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If you have one of these in heaven, then I swear I will take back anything bad I ever said about you, including that bit about you not existing. Heh... sorry about that one...

Keep Left-->

...I mean, like, the 2D one with two players...not 3D/G...

I'm clear evidence that You do exist, so that violates Your rule that people must have faith that You exist without evidence. Therefore, you cannot exist.

Frasier? What the fuck?

No, seriously: What the FUCK??

...who sounds like a kung-fu movie star.

Actually, I enjoy Dilbert. But I guess you haven't seen the episode of Family Guy that I have.

...and who the fuck are the morons playing God? I mean "moron" in the nicest way possible, of course, but really. There's two different IPs, and I'm too mad-ass lazy to look up either of them.

But nobody here knows of Douglas Adams? Really now.

--OH
"Heathens, all."

I'd like to ask one question, if I may.

How old are you?

I only ask this because I have this strange feeling coiling inside my gut... it's like a snake, wanting to strike out at you, but I'm keeping it under wraps right now.

No promises once you respond, however.

t.ogre
qwfh

...twenty, turning twenty-one on the twentieth.

You think you know me in real life, don't you?

Actually, I don't care if I know you in real life.

I just wanted to point out to you that I had read the first two books of the completely inappropriately-named trilogy of five books BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN.

That's all.

t.ogre
qwfh

I have it, but I'm in the middle of Rainbow Six, so...