anyone who wants to launch a nuclear bomb would have to ring world dictator The Queen first and ask. And she would say 'no' and put the phone down.
She would be wearing a t shirt that says 'The Queen'. And the phone would be a big red one like on the 60s batman show.
However, you have got to have your fun.
If I was a parent in Japan right now I would plaster on a straight face, clutch the wife's hand and tell the children
"the bombs may fall any second. We want you to know we love you and we are proud of you. Go to your bed. We will stay up and pray for mercy"
having first instructed her to sob helplessly as they leave the room.
The whole of WW2 was fake as well. They just staged it like in saving private ryan and then stuck a load of schoolkids in the middle. Actors. Big trick made by lasers, shot down from space by big satellites.