i already knew that one :) this is equally stupid :Dby mennonite
a man is hried to paint the church building, he get's some paint, he goes to work, he spends all day painting the chapel, but he hasn't done a very good job of estimating how much it would take.
rather than buying more, when he discovers he is running low he simply adds some water to the mix and keeps going...
so that goes well and he gets most of the building done and is running low again - he gets some water and puts that in and keeps going...
well he's working on the steeple now, but wouldn't you know, still not enough paint. he adds more water, picks up his paintbrush, and starts to finish up the steeple, but clouds move in and lightning strikes and a booming voice calls to him from above:
REPAINT, REPAINT! AND THIN NO MORE!
(...i am the freaking almighty, you think i care that much about grammar?)
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|Response Title||Author and Date|
|Nice, we should get together and open up an online church!||Pete on Jan 9|