Hmm. In related news, I have been reported to be incredibly **** DEAD ****.

What the fuck? Not to mention the idiotic formatting mistakes, I somehow forgot about the mysterious evil villain (TM). That's right, I forgot the driving force behind the plot. I am a fucking idiot. Gaaaaah.




After the maelstrom of the duel-teleportation in ep101 dies down, Brandt/Thief, eonsinger, Kao, and Krinn find themselves in the lobby of torture theater.
Only a different torture theater. This one is much more high-tech, and is on a space station, and, as learned later, in a universe where the "Multi
Mediocre Cyborg" was the reigning loon. (This, apparently, is horror-inducing for people familiar with the "MM"s. But quite enough about that.)

t.ogre and Robbie, by contrast, found themselves in the control booth of this theater. After several minutes of exploration, Robbie turns on the cameras
and sees the group conversing about what just happened. t.ogre and Robbie get... evil ideas.

Meanwhile, in the lobby, Kao has decided that the only thing to do is to call upon the greatness of the MMK to get them out of where they've found themselves.
With the grudging assistance of Cosmos, the owner of a bookstore in Dream City who was picked up by the theater's telekidnapping retrieval system for unknown
reasons, the MMKultist makes a summoning circle. But rather than the MMK, the group instead summons Oniko Hakubi, a very senior member in the MMKult.

It is about this time that t.ogre and Robbie, their preparations finished, decide to announce to the theater at large their plans: revenge. Revenge on eonsinger for the Street Fighter 'fic, revenge on Thief, Kao and Krinn for their hentai tendencies, and revenge on Oniko and Cosmos for no reason at all; they just happen to be there. Sorry.
During the 'fic, _BUREAU 13_, quite possibly one of the longest and squishiest lemons in existence, Thief gets restless, turning Kao into a jack-in-the-box
and Oniko into a rubber ducky. Much later on, Brandt unconsciously turns eonsinger into a bunny rabbit. Much embarrassing hysterics ensue.
The riffers attempt to cope with this insanity, as well as the fic, compounded by the realization that their theater beverages have been replaced with "quimquaff", a revolutionary new product consisting of vaginal fluid in a can. After being forced to watch the company's ad campaign, Brandt--the only one who actually drank
the stuff, and enjoyed it--screamed so loud that he blew up the sun.

Eventually, the fanfic ended. t.ogre's plan was to reform the hentais through showing them what their minds could come up with, and then teleport back home
using another of Searcher's TTDs, inexplicably located in the control booth.

This plan fails.

On both counts.

First, the riffers do not become reformed, instead becoming homicidally infuriated at t.ogre and Robbie.

Second, Thief earlier attempted to summon "Jelibrux," one of the demons in the fanfic. It now makes its encore appearance, attempting to drag all of the
riffers into the broom closet it originated in for not even God knows what purposes, though they're doubtlessly really, really sick and disgusting. The
riffers, along with the help of t.ogre with Robbie's pistol, manage to hold the seemingly endless hordes of tentacles at bay.

Meanwhile, Demonicuss Krinn receives a griffon that he had ordered at some earlier point in time. Giggling with child-like delight, Krinn opens the box
that it came in, only to have the griffon eat his arm.

Things continue like this for quite a while.

Eventually, Brandt manages to distract the demon by throwing Krinn's head into the center of the broom closet, griffon in pursuit. This gives the riffers
just enough time to make hastily for the portal Robbie has opened for them all.

Unfortunately, Robbie had to ruin the painstaking calculations that he had made for the TTD in order to bring them all home safely in an attempt to charge
the machine fast enough to snatch them out of the theater. Our hapless... err, "heros" were not taken home to the comparative safety of Dream City, but
were instead transported, once again, through quasispace...

Meanwhile, in a darkened room, the cameras of an unknown person watched and recorded the exodus of the riffers from that plain of existance. Searcher becomes informed.


Lysander "If I see the word "differs" *one more fucking time*, I swear to god..."