Man gets "Bionic Bottom" with its own remote control

The Six Million Dollar Man didn't have one of these...

It’s finally happened. Humanity has reached the pinnacle of its evolution. A British man, named Ged Galvin, aged 55, has been fitted with a “Bionic Bottom”.

Galvin now has a pocket-sized remote control which at the press of a button opens his bowls and allows him to go to the toilet.

The IT project manager from Yorkshire, almost died in a horrific motorcycle accident that almost killed him. Until now, he has had to live with a colostomy bag and the inevitable inconvenience and embarrassment that it comes with.

He told the Telegraph: “The operation changed my life and gave me back my pride and confidence. Because of the remote control I can lead a normal life again.”

Surgeons at the Royal London Hospital were able to rebuild his bottom and, some might say, provide a considerable upgrade. Unfortunately, the muscles in his robo-bum have to be serviced every five years and it probably doesn’t come with a money-back guarantee.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6560971/Man-uses-remote-to-control-his-bionic-bottom.html

"Galvin now has a pocket-sized remote control which at the press of a button opens his bowls and allows him to go to the toilet."


It's called a cigarette.

rule 1 his bum

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Just imagine if he pressed the button by accident in the middle of a long business meeting.

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Well you guys clearly don't understand the New York attitude.

That would be a bit shit.