How annoying is this? I swear everytime I log on facebook at least 1/4 of all updates are '(random person) loves the cock' or '(random person) is the worlds biggest cunt'. It's not even funny to read it, and of course you're not going to genuinely believe that person has actually decided that is what they believe about themselves.

And for the record I haven't just been Facebook raped myself or anything, I simply log out of Facebook whenever I'm finished using it on someone elses computer, or if someone else wants to use my computer. It's not rocket science.

You want to try being a at UNI.

So many cunts keep doing, I thought it would have died down by the second week, but every day there's still loads.

Particularly the twats from upstairs who I have the misfortune of adding on facebook.

I can't believe people think it's even remotely funny. It's one of the most juvenile and irritating things about Facebook. Half the shit that passes for an update pisses me off anyway, due to people's inability to use the correct tense or even spell.
I may go for a friends cull in a bit.

I gauged the measure of my flatmates during freshers week when we all had a few, and someone left their room unlocked and computer on.

We all stumble in there and they were like "facebook rape! What shall we write?!?!?!?! What's funny?!?!?!"

So I start typing "I fuck my brother, and want to conceive his child"

And they all turn around and go to me, "omg you can't write that, that's not funny at all."


I know it's not witty, or funny, but I thought that was what facebook rapes were all about - boring gags often involving taboo subjects that the person apparently likes doing. (Which they obviously don't) I didn't even know if this girl has a brother, I don't even know her/care.

It ended up being; "I like having sex with pigs"

And they changed her display picture to a pig.




I only tried to get involved in the facebook rape due to peer pressure and not to come across as a square during freshers week.

They also refer to it as "Frape" which is the worst thing.

One of so many reasons why I'm glad I moved out of halls this year.

"I fuck my brother, and want to conceive his child"

That's one of the best ones i've ever heard most of 'em are utter shite.

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just don't leave yourself logged on someone else's computer.



and personally i don't really let other people use my computer. i'm really obsessed about keeping it clean and not getting dust/fingerprints on it.

I fucking love you webbon. If I were about 5 times cleverer and funnier than I am I would be able to create a sitcom with a character like you in it. Your dialogue is bang on.

i thought this was going to be about rapists who showcase their exploits for all to see on facebook.

i'm a little disappointed.

Yeah, I've never really got going to people's rooms and logging in on facebook on their computers.

If I go to someone's room it's because I want to speak to them normally, not use their online facilities.




I normally lock my door whenever I go to the kitchen, to avoid getting "fraped."


If I could I'd lock my kitchen utensils away as well because I don't want any of them using them, the uncivilised cunts.


One of the guys today goes to me "But we all use each other's stuff here" and I was very tempted to slap him.

He then announced he wanted some cheese, and then systematically looked through everyone's sections in the fridge trying to find some.

I've got so annoyed I've even resorted to labelling my tomato ketchup bottle "Hands off! - Please don't use, thanks"

Hopefully one day they'll get the concept of a "Meritocracy."

I suspect some people actually do it to themselves, put up a weird Facebook status and then put a message underneath going "Oh no I was just facebook raped, ignore that it wasn't me" just so they can be part of it.

And yeah, most people who have it done to them on mine are students.

"and personally i don't really let other people use my computer. i'm really obsessed about keeping it clean and not getting dust/fingerprints on it."


Bless your cotton socks

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I am a ghost

I concur to all of this thread but must admit i did like it one time. It was cleverly and subtly done.

Some girl got hacked and her status was 'thinks she might like girls '. People were telling her not to be ashamed and offering a shoulder to cry on etc.

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'Free as a Bird' by The Beatles coming out of the Screw's transistor radio from the landing below.
"Turn it up Guv" I begged.
He turned it down.
"Whats that Doherty?"
"Can you turn the radio up please Guv".
"Listen to him, will ya, he thinks he at the Camden Palace, this is Scrubs mate".
"It's called Koko's now you fat northern cunt" I mutterred under my breath. -
"No" came a voice from the next cell "its definitely Scrubs".

'I fucking love you webbon. If I were about 5 times cleverer and funnier than I am I would be able to create a sitcom with a character like you in it. Your dialogue is bang on.'

sheldon off big bang theory

facey rape goes on everyday in my house, i live with 4 students...

thing is, it is kinda funny!

i dunno why, its just somethin about it, im quite drunk now, and ive spent the last half hour doing rape after rape on my mates facebook, he gets done more than anyone i know, he alwayws pops to the shop and ends up going to his birds house and so everyone else rapes him..

no one has ever done me tho, and i leave my laptop logged in to facey b all day long coz i dont give a shit to start with, and no one would dare do mine becauase they know i would bop em all, even if i couldnt guess who it was, theu would all get a smack

lovely

peace

www.facebook.com/hemmojock

NO HASSLE PLAYER!

i changed my mates a while back (who is a 20 year old virgin) to

"looking to lose my virginity at last this weekend, its been to long, can anyone help?"

a good one i just saw:

"person" just stuck his finger up his bum and gave it a sniff. INTOXICATING.

Only time I've ever done it was when my friend was having sex in the shower. So I changed his status to Jonny is having sex in the shower

I changed my flatmates to ' is loving seeing all the leaves falling to the floor, dying for Winter - See you in Spring little ones'

www.lamebook.com

One of my flatmates friends got facebook raped saying she was a lesbian and she got loads of comments saying "good for you" and "I always new you were a carpet muncher". She came back saying she wasn't gay and was really upset for 2 weeks cause everyone thought she was.

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HAHAHAHAHA classic

someone wrote "is away for a shite" on this girl i knows facebook.

http://www.lamebook.com/youre-the-breast-arrouunndd-nsfw

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Ooooooooooooh a madcap laughs in the corner!


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facebook rape is only good if you go to bigger efforts than a status change. Like changing their birthday to the next day so when they check they have a million notifications saying happy birthday.

"It's gonna be total fucking Mexico."