my college have just sent me a letter saying that due to my problems waking up and getting in on time, they would strongly recommend me finding somewhere closer to home to study. i live approx 60 miles away but cant be arsed making new friends etc. can u wonderful guys help me think of some excuses as to why i was late 68 times and absent 30. thanks

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depression

i might actually.

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Why dont you just tell them the truth?

what that im fucking lazy, and to be honest only there because its the easiest option. that will go down a treat.

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Yeah but if you lie, saying you got depression or the cancer or some other nonesense they might try and help you, send you to people. Then you've got more stuff to be late for and a new disease aswell. Would that improve the situation?

heroin addiction.

im gonna ignore the sensible stuff and at the moment im thinking depression

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are you lazy though?

a wee bit sometimes. other times bus delayed, train cancelled, traffic, terrorists etc. you know how it is

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Your going end up with an amatuer counsellor fingering your mental bowels for an hour a day.

i may enjoy that. ;)

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