"I am angry I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin..."

You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you


or


another blowhead disco, another sniff of romance i'll forget


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"A Wop Bop a Loo Bop a Lop Bam Boom"

or

"Emily tries but misunderstands, she's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams till tomorrow"

"I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving, england is mine and it owes me a living"

"A Wop Bop a Loo Bop a Lop Bam Boom" wins hands down. Perfect!

"Fucking Croissant"


No?

What a drag it is getting old

Morrissey's quality for opening lines:

"Belligerent Ghouls run Manchester Schools,
Spineless swines, cemented minds"

Please allow me to introduce myself...

A agree with -

"Please allow me to introduce myself"

White riot - I wanna riot
White riot - a riot of my own

Is she really going out with him?

^^^ Fucking brilliant!

"Ooh, I bet you're wondering how I knew about your plans to make me blue"

I know when to go out
i know when to stay in
get things done



Dont you wonder sometimes
about sound and vision

all of these are shite apart from the Bop Wop Dop one

especially the last couple, boring as fuck words without meaning.

a candy coloured clown they call the sandman, tiptoes to my room every night...

all words have meaning. except for be-bop-a-loo-bop-a-wop-bam-boo. which dont mean fuck all, but is stilla great opening line

you never close your eyes anymore when i kiss your lips

3 6 9, the goose drank wine

"A Wop Bop a Loo Bop a Lop Bam Boom"

gets my vote

"Charlie, I'm pregnant, living on 9th Street above a dirty bookstore on Euclid Ave."

"Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine"

"Sundown in the Paris of the prairies
Wheat kings have all their treasures buried
And all you hear are the rusty breezes
Pushing around the weather vane Jesus"

"The screen door slams, Mary's dress waves"

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"Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine". I think we have a winner.

i was born by the river in a little tent. just like the river ive been running ever since.

"i was born by the river in a little tent. just like the river ive been running ever since."

Oh yeah

"Specks- specks all over the third panel, see? - no, *that* one - the second one up from the floor and I wanted to point this out to someone yesterday but a photo shoot intervened and Yaki Nakamari or whatever the hell the designer's name is - a master craftsmen *not* - mistook me for someone else so I couldn't register the complaint, but gentlemen - and ladies - there they are: *specks*, annoying, tiny specks, and they *don't* look accidental but somehow done by a machine - so I don't want a lot of description, just the story, streamlined, no frills, the lowdown: who, what, where, when and don't leave out why, though I'm getting the distinct impression by the looks on your sorry faces that *why* wont get answered - now, come on, gaddammit, what's the *story*?"

In a hole there lived a hobit.

"Mr Webbon, won't you please go away
Is there a reason as to why you're acting so gay"

Someone's got it in for me, they're planting stories in the press
Whoever it is I wish they'd cut it out but when they will I can only guess.
They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy,
She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me.
I can't help it if I'm lucky.




Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?




You got a lotta nerve
To say you are my friend
When I was down
You just stood there grinning


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"4.how come we cant speak monkey"

Well she was just, seventeen, and you know what I mean

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Allow me to introduce myself is naff.

"Mama, I just Killed a Man..."

"There's no wrong way to fuck a girl with no legs"

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"Thing is , i will never shit myself again but Clarkuss you will still be a feeble , greety , bubbling gay lord."

I TRULY HAVE REACHED the GOLDEN DAWN Immersed in Crowley's uniform
Of IMAGERY+G��D��(0��=0)>>>

You said it was Tuesday, it wasnt, cunt.
I hate you now for ruining my wedding.
You are a cunt.
A cunty cunt, thundercunt.

im a momma papa...im an alligator


and honourable mention to 'did you see the stylish kids in the riot shuffled up like muck and set the night on fire'

My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead. Of course I don't know that yet, and in a way, I am dead already.

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Just fuck your lesbian disgrace, DIE fucking dog.

once you have given up the ghost, everything proceeds with dead certainty, even in the midst of chaos

Like a nightmare in the morning, you're the bitter end
like a recently dissinfected shithouse, you're clean round the bend.

tell me have you ever felt like this?
strange things happen, youre going round the twist

"It's a Miracle"

Queen - "The Miracle"

From their "The Miracel" record (1989)


end of.

Aw. That wasn't really the opening just cheked it on youtube.

Sorry.

Thread opend again..

"an ending fitting for the start" is very poignant to be fair

the start of dub be good to me, with the jam hot thing is boss too

When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all.

I am the son, and the heir, of a shyness that is criminally vulgar

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

Go, shorty. It's your birthday




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Just fuck your lesbian disgrace, DIE fucking dog.

I've had the same jeans on for four days now

tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty youre listening to the boy form the big bad city this is jaaammmm hot


you know, it would be quite funny to put that at the start of 'i know its over' by the smiths

"everyone knows or just what it is she does, it can't be hard for her just to get a job"

black girls just wanna fuck all night

well its a 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready now go cat go...

or 1,2,3 o clock 4 o clock rock.

Ok, what's wrong with this entry: "im a momma papa...im an alligator"

i was sucking on a cigarette,
where did that crowd come from?

YO MOMMA

Your daddy works in porno
Now that mummy's not around
She used to love her heroine
But now she's underground
So you stay out late at night
And you do your coke for free
Drivin' your friends crazy
With your life's insanity

GnR - My Michelle

Pistol shots ring out in the bar-room night
Enter Patty Valentine from the outer hall.
She sees the bartender in a pool of blood,
Cries out, "My god, they killed them all!"

son I'm 30
I only with your mother coz she's dirty
and I don't have a decent bone in me
what you getis just what you see

oh is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
or just 20,000 people standing in a field.

" Arseholes Bastards Fucking Cunts " Ian Dury at the start of Plaistow Patricia.



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Lady Nancy Astor once got annoyed at Churchill.
"Winston," she said sharply, "if you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee."
"And if I were your husband," responded Churchill, "I'd drink it."

"When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all."

Yeah - Paul Simon!

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"4.how come we cant speak monkey"

this is the end

"Insect insect insect insect incest insect incest insect"

-nick the stripper

Does anyone have any words that rhyme with 'Arriva'?

there was already a vote done on this by radio 2 not too long ago and the winner was


i saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand
walking through the streets of soho in the rain
he was looking for the place called lee hoe fuks
gonna get a big dish of beef chowmein






fucking awesome

When he came out to the lock-up
He said I'm looking for something better
He made his shock announcement
And backed off, backed down, backed off
And then he got up off the floor
He said I'm wealthy enough, not to do this no more
And he made it all known with his hands held up, palm
out.

"everyone knows or just what it is she does, it can't be hard for her just to get a job"

is that supposed to be Vertigo? cuz the words are wrong....

Yeah it's supposed to be vertigo, sorry posted when pissed.

As far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a gangster

"" Arseholes Bastards Fucking Cunts " Ian Dury at the start of Plaistow Patricia."


that's a great one, yeah. love it.

I'm gonna indulge myself with another.

"1, 2, 3, 4!"

"teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old..."

not just the opening line in a song but on the whole album, I always thought that was good