Genuinely. I am not comfortable with my looks or my body, my attitude and how sociable I am, but I have an amazing penis. It is perfectly formed, good length and girth, nice plump purpley pink head, prominent shaft and a happy amount of foreskin.

I am very proud of it. What are your opinions of your penises?

i dont have one. now i feel sad :(

Men don't talk about their penises. Don't you know?

if i had one, i think i would. although it would depend how well i got on with it

i think mines nice, thanks for asking, and had nothing but good compliments. nice and plump (what shows that from?! bluejam maybe...). good girth. its as thick as my ex-girlfriends wrist or so she used to remind me. unfortunately im a shy guy and as such dont get as much chance to use it as i probably should (by societies standards). the weird thing is, and this goes out to any guy who thinks theyre well endowed, do you think you inherited your willy? ie. do you ever wonder if your dad has a big winkie too?

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that's a thought path i don't want to go down marty

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Just fuck your lesbian disgrace, DIE fucking dog.
you should set up some decency

you are now manually thinking about your fathers penis.... :p

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if i had a perfectly formed penis, i'd probably stand around in mens' toilets all day, standing by the urinals, just waiting for people to come in, so i could whip it out whilst pretending to relieve myself and show it off












































i think it's time i left this thread

That's how I relax most evenings.

I saw Alan Shearer's penis yesterday, it was very average.

I'd love to have a penis...just for a day. I'd love to be able to write my name with piss. It's an awesome gift you men have.

That's exactly what i was gonna write.... we shoould be allowed to to swap sex with the other gender just for one day.


I want a ponis now :(

penis*

I has ponis!

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Lucky boy

you can have it too if you're lucky!!



(this is a joke, albeit bad...yes)

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quite funny, i hope i'm lucky

is your penis dad brown?