Honest to god, not content with selling the moon out fifty times over, he sells tickets to his bloody funeral.

I'm into this idea. Tenner on the door or £7.50 early bird tickets. I'd get in there quick though, especially with this swine flu taking hold.


Strictly no guestlist.

"Roll up roll up gettttttttttttt your very own part of michael jacksons ashes at a new thriller price"

Are You Havin' A Pablo Wanchope?!

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whos selling tickets to their own funeral now?

the tickets are free for micheal jacksons funeral aren't they?

what?

how can someone who's already dead sell tickets of any sort?

is this his dad cause hes fucked off at being left out of his will?

Richey, you've found the one major flaw in this thread.

You remember when the ship went down
You left me on the deck
The captains corpse jumped up
And threw his arms around my neck
For all these years Ive had him on my back
This debt cannot be paid with all your jack

Did you keep a watch for the dead mans wind
Did you see the woman with the comb in her hand
Wailing away on the wall on the strand
As you danced to the turkish song of the damned

And as I sit and talk to you I see your face go white
This shadow hanging over me
Is no trick of the light
The spectre on my back will soon be free
The dead have come to claim a debt from thee

haha aww sorry :P

absolutely loving the MJ tuneage on the top 40 this afternoon, there's 6 songs in the top 40 so far and they're only at number 33, with They Don't Care About Us. previous record for most singles in the top 40 was Elvis with 7, MJ's gonna blow him outta the water this week!

I'm still up for selling tickets for mine though.

I'll need to let people know about this soon, just in case I croak it. Good way to lose the backlog of debts.

I want to sell mine too: how much should i ask for?

Given my rates, I think you should go for £5 and £2.50.

I might do a free video feed instead: get the numbers up. Be like that Diddy party. Only a funeral.

20 quid says paris hilton shows up.

She is barred from my funeral.

Is the O2 gonna be a tribute gig now?

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They were fools to cancel Joan of Arcadia & Shannen Doherty from Charmed

Selling us all to the devil