by my other half on msn (for taking too long to answer a question apparnetly). he's signed off now

what a fucking charmer

:(

My partner turned to me in bed late one night and said "You smell of B.O."

I called my girlfriend a cunthead the other day. It felt great

HOLY MACKEREL

i wouldnt have mided if i'd had it coming, or had done something to warrant it in some way. which i hadnt. wanker.

what went on right before this? he won't call you a fuck out of the blue, will he?

"what went on right before this?"

a couple of beers, or maybe some wine and about half a bottle of rum, i'd wager

He was probably just playing.
Quite often, abuse is a sign of affection.

He sounds like a bit of a dickhead to me. Add him to the list of people who need their faces smashed in.

definitely not a sign of affection

awww

Why would he tell you to shut up if you weren't replying? Fucking stupid ain't he

Anyway I'd shag you

he told me to shut up/fuck off after i replied, as apparently i was being difficult and fucking him around (by telling him i wasnt yet sure what time i'd be able to meet him).

You need a good man. Like me. I'll treat you right.







































Fuckface.

Don't leave me hanging.

i like you chairman, but not in that way. you're more like a big sister

I'll take that. Cheers.

Fancy a fuck?

I'm good, thanks.