<< Previous Topic | Next Topic >>Rhetoric  

Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012 at 3:43 PM

  (Login wayne__kerr)
TopBoy

 
Who'd be there?


Jim Davidson
Peter Stringfellow
Nicky Campbell
Kilroy
Edwina Currie
Louis Walsh
Rupert Murdoch
Piers Morgan
Danny Dyer
the singer wots in the kooks
Alan Carr
Dianne Abbott
Iffylad
Gok Wan
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Kyle
Richard Littlejohn
Nick Griffin

cheers

 
 Respond to this message   
AuthorReply

Anonymous
(Login theepsilon)

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 3:47 PM 

The downy at the window

-------------------------------------------

I cann't spel'l and ma grammer/s shit:;




 
 Respond to this message   
Anonymous
(Login chetedoherty)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 3:50 PM 

Simon Cowell
Katie Price
Christiano Ronaldo
Gordon Ramsey
Jamie Oliver
David 'The Weathercock' Cameron
The oldest one out of Hanson
Shane Ritchie
Jo Brand
Michael McIntyre
All the Russells

 
 Respond to this message   

Anonymous
(Login greasyschlong)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 3:57 PM 

Jim Davidson and Danny Dyer would be brilliant.

-------------------------------------

for as long as I remember my nights are filled with angst and fiery horror

 
 Respond to this message   


(Login wayne__kerr)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 3:59 PM 

Well I'd like to see who'd be at your nightmare BBQ!

cheers

 
 Respond to this message   

Anonymous
(Login _BFTC_)
RIP

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:07 PM 

BBQ's are absolutely shite 90% of the time.

_____________________________________________

19.5-18

Reigning .org365 Prediction League Champion

.org365
http://www.network54.com/Forum/673024/

 
 Respond to this message   

Anonymous
(Login FrustratedJohnny)

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:12 PM 

Gerry Adams
Tony Blair
Kelvin Mackenzie
Jessie J
Lee from Steps
Sue Smith (women's football pundit)
Davina McCall
Fearne Cotton
Preston from the Ordinary Boys
Dominic Masters
Hugh Orde
Nick Clegg
Nick Grimshaw
Im_so_sorry

 
 Respond to this message   
Anonymous
(Select Login papajay)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:06 PM 

In addition to most mentioned already:

Chris's Moyles, Kamara & Addison
Ricky Gervais
Lorraine Kelly
Adrian Chiles
Robbie Savage
Phil Jupitus
Russell Howard (he'd be first on the grill, the little cunt)
Colin Murray
Fearne Cotton
JAMES FUCKING CORDEN (he'd be second on the grill, the fat cunt)
John Bishop
That cunt off sky news- the women.....can't remember her name
Dermot O'Leary
Patrick Kielty
PJ & Duncan
The whole cast of The Only Way is Essex
The whole cast of Made in Chelsea
The whole cast of Geordie Shore
Kelly Osborne
Sharon Osborne
Any of the Geldof offspring
The Queenz of Noize (might aswell chuck Florence in too)



give me enough time and i could ton this thread on my own

_________________________________________________________________
"I fine, i fine, bloomy charlie my country is shaken. .org loves me, please send money and bad jumpers to save stanza"


dotorg365 http://www.network54.com/Forum/673024/

 
 Respond to this message   
Anonymous
(Select Login papajay)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:16 PM 

what retard one'd me?

come on, own up you massive spastic

_________________________________________________________________
"I fine, i fine, bloomy charlie my country is shaken. .org loves me, please send money and bad jumpers to save stanza"


dotorg365 http://www.network54.com/Forum/673024/

 
 Respond to this message   

ketteh
(Login Katy4)
is like Jesus with nicer breasts

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:17 PM 

Lee from Steps? haha.

 
 Respond to this message   

Anonymous
(Login conkersdeep)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:20 PM 

Lee from Steps is one'ing people?

-------------------------------------

"As a proud Yorkshireman, I'll be among the first to offer [Nasty] Leeds my commiserations. Well, I will as soon as I can stop laughing" - Neil Warnock, 2007

 
 Respond to this message   
Anonymous
(Login ForegoneConclusion)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:22 PM 

Jessie J
Adrian Durham
Gordon Smart
Adrian Chiles
James Corden
Lauren Laverne
Charlie Brooker
Chris Moyles
Cheryl Cole
Katy Perry
Nicki Minaj
Chris Addison
Russell Howard
Tulisa
Rio Ferdinand
Wayne Rooney
Ashley Young
Dermot O'Leary
STING
Bono


 
 Respond to this message   

Anonymous
(Login FrustratedJohnny)

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:27 PM 

I have hated Lee from Steps ever since that day I was waiting for my mum to take me to school when I was ten. I was sitting watching GMTV, eating toast when they showed the video for 5,6,7,8 and that cunt was playing pool and rapping at the same time.

 
 Respond to this message   

Anonymous
(Login FrustratedJohnny)

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:18 PM 

Oh, I have to add Tim Lovejoy to my list but not Simon Rimmer.

 
 Respond to this message   

Anonymous
(Login hemmojock)
is like Jesus with nicer breasts

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:23 PM 

"BBQ's are absolutely shite 90% of the time."


really? I've never been to a bad BBQ

"I'm going to live off the land, enhancing my mind by avoiding the daily drone of pandemic consumerism and rat race brainwashing."

Listen to me band:http://goo.gl/0EY7H

 
 Respond to this message   
Anonymous
(Login ForegoneConclusion)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:24 PM 

Oh and all of the Top Gear cunts

 
 Respond to this message   

Cunt
(Login sarkozizi)

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:26 PM 

James Corden
John Terry
Gordon Ramsay
Jamie Oliver
Ricky Gervais
Victoria Beckham
Jonathan Ross


----------------------------------------------------I love camembert, red wine, baguette and frogs legs

 
 Respond to this message   


(Login Snooker_Loopy)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:33 PM 

I'd like to forward:

Ken Bruce
Chris Tarrant
Lauren Laverne
Dermot O'Leary
John McCririck
Denise Robertson
Janet Street-Porter

 
 Respond to this message   
Anonymous
(Select Login papajay)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:43 PM 

Johnny's gone a scoring frenzy in this thread

_________________________________________________________________
"I fine, i fine, bloomy charlie my country is shaken. .org loves me, please send money and bad jumpers to save stanza"


dotorg365 http://www.network54.com/Forum/673024/

 
 Respond to this message   

Anonymous
(Login theepsilon)

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:45 PM 

Must have been a lot of hassle relogging in every time, but fair play for effort.

-------------------------------------------

I cann't spel'l and ma grammer/s shit:;




 
 Respond to this message   
Anonymous
(Select Login papajay)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:48 PM 

probably logged in on many different tabs

_________________________________________________________________
"I fine, i fine, bloomy charlie my country is shaken. .org loves me, please send money and bad jumpers to save stanza"


dotorg365 http://www.network54.com/Forum/673024/

 
 Respond to this message   

Anonymous
(Login FrustratedJohnny)

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:48 PM 

Yep, I hate a lot of people everyone else hates. Put on bbc1 now and see Sue Smith.

 
 Respond to this message   
Anonymous
(Select Login papajay)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 4:50 PM 

unless it's a clever plot by pissedmist to make everyone think all the fake log-ins are Jonny.

_________________________________________________________________
"I fine, i fine, bloomy charlie my country is shaken. .org loves me, please send money and bad jumpers to save stanza"


dotorg365 http://www.network54.com/Forum/673024/

 
 Respond to this message   

(Login chetedoherty)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 5:24 PM 

Ha, I've been to BBQ's with Nick Grimshaw, not since the turn of the century though

 
 Respond to this message   

rivalschools
(Login rivalschools)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 5:33 PM 

All them shitey comics with a first name Russell
Darren Gough
Paul Ro
Them awful twitter famous burds - Caitlin Moran/Grace Dent/Sali Hughes.
Brian May
Plan B
Alex James
Richard Keys
Hazel Blears

--------------------------------------------
No, (Viva) Brother combine catchy pop hooks with infectious guitar rock that remind a modern, checkered shirt and leggings/skinny jeans wearing Britain so absorbed by crap like Dizzee Rascal and Florence And The Machine why bands like Blur and Oasis were once upon a time the biggest names in British music.

 
 Respond to this message   

ketteh
(Login Katy4)
is like Jesus with nicer breasts

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 5:37 PM 

My extended family.

 
 Respond to this message   
Anonymous
(Login PinkMook)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 7:09 PM 

Katie Brand
Penny Lancaster
David Cameron
Drunk ex
Nick Griffin
That fat bloke who does the races
Kasabian
The girl who sat next to me at work with the constant cold, who ate everything and who used her hand as a tissue.
Ashley Cole
John Terry
Alison (used to be on Big Brother, is now on this morning doing odd segments)
Richard Herring (sleazy, skanky)
Mark Wright
Ian Huntley,
Gary Glitter
Vanessa Feltz


____________________________________________________________________________________________
If you are looking for gigs to play, or bands to play gigs - visit www.bandwagongigs.com - www.facebook.com/bandwagongigs

 
 Respond to this message   

(Login PinkMook)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 7:11 PM 

Oh and Mumford and Sons.

____________________________________________________________________________________________
If you are looking for gigs to play, or bands to play gigs - visit www.bandwagongigs.com - www.facebook.com/bandwagongigs

 
 Respond to this message   

(Login mrfantastico)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 7:16 PM 

Jeremy Vine. I'm surprised no one has said him yet.

 
 Respond to this message   


(Login Niall_MacKay)

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 25 2012, 8:09 PM 

Mariah Carey. God I hate that boot.


 
 Respond to this message   
Myshkin
(Login TheMyshkin)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 26 2012, 10:38 AM 

Top choices .org, but why 'nightmare' BBQ? I think you're lacking imagination here. We could feed all these bastards that old staple of BBQs, carbonised on the outside but still raw in the middle chicken and beef, give them all salmonella and e-coli, and get rid of the lot. Et voila, best BBQ ever.

Oh, and Chris Evans would be the first to be served

 
 Respond to this message   
Anonymous
(Select Login papajay)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 26 2012, 10:51 AM 

...i'd like to add Sepp Blatter to my list

_________________________________________________________________
"I fine, i fine, bloomy charlie my country is shaken. .org loves me, please send money and bad jumpers to save stanza"


dotorg365 http://www.network54.com/Forum/673024/

 
 Respond to this message   

Anonymous
(Login re_hashed)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 26 2012, 11:48 AM 

My nightmare BBQ is actually happening this afternoon !!

From 12:30, at a pub in the middle of nowhere (Granchester Meadows), is our annual company summer BBQ.

We were given 3 options:

1) turn up, get your free food, and drink.
2) Stay at work.
3) Or book the afternoon off as holiday.

I originally went for option 1, but Ive just had a big argument and am fuming, so the sensible side of me has now chosen option 3, or Ill find myself getting sacked, as Id get extremely pissed and say the wrong things to the wrong people.

My nightmare BBQ list would include every cunt that works for this company + the usual suspects previously mentioned above.

 
 Respond to this message   

(Login clinteastwoodbradfield)
TopBoy

Re: Nightmare BBQ

July 26 2012, 12:02 PM 

Sting
my sister
that bald one off mock the week who enunciates things in what he imagines is the way a comedian should
Andrew Neil, Michael Portillo and Dianne Abbott
the bassist off of that video posted up here yesterday
Joey Barton

 
 Respond to this message   
Current Topic - Nightmare BBQ
  << Previous Topic | Next Topic >>Rhetoric  
Find more forums on Indie RockCreate your own forum at Network54
 Copyright © 1999-2013 Network54. All rights reserved.   Terms of Use   Privacy Statement