damaged and a £390 drill had gone from it after Hodgkiss towed it away.

And the jury at Manchester Crown Court did not even know the shocking truth about his clamping business Checkmate Security. It earned him £50,000 a year, a big house and a BMW with a registration plate C14 MPU - which reads CLAMP U - and led him to repeatedly brag about the way he earned money from motorists.

On the day 37-year-old Hodgkiss' trial was due to start, he was called from court because his firm had clamped a Transco van working on an emergency gas leak and would only unclamp it when the £70 release fee had been paid.

And he is no stranger to the law before his trial. A barrister who believed he had been unfairly clamped by Hodgkiss successfully sued him and won £1,000 damages.

The court heard Mr Smith's van was towed away to Checkmate Security's premsies in Sheffield Street, Ancoats, as he carried out emergency repairs to a city-centre flat in Great Bridgewater Street.

Ordeal

His ordeal began when he telephoned Hodgkiss to arrange the release of his van in April last year.

The court heard how Hodgkiss:
# Repeatedly swore at Mr Smith and upped the fee from £70 to £180 before offering to drive him to his van;

# Took Mr Smith on a night ride of terror through Manchester city centre, during which he threatened to "splatter his face" and Mr Smith was so scared he even tried to escape.

# Locked Mr Smith in his darkened lock-up near Piccadilly train station;

# Returned to his lock-up with a friend. Mr Smith then heard them threaten: "We'll get you out, give you a good hiding and then put you back there for the night''.

Mr Smith was only freed when he made frightened calls for help to the police on his mobile phone.

Sentencing Hodgkiss, Judge Michael Henshell told him: "You regarded yourself as above and beyond the law.

"Your behaviour at best can be described as bullying and high handed. The victim was humiliated and frightened as you intended him to be.

"You bullied him for your own amusement and gratification and I regard this as the least sentence I can impose."

The judge said 42-year-old Mr Smith, from Rochdale, left a note on his dashboard giving his whereabouts when parking his van in a bay at the block of flats.

In a four-day trial, Hodgkiss, of Charlesworth Avenue, Hindley Green, denied locking Mr Smith in the compound or being aggressive as the plumber.

Hodgkiss - who accepted his income was £50,000 last year - claimed the plumber locked himself in the lock-up and had put something in the lock to stop it being opened. But when police tried the lock with Hodgkiss' key it opened first time.

Mr Smith said he was glad his ordeal was over and added: "I feel the world is a bit safer now that he has been convicted.

Stress

"It has been very stressful for me. I was a bit stunned by it all when it happened and I still feel very emotional about it."

Throughout his trial Hodgkiss appeared keen to avoid drawing attention to himself. He tried to avoid being photographed by running from a car to the court and even came out of the court wearing a motorcyle helmet with a jacket over his head.

The publicity-shy approach is a change from his high-profile image he has often lived up to. In the past, he has made no secret of the pleasure he gains from his work. Many have heard him bragging about the money he has made from clamping drivers.

But many clampers who court controversy could soon see their money-making enterprises coming to an end.

Clamping on private land, as in Mr Smith's case, is not yet subject to any rules and regulations. But from next year tough new regulations are set to be introduced to weed out the "cowboy'''' clampers.

 
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January 26 2006, 10:54 PM 

fuckin hell


keep spamming the cunt!

 
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January 26 2006, 11:06 PM 

well ...


I'm going to stun you, then chew through your ribs and eat your heart. Then I'm going to take your carcass and impale it on a pole, to remind others that clamping cars is unjust.




Is that out of order enough?

 
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January 26 2006, 11:12 PM 

i just shat in your back garden mate,your gona have to clean that in the mornin

 
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January 26 2006, 11:14 PM 

hahaha


if you're all serious, then that's ace.

 
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January 26 2006, 11:17 PM 

he's probably going to plant a bomb under your car. if i were you i'd get it serviced.

 
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January 26 2006, 11:19 PM 

i should have followed him home, got a clamp from halfords and put it on his car.,

it was a crappy old fiesta white van...the twat.

 
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January 26 2006, 11:19 PM 

'tell your wife to watch out, shes gonna get it. love simon webbon (ginger geez you clamped today)'

ragga tip

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'im a chilled out and laid back kinda guy' - toppestchap

'why have you got that on your signature?' - toppestchap

'well done shades, you're really making a name for yourself.' - toppestchap

'there you go again. nailed it. funny, funny guy.' - toppestchap

 
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January 26 2006, 11:23 PM 

'Simon Webbon says: WITM8!? RAGGA TIP! JUST TOOK A SHIT IN YOUR FRIDGE M8! CHECKM8 MY ARSE! Xx.'

why do i get the feeling i'm the only one actually sent something?

 
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January 26 2006, 11:30 PM 

you can run webbon but you can't hide.

 
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January 26 2006, 11:31 PM 

im in the prosess of texting them now. it reads...

"http://www.network54.com/Forum/188020/thread/1138304863/last-1138317812/im+asking+a+big+favour+to+any+kind+hearted+souls"

 
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