Jim Davidson
Peter Stringfellow
Nicky Campbell
Kilroy
Edwina Currie
Louis Walsh
Rupert Murdoch
Piers Morgan
Danny Dyer
the singer wots in the kooks
Alan Carr
Dianne Abbott
Iffylad
Gok Wan
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Kyle
Richard Littlejohn
Nick Griffin
Simon Cowell
Katie Price
Christiano Ronaldo
Gordon Ramsey
Jamie Oliver
David 'The Weathercock' Cameron
The oldest one out of Hanson
Shane Ritchie
Jo Brand
Michael McIntyre
All the Russells
Gerry Adams
Tony Blair
Kelvin Mackenzie
Jessie J
Lee from Steps
Sue Smith (women's football pundit)
Davina McCall
Fearne Cotton
Preston from the Ordinary Boys
Dominic Masters
Hugh Orde
Nick Clegg
Nick Grimshaw
Im_so_sorry
Chris's Moyles, Kamara & Addison
Ricky Gervais
Lorraine Kelly
Adrian Chiles
Robbie Savage
Phil Jupitus
Russell Howard (he'd be first on the grill, the little cunt)
Colin Murray
Fearne Cotton
JAMES FUCKING CORDEN (he'd be second on the grill, the fat cunt)
John Bishop
That cunt off sky news- the women.....can't remember her name
Dermot O'Leary
Patrick Kielty
PJ & Duncan
The whole cast of The Only Way is Essex
The whole cast of Made in Chelsea
The whole cast of Geordie Shore
Kelly Osborne
Sharon Osborne
Any of the Geldof offspring
The Queenz of Noize (might aswell chuck Florence in too)
give me enough time and i could ton this thread on my own
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"As a proud Yorkshireman, I'll be among the first to offer [Nasty] Leeds my commiserations. Well, I will as soon as I can stop laughing" - Neil Warnock, 2007
Jessie J
Adrian Durham
Gordon Smart
Adrian Chiles
James Corden
Lauren Laverne
Charlie Brooker
Chris Moyles
Cheryl Cole
Katy Perry
Nicki Minaj
Chris Addison
Russell Howard
Tulisa
Rio Ferdinand
Wayne Rooney
Ashley Young
Dermot O'Leary
STING
Bono
I have hated Lee from Steps ever since that day I was waiting for my mum to take me to school when I was ten. I was sitting watching GMTV, eating toast when they showed the video for 5,6,7,8 and that cunt was playing pool and rapping at the same time.
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unless it's a clever plot by pissedmist to make everyone think all the fake log-ins are Jonny.
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All them shitey comics with a first name Russell
Darren Gough
Paul Ro
Them awful twitter famous burds - Caitlin Moran/Grace Dent/Sali Hughes.
Brian May
Plan B
Alex James
Richard Keys
Hazel Blears
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No, (Viva) Brother combine catchy pop hooks with infectious guitar rock that remind a modern, checkered shirt and leggings/skinny jeans wearing Britain so absorbed by crap like Dizzee Rascal and Florence And The Machine why bands like Blur and Oasis were once upon a time the biggest names in British music.
Katie Brand
Penny Lancaster
David Cameron
Drunk ex
Nick Griffin
That fat bloke who does the races
Kasabian
The girl who sat next to me at work with the constant cold, who ate everything and who used her hand as a tissue.
Ashley Cole
John Terry
Alison (used to be on Big Brother, is now on this morning doing odd segments)
Richard Herring (sleazy, skanky)
Mark Wright
Ian Huntley,
Gary Glitter
Vanessa Feltz
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Top choices .org, but why 'nightmare' BBQ? I think you're lacking imagination here. We could feed all these bastards that old staple of BBQs, carbonised on the outside but still raw in the middle chicken and beef, give them all salmonella and e-coli, and get rid of the lot. Et voila, best BBQ ever.
Oh, and Chris Evans would be the first to be served
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My nightmare BBQ is actually happening this afternoon !!
From 12:30, at a pub in the middle of nowhere (Granchester Meadows), is our annual company summer BBQ.
We were given 3 options:
1) turn up, get your free food, and drink.
2) Stay at work.
3) Or book the afternoon off as holiday.
I originally went for option 1, but Ive just had a big argument and am fuming, so the sensible side of me has now chosen option 3, or Ill find myself getting sacked, as Id get extremely pissed and say the wrong things to the wrong people.
My nightmare BBQ list would include every cunt that works for this company + the usual suspects previously mentioned above.
Sting
my sister
that bald one off mock the week who enunciates things in what he imagines is the way a comedian should
Andrew Neil, Michael Portillo and Dianne Abbott
the bassist off of that video posted up here yesterday
Joey Barton