as i am completely skint and can't afford them.

i took them out of the ash tray, is this a low point in my life?

I have done this many times in the past.

you've got cash for weed but not for tabs?

"You're not even a scenester. You're a fucking milkman"

payday is on friday so i got an ounce on strap.

standard practice

yeah don't worry i have done that a quite a few times before too...
I used to have a weed tin so i always had loads of tobaccoo loose in the bottom because i rolled it over the tin and some fell out, so i used that when i was out of fags.

I miss smoking a joint.
Not had one since June!

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"Why do you come here?
And why do you hang around?
I'm so sorry"

In fact a joint rolled with ill gotten scavenged tobacco is far more enjoyable.

Back when I used to smoke it, I found myself out in the stairway of our tenement building looking for fag ends.

I've done that before too and it just goes to show how much more addictive tobacco is compared to weed.

Me and my house mates once made a spliff out of all the spliff ends we had in the ashtray, it was pretty horrible. Desperate times...

When i smoked weed i smoked about 3 fags a day and had a few joints at night.
Now i smoke about 10-15 fags a day.
I would have been better sticking to weed...

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"Why do you come here?
And why do you hang around?
I'm so sorry"

Yeah but the weed fucks you up mentally.

Oh wait...

I've smoked loads of weed and I'm alright.

I stopped because it was time.
I smoked it every day from 15-24 my memory is fucked now.

I missed it alot at first but its easier now because i moved and i cant smoke in the house so that helps...

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"Why do you come here?
And why do you hang around?
I'm so sorry"

I was a little late for work this morning so i had to use alot of milk in my cup of tea to make it quickly drinkable.

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'Free as a Bird' by The Beatles coming out of the Screw's transistor radio from the landing below.
"Turn it up Guv" I begged.
He turned it down.
"Whats that Doherty?"
"Can you turn the radio up please Guv".
"Listen to him, will ya, he thinks he at the Camden Palace, this is Scrubs mate".
"It's called Koko's now you fat northern cunt" I mutterred under my breath. -
"No" came a voice from the next cell "its definitely Scrubs".

puff puff, give, puff puff, give!

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Done it a few times before, but never beacause I couldn't afford fags - it's always been when the nearest shop's shut.

I a fair bit of weed and everything fine. Memory a little off sometimes but generally fine.

*smoke*

the first time i did this i swas about 13, my mum and dasd wouldf go down the pub on a saturday afternoon, i would get the fag buts from the bin and huntdown my dads well hidden puff tin and make a 3 small skin splif.

AHHH thoses were tha days

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poster: would you fuck a pig

RipeQuine: yes

poster: when a pig cums it produces a pint of liquid.

soonotobe/Rip:to be honest, i dont think i could make a pig cum

"I was a little late for work this morning so i had to use alot of milk in my cup of tea to make it quickly drinkable.
"

what was that about?

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Ooooooooooooh a madcap laughs in the corner!


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I'm just trying to fit in.

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'Free as a Bird' by The Beatles coming out of the Screw's transistor radio from the landing below.
"Turn it up Guv" I begged.
He turned it down.
"Whats that Doherty?"
"Can you turn the radio up please Guv".
"Listen to him, will ya, he thinks he at the Camden Palace, this is Scrubs mate".
"It's called Koko's now you fat northern cunt" I mutterred under my breath. -
"No" came a voice from the next cell "its definitely Scrubs".