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the wrongest ive ever gone

October 7 2008 at 10:30 PM
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  (Login mikerelton)
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so i couldnt sleep last night and have in fact been up thirt five hours with a nightmare shift at work smack in the middle . i have in my posession a note scribbled in the depths of despair last night that reads

PEOPLE TO SEND HATE MAIL TO
1 bono
2 john lydon
3 ashley cole
4johnny borrell


then theres a gap then it says 'this is the wrongest i have ever gone'.

this was the eighth worst day of my life

 
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(Login alex19872003)
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October 7 2008, 10:33 PM 

Thats the 1st time today i've laughed out loud at a post on here today

 
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October 8 2008, 12:34 AM 

'the 8th worst day of my week' would have been better.

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October 8 2008, 9:41 AM 

haha 8/7

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October 8 2008, 10:50 AM 

I fucking love you Mikerelton.


Also, I'm stealing that for a song title.

 
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(Login mikerelton)
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October 8 2008, 11:58 PM 

you twat! i just had the same though but i suppose if you want it you can have it.
it went on for hours. i was gonna write to people who are sort of cunts but i like them like pete and say look, this bits right, this bits wrong....


 
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October 9 2008, 12:00 AM 

Where exactly does making your dog lap up a handfull of your own semen place on 'the wrongest i've ever gone' scale then?


 
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October 9 2008, 12:55 AM 

I'd appreciate it if people would stop bringing up that story.

It's upsetting.

 
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October 9 2008, 1:00 AM 

I always thought that was a soontobe classic that one.

I'VE BEEN COMING HERE FOR TOO LONG

 
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(Login ShinyMetalAss)
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October 9 2008, 3:10 AM 

oh dear, that's going to upset someone

 
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(Login mr_miser)
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October 9 2008, 8:52 AM 

From this thread I have learned that relton doesn't exist.

It is impossible to be this much of a complete retard.

 
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ketteh
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October 9 2008, 11:46 AM 

I think we both know that's not true, Al.

 
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(Login mikerelton)
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October 9 2008, 10:25 PM 

i had insomnia agin last night, and around ten pete who is the devil on my shoulder piped up and went 'fuck it, ring in sick, lace yourself with drink and drugs and fall asleep'


so i did. he was right.]

eddie izzard is the angel on my shoulder and i try to listen to him most of the time but when pete speaks, sometimes you have to listen to him.

keith richaqrds pipes up as well sometimes but he always gets me in trouble

 
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(Login mikerelton)
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October 9 2008, 10:37 PM 

dear bono
your band is the exact defining point of mediocrity. you are a kind of cosmological constant of mediocrity masquerading as greatness. please, please, stop being such a dick
yours
concerned of leeds

 
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Shaun
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October 9 2008, 10:39 PM 

I love it when mike talks to himself.

 
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October 9 2008, 10:42 PM 

dear johnny borrell
you are SUCH a fucking arsecandle son
yours
mike relton

 
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October 9 2008, 10:43 PM 

arsecandle?

 
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October 9 2008, 10:45 PM 

its a Chris Morris steal.

 
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(Login mikerelton)
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October 9 2008, 10:49 PM 

dear john lydon
you fucking cunt. dont you care about the kids? for six months before we were born somethign good actually happened in the fucking world and that gives us HOPE. and then what do you do? you go on the television and ponce around like a fucking wanker selling BUTTER for fucks sake. you know what you have done. just go stand in the corner. just you get out of my sight

 
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October 9 2008, 11:13 PM 

you forgot ashley cole

 
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October 10 2008, 7:08 PM 

dear ashley cole
you are everything that is wrong with the modern game all wrapped up in a handy little package. nobody minds if you are queer but there is no need to take up a perfectly good bird trying to prove that you arent. even though your performances for england are solid, most people i know hope you die of bone marrow cancer

 
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October 11 2008, 12:12 AM 

whats the wrongest you've ever gone?

i once broke into an ex-girlfriends back garden (havin recently split from her) and hid in the trees at the bottom of the garden until she came home. then i watched her get changed through a crack in the curtain whilst masturbating.

and of course i once got caught wanking at work.

Its funny just how many of my "wrong" moments involve wanking. I wish more involved actual sex with real women, but still.

 
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(Login mikerelton)
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October 11 2008, 12:15 AM 

i had a wank in a childrens playground in the middle of the night once while sucking a cadburys creme egg

 
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October 11 2008, 12:16 AM 

Is that true? Please say yes

 
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October 11 2008, 12:18 AM 



If thats true then thats amazing. wanking in her garden at night in a bush.

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JK What are you? My personal secretary? Fuck off.

 
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October 11 2008, 12:26 AM 

100%. i was going to wipe/throw the spunk on/at her cat but i was paranoid that some (other) sex crime being committed in the area that night and my dna being found all over the estate. I wiped it on my trousers, they were ruined anyway.

 
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