right at the back, when the tide was hundreds of yards out. I lay there and listened to the sound of the surf far away. It was miles from any road so the only sound was the sea. Gently, I fell asleep. However, I was woken some time later by a loud washing noise. I lay there for a moment, thinking, the tide can't have come in, how long have I been asleep? I opened my eyes and there, directly above me, was a man suspended in space about 6 feet over my head, swinging back and fore

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/RHB1/DSC01117.jpg

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/RHB1/Man2-1.jpg

Did he say anything?

No but he saw me taking pictures and then landed right next to me. I think he wanted me to show him what I'd done so I pretended I was asleep again

Get a fucking job ffs.

Do you live near the beach?

I love to look at the sea, occasionally whilst upside down so it looks like the water is going to collapse and kill us all.

The person who scored that 1 has no imagination.

,V,,

I don't live near the sea but I wish I did. I love it. But can't go in it, because of sharks. The twats

naive_melody you are a bit of an annoying scottish cunt and you've overlooked the fact that some of us can swim and live on fish and rain water so I gave you a 1.

so a man was about to land on top of you, but rather than move, you took his picture?

I've no idea who you are but I feel touched you bothered to learn my nationality x

And that made little to no sense, fucking students these days.

has 'scottish cunt' become the new .org insult?

I think he was trying to scare me. He almost knocked a little kid's head off with his feet.

This is a good one too:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/RHB1/cloud.jpg


The cloud behind it looks like a man flying

meths?

You should've asked him for a go on it

Student Knob seems over-tired and a bit crabby. He's probably a Scottish cunt, too.

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