smile kevkev, the worlds your oyster.

Ok, i'm bookmarking this and will add any choice KevKev quotes as they appear..

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Look at me - i am a signature. HELLO!

"this isnt that arcade fire crap?"

"it as good as embrace though. and you know it."

there must be an alternate universe where every single thing kevkev says makes sense. there simply must be.

or im a dutchman

there must be a way to search this forum.

He started joining in with the racists the other week,.

click on cannae find that damn peach i reckons

doesnt work...

boo.

search google a few will appear

www.glasgowmusic.co.uk
www.myspace.com/craigmcgee
craig@glasgowmusic.co.uk

http://www.kevkev.net/

hahahahahaha

"yeah leave it out. kenickie were better than oasis."

"haha thin out the numbers."

In reference to two asians being shot..

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What a guy.

"Their gigs are full of 16 year olds"

- EVERY single new band that's remotely hyped.

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"i'll give you a fiver for a blow job." - to me.

hahaha

"hahaha" -today

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Look at me - i am a signature. HELLO!

"i have everything."

- after Iain asked for early Radiohead stuff



"piracy is a crime fuckwit."

- refusing to upload any of it!

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Look at me - i am a signature. HELLO!

"the one with the stupid old fuckers who wont leave their home?" - regarding classic British animation, When the Wind Blows.






























sorry kevkev

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"I'm a bad bad dirty naughty girl" - weelyn

"i wish all those tv pundits wouldnt talk like arsenal are through. if they were 2 nil down it'd be all cmon arsenal you can do it. i hope juve wipe the floor with them (not likely i know) and why is the next round not a random draw? seems like arsenal have it rigged until the final."

I think Kenickie were better then Oasis too

i thought threads like this were the preserve of 10 dp. or maybe its there too, dunno.

kevkev is just opinionated, dont agree with much he says but leave him be he's entitled to it.

what is 10DP?

Meepers just jealous bcause she's not center of attention for a change.

Poor me,poor me, pour me another drink.

zip it ugly.

some of the quotes above are well funny though :)

I agree.

This is by far the funniest.

kevkev is one of the few people that manages to astound me with every sentence, i am allowed my kevkev thread. it makes me happy.

Shame it's only taken him 3 years to get noticed.

I'm still not convinced he's a real person..

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ive always noticed kevkev,. we have sparred on many occassions.

i even met him once - he didnt say a word to me.

I think it was because he hates london.

Blind Beggar?

bit off thread for a sec but lovely to meet you on saturday mook xx

Suprised you can rememeber anything from the weekend the state i saw you in.

yes i remember, nice of you to comment, thanks xx

nice to meet you too meeper. xx

"megadrives are shit"

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"what the fuk do u mean im a fukin pisstake if i wasnt fukin real then how the fuk wud i be typing this now u fukin gay nob"

www.myspace.com/lucyinthesky_82

i think kevkev is carl pilkington

Born 50 years too late? Yep. I wouldn't have him any other way..

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kenickie were better than oasis. thought you hated the gallaghers mook?

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"This thread makes me want to punch a vicar"
- Tom Bones

"art brut are top. i completely understand why people would hate them but not me. In fact the kind of people who hate art brut are the kind of people who bought/buy ocean colour scene records cos the make 'proper music'" - Calicowell

"Smoking is cool, it makes you look hard and chicks dig it." - Tom Bones

ah see col - this is where you have mje wrong.

I hate the way that oasis are revered NOW - i liked the importance of being idle, but that was the 1st great thing they had done in a while imho. I hate the way that people go mental about them now and still proclaim them to be messiahs - when they struggle to write a half decent tune now that isnt a mish mas of what they did before.

megadrives are shit is the best

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it is all a game at the end of the day
eggs and beans and a smoke in the rain
Don't worry so

(P. Hernandez, 1635, Andalucia)


R.I.P.


x

"anyone remember you bet!?
April 8 2006 at 4:35 PM
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what a great show that was.
people breaking records by doing amazingly useless things."

his most positive moment ever


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it is all a game at the end of the day
eggs and beans and a smoke in the rain
Don't worry so

(P. Hernandez, 1635, Andalucia)


R.I.P.


x

I was in "chat" with kevkev and he told me that his most favourite thing in the world is climbing to the top of a hill and blowing dandelion feathers in the wind whilst making wishes. He also loves making daisy chains

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"Known or New" - Damien Rice

face it. i'm keeping this place going.

What keeps .org going is probably more desperate habit than anything...

agreed

could you take nme to court?
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they seem to think they are selling the last reading tickets on the planet.
if more go on sale, which they will, can nme be held accountable for spreading lies?

"i had the mexico 86 one. i remember at school when you'd swap them and be like got, got, got, got, need!" - kevkev shows weakness when talking about sticker albums

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is it true that mook has dumped fitz and spent the whole bank holiday having kinky sex with kevkev in a blackpool b&b?

yes.

anyone with fitz in a name is either gay or a nazi.

He's both, and when he finds you he'll fuck you up the arse whilst wearing his uniform and singing Edelweiss.

Will he be crying when singing this? Like Nicky Campbell?

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Yes. It evokes strong memories, it was the same song his father used to sing when he buggered him senseless as a child.

ha ha. That was one of the best TV moments ever. "I'm sorry, can you just give me a minute"

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http://www.network54.com/Forum/188020/thread/1145387985/last-1145437399/are+all+you+londoners+going+to+vote+BNP-

Leave Kev alone you cunts.

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Don't hate me cos you ain't me.

Innitski.

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"anyone with fitz in a name is either gay or a nazi."

or both perhaps.

OI MATT!!!

im shocked!

haha, sorry. i was joking of course.

im shocked that you won't say hello to me on msn actually :P

m

pfft.

haha im at work...

sorry i forgot to sign out from lunch! zx

s'cool. what email are you on at the moment? i tried to send one to your old work. glad you have a job anyway

(email me if you don't wanna leave it on here)

mcmlxxxv@gmail.com

"i don't like black people like i don't like salad cream. not racism just personal choice."

gr8 stuff kevkev

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http://www.myspace.com/bag0shite WITM8™
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i was waiting for that. hahaha

"the best thing about jade is her one armed lesbian mum. it's like straight out of south park."

oh mercy.

"the solution to having a small dick is to just shag small girls."

So what we're saying is basically Kev speaks a lot of sense?

I love seeing this thread bumped to the front page as the title really makes me laugh...mainly because I know what lisa giggling little face looked like as she typed it

xxx

which one is he?

http://www.ratemybody.com/profile_585931_KevKev.html

"look out for jo wile tonight. she's such a fuckin scenester."

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fuck u u nob im real bet ur gay lol
fuckin nobhead

"you cant blame the kids"

"they are all so psychotic it's scary." - kevkev,talking about radiohead fans.

bump?

www.myspace.com/theskagandboneman

To the fake Carl:

"enjoy your major label deal fuckhead."

on johnny borrell at glasto:


"he thinks he's elvis.
that fucking countdown shit"

"pete come and baptise my cat." - when bilo posted recently.

i still think kevkev's best post is "i have everything".

"i tell you what. steve bruce wouldnt be asked to manage brazil"

I haven't laughed so much in ages!

"ginsters are great.
you cant beat those ham n cheese slices or the spicy chicken ones. and those roastie things are dam fine too."


full on positive statements from kevkev

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fuck u u nob im real bet ur gay lol
fuckin nobhead

like your period.
enjoy it while it lasts.

"go and have a wank.
then tell your school friends all about it."

"anyone who buys food at train stations deserves a quick death,

i wouldnt give the cunts the satisfaction of paying those prices for anything."

you're right kev, gone in a flash

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fuck u u nob im real bet ur gay lol
fuckin nobhead

in response to the 'Anyone know where the rakes are playing today?' thread:

"they are in my shed with lots of other crap."

"sure the bnp are racists but you have to stop all the cunts coming over on the banana boat. the bastards keep the minimum wage right down."

kevkev - politics a speciality

damn fucking right. trouble with this country is people are afraid to speak their mind.

kevkev - valiantly railing against injustice. What would we do without him speaking up for the downtrodden

"and Bloc 'ooh ooh, look at us, we've got a black singer' party"

kevkev cant help staring

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fuck u u nob im real bet ur gay lol
fuckin nobhead

This thread give a very well rounded account of kevkevs character - political animal, comic genius and the person that keeps .org going.

"the first travis album is great. just cause you wernt listening to music then doesnt make it shit."

sometimes i think kevs feeding these to us...theyre too perfect

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fuckin nobhead

i would have thought that if he hadnt said them all before.

this is why i started this thread, i had to try and keep them all together, for future generations to know where they could go wrong.

Admit it Mooksy, you're in love with KK! (I'm going to call him Special K from now on)

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Mook and Kev
In a bedroom in Brighton
Working through the Karma Sutra
To keep it all exciting



He's right about Travis' first album. Except for the ghastly (and ghoulish) "Happy" that's a well sound record. "The Man Who" has some fantastic songs on it as well. It's after that that I get really quite bored but they're still decent live.

no - i know this may look like i love him, but i am and have always been horrified by him.

Im sorry people, i love someone else x

is there not enough love in your heart for two?

not for kevkev.

You sound in denial to me... This is like playground stuff. ;)

imagine how shit this place would be if i left?

i dont actually think id notice the lack of inane comments, and now i certainly wouldnt miss the new racist twat comments.

If one man gets bigger than a whole forum then the forum's down the shitter anyway. It's the same with football.

kevkev you're getting too cocky, you're fired

i'm in love with around three people at the moment :D

That must make the bed quite crowded. Could be fun though, I guess.

havent slept with any of them.

dont sleep with anyone.

Yes well in my case the feelings not mutual love!

:(

Ahh yes kevkev the man who hates everything and everyone apart from shed seven.

And football stickers from the 80s.

Shed Seven also had some good songs. Not enough for an album, mind, but I remember them quite fondly.

no way man, shed seven were appalling!

Going for Gold
Maximum High (the song)
Chasing Rainbows

Good songs. Nothing Earth-shattering but who wants to break the Earth every day?

me!

Heroes was choon

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"and i'd take all those rags off the muslims that where it to school. it's our way or the highway".

We have found the BNP voter amoung us!

Love you kevkev x

I think this thread is going to be busy today...

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'i fucking love this.
i may even iron my dads old kkk outfit.'

His dad must be KevKevKev

And another Gem

'how would they feel if we all went to india or where ever and starting commiting crimes. then putting up christmas trees and demanding we have churches built.'


Bet he's out for a curry tonight!

He could be SnrKevKev

i love kevkev.

accidentally witty for all the wrong reasons.

at least he is original xx

Me and KevKev have a very similar taste in music :)

"pat sharp had one fine mullet.
i bett he fucked those girlies in the fun house."

actually my dads dead. but don't worry yours will dies to someday.

Meeper, sometimes i think you would love hitlar if he posted here

""pete come and baptise my cat." - when bilo posted recently."


That's one of the funniest things i've ever read. Take away the racism and Kev is fast becoming one of my favourite posters..

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he would be more original than all the forgettable people on here mooky.

entertaining too :)

"every other post on here is some tight wad student wanting free music."


www.myspace.com/christian_aka

"motley crue were great. dr feelgood is a great record."

the plot thickens...

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fuck u u nob im real bet ur gay lol
fuckin nobhead

"top gun is utter shit. theres just no plot to it"

homophobe

Re: how can i get in the england squad?



ah shit i'm white.
damn it. if only one of my parents was black i'd be right in there.

"it's about time we had the first rape on big brother."

You know I love this thread coming up again.

They all make me laugh out loud still. I use it as therapy!

"watch it. you only have to look at her and she gets pregnant."

about Davina Mccall.

"i'd like them to put someone with aids in there.
that would be comedy."

this is brilliant, i've never read it before.

"who is this gnarls barkley cunt?
is he the fat 50 cent?
is his real name something shit like dwayne dribblewhite?
can charles barkley sue him for taking the piss out of his name?"

'and michael jackson is innocent. he was found not guilty in a court of law. we love you michael.'

"i refuse to believe they landed on the moon.
in the 37 years since, with all the advances in technology we havnt gone back?" Kevkev puts forward his case against the moon landings

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why would they go back theres nothing on it?

because thats what nasa do.
you dont just go up and go well there aint much happening round 'ere. lets go home.

well i wouldnt waste 26 billion dollars to go pick up sum rocks and bring em home

i doubt america would either.

they just made it up and bought big fancy cars and houses

and spaceman outfits for their next fancy dress party..

they've supposedly been there a lot of times

You would be stunned and amazed at the things America wastes 26 billion dollars on.

RE: the kooks v razorlight

"battle of the blands"

I like it a lot.

"i'm still waiting for the wave of teenage bands from sheffield who were inspired by those arctic boys."

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fuck u u nob im real bet ur gay lol
fuckin nobhead

blands?

says the embrace fan?

hardeeharhar.

On charles manson..."to be fair though he had a few issues."

"SICK? fuck off you gangsta."

In the "looking for a drummer" thread.

in the "see that asian paki on big brother?" thread:


he was a rent boy for a tenner. the guy fucked him then beat him up and took the money back.
i laughed so much i nearly wet my pants.

"no naked jacussiness."

"see that asian paki on big brother"


Beautiful tautology there KevKev, nice work!

"to be fair the other gay fella does seem like he can hold a conversation without sticking his cock up your arse.
but those other gay types need putting under a brick."

On Peaches Geldof:

'if i saw her i'd tell her that her mum was a dirty whore who didn't love her'

"that poor old gay paki fella has had it hard for so long. yet they totally crucify him for just being a bit mad. sure the thing with the food was going too far and it could never be the same after that. but he didnt really do anything wrong.
it's a bit shit this year.
too many cunts who love themselves."

kevkev goes mental over big brother

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fuck u u nob im real bet ur gay lol
fuckin nobhead

on desmond dekker

"ever heard of the cunt.
but i hate london cockney slang more than anything else.
stupid london fuckheads."

amazing. his best work yet.

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fuck u u nob im real bet ur gay lol
fuckin nobhead

On Kele of Bloc Party fame:

'all bran head.'

hes got a real problem with london,

cos we all talk in cockney rhyming slang, course we do.

ahhhh - I've said it before and I'll say it again

I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD...
























...me old china x

"hahahaha. 5 years. fuck. i bought higher ground when it came out cause the video was cool. but then i went back to listening to iron maiden and metallica."



to be fair, we could just start making things up for this thread and it probably wouldn't be noticeable.

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14/1/05: a sad day in pop.

"all bran head" h ha ah hahahahaha

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"london record shops are shit.
everyone thinks theyre good cause its larndan. but most are filled with tatty old overpriced crap or overpriced promos. it's laughable that londoners cant even be trusted with the cd case that they have to have photocopies of everything on the shelves."

Baffling

bloc party FAME?
now who's taking the piss?

So in what context did you hear of him then?

"bloc party FAME?
now who's taking the piss?"

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fuck u u nob im real bet ur gay lol
fuckin nobhead

"suede were poofy herion piss. and thats a fact."

on suede...


"suede were poofy herion piss. and thats a fact."

Ah, great minds blud

"suede were poofy herion (sic) piss. and thats a fact."

ok.......thats a bit freeky

Sometimes I get the feeling that kevkev's just deliberately feeding us ridiculous soundbites to get this thread bumped.

I won though


he loves the attention but nope, he's been like this for years.

He's not serious, is he? Anyone met him? I reckon he's another .orger in disguise.

He is real.

Mook has met him and he's deadly serious.
Ask him his opinions on the train services :)
I love him

he's karl pilkington. another famous .orger

"cmon you cant beat a good paki joke."

crowd surfers are cunts.
inconsiderate cunts.

- KevKev showing his diversity of insults when expressing his opinions about crowd surfing.

damn right. people who crowd surf clearly don't care about the people they could potentially hurt. i've seen enough girls get boots in the head to know it's not big and it's not clever. girls crowd surfing is ok though. as long as they don't mind getting touched.

nice

"girls crowd surfing is ok though. as long as they don't mind getting touched"

Equal opportunities is something KevKev has great passion for.

http://www.myspace.com/elbistro

well you got the opportunity bit right.

"but i used to buy the nme 12 years ago for 70p. now it's 1.95!!! by that ratio i should be paying 3 quid for a mars bar."

kev kevs alright by me

"you're right. that big brother girl is a bit of a tramp.
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that is one horrid boob job. her tits are so far apart they could be pen pals.

i wish big brother would ban all smoking and all make up. that would be soo good. and stop letting the cunts leave. where is the fun in that."



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That's not me by the way

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It's obviously Kev's comments, not mine. Least I hope it's obvious.

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god forbid you were to voice an opinion.

About fake boobs? That would prove my integrity.

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"and then 4 or 5 quid for special delivery. i rate seetickets who have a courier service. then if you are out you have to arrange for redelivery, top notch service."


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i say to the fucker. how do you know i've ordered tickets!! did you open the envelope ya bastard!
then i see he isnt the postman.

Clever boy.

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