so i couldnt sleep last night and have in fact been up thirt five hours with a nightmare shift at work smack in the middle . i have in my posession a note scribbled in the depths of despair last night that reads
PEOPLE TO SEND HATE MAIL TO
1 bono
2 john lydon
3 ashley cole
4johnny borrell
then theres a gap then it says 'this is the wrongest i have ever gone'.
this was the eighth worst day of my life
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"Thing is , i will never shit myself again but Clarkuss you will still be a feeble , greety , bubbling gay lord."
I TRULY HAVE REACHED the GOLDEN DAWN Immersed in Crowley's uniform
Of IMAGERY+GD(0=0)>>>
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you twat! i just had the same though but i suppose if you want it you can have it.
it went on for hours. i was gonna write to people who are sort of cunts but i like them like pete and say look, this bits right, this bits wrong....
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i had insomnia agin last night, and around ten pete who is the devil on my shoulder piped up and went 'fuck it, ring in sick, lace yourself with drink and drugs and fall asleep'
so i did. he was right.]
eddie izzard is the angel on my shoulder and i try to listen to him most of the time but when pete speaks, sometimes you have to listen to him.
keith richaqrds pipes up as well sometimes but he always gets me in trouble
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dear bono
your band is the exact defining point of mediocrity. you are a kind of cosmological constant of mediocrity masquerading as greatness. please, please, stop being such a dick
yours
concerned of leeds
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dear john lydon
you fucking cunt. dont you care about the kids? for six months before we were born somethign good actually happened in the fucking world and that gives us HOPE. and then what do you do? you go on the television and ponce around like a fucking wanker selling BUTTER for fucks sake. you know what you have done. just go stand in the corner. just you get out of my sight
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dear ashley cole
you are everything that is wrong with the modern game all wrapped up in a handy little package. nobody minds if you are queer but there is no need to take up a perfectly good bird trying to prove that you arent. even though your performances for england are solid, most people i know hope you die of bone marrow cancer
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i once broke into an ex-girlfriends back garden (havin recently split from her) and hid in the trees at the bottom of the garden until she came home. then i watched her get changed through a crack in the curtain whilst masturbating.
and of course i once got caught wanking at work.
Its funny just how many of my "wrong" moments involve wanking. I wish more involved actual sex with real women, but still.
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100%. i was going to wipe/throw the spunk on/at her cat but i was paranoid that some (other) sex crime being committed in the area that night and my dna being found all over the estate. I wiped it on my trousers, they were ruined anyway.
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