I didn't really go as anything, however I did end up looking like a nobber:

ringo starr?

I half heartedly called myself Nick Cave, but really I was just a cock.

The nose was only on for this one minute.

I planned on going as Jack Sparrow, but ended up as a rastafarian Julian Clary.

cue speculation as to where it was 'kept' after this one minute...

You could have attached that nose to your index finger and gone as Lee Wykes.

I went as someone wearing a poundland vampire cape.

The credit crunch and heath deadger.

I went as someone that didn't dress up as a twat.

But Niall dressed up as a cock.

.org = a competition to be the most miserable, working class cunt on the planet.

"I went as someone that didn't dress up as a twat"

This was my response at uni except I said cunt instead twat.

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".org = a competition to be the most miserable, working class cunt on the planet."

Except if you're RHB.

Lets look for the most miserable, boring and plain offensive thing to say and get it out there.


Everyone needs to lighten up.

wtf?

Back on track, I went as John Lennon.

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I thought you had left?

Fuck off again, this place was much better without your sexual presence ruining it for the rest of us boys. I bet you pack a great cock aswell. CUNT!. fuck off again.

RedemptionSong335 (October 28 2009, 1:22 PM)

I wasn't being serious Clark.

Good work on the update.

Where did you go to?

i went as duncan bannatyne.

I just stayed in, halloween is to middle class for me

Good work.

If you say so.

"Lets look for the most miserable, boring and plain offensive thing to say and get it out there.


Everyone needs to lighten up."

I wasn't trying to be miserable or offensive I was just going on the penis-nose thing you wore.

What has class got to do with anything? You classist bastard!

i was lady gaga

Hahah would everyone please just tell me what you dressed up as at hallowe'en.

The class thing was in response to something earlier on.

Carry on. I know you weren't trying to be offensive.

"I went as someone that didn't dress up as a twat"

So you weren't wearing your normal clothes then Chairman?

Pissed_Mist_ what did you go as?

Dick Cheney

I knew that was coming. Congratulations on making the Les Dennis Joke Of the Thread Award.

Actually, Les Dennis would be quite a good Hallowe'en costume. A baggy 80's leisure suit, a blow-dried blonde pompadour and some Elizabeth Duke jewellery.

Les Dennis would never make a Dick Cheney joke.

BURTON

I reckon jesus had bigger tits than that!

You actually went out with a Burton mask?

We did yes.

I went out as an homeless person again, and again people gave me money as I was walking down the street

I need to look less homeless from day to day I think.

HAHA 5!

I got two pints worth of change.

This is more of a reflection on me I think.

Two pint glasses filled up with change?

Thats fookin funny 5 from me

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No not two pint glasses filled with change, enough for two Stellas. Pretty pleased with myself after that

I'm not sure that he knows we did this yet. I came up with the idea after he pissed me off and ket printed off and laminated his face. He went missing along with my wooden spoon though at the end of the night.

Set up a Facebook group and upload a printable Burton mask so that people can make their own off, see if you can get a mass-Burton march through London.

Everyone a Glastonbury with a Burton mask.

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That would be brilliant. Good idea!

I did mean to do about 6 but in the end couldnt do it myself so Ket did it for me just on the day.

"Everyone a Glastonbury with a Burton mask"

Imagine seeing 100,000 Burtons rocking to Coldplay on TV

i went as TexasBob!x€

we should do a being john malkovitch photo with burton faces

I dressed as a vampire are halloween