So, yeah, we've got stuff to do here... (Second try... fucking board).
November 2 2003 at 3:35 PM
Chimera (no login) from IP address 172.135.78.243
As the title hints, there's some stuff that needs to get finished.
A) Those bloody 'What Came Before' things. Remember those?
B) Somebody needs to write an advertising blurb for ep 104.
C) Shade needs to do the intro to 105. If not, at least confirm the setting so we can get to work on sketches.
D) Riffola Obscura on ep 104. Lainer said he'd do it on Sep 11.
E) Riffola Musica... is it finished? Needs to go on the website then.
F) Final editing check on ep 104. SDR and Dragomorph, see any problems?
G) Penfold, you need to write a sketch to bind your anime commercials together. If you're too lazy or uninterested, I s'pose I could do it.
H) While people, including myself, are still trickling by to finish riffing ep 105, I suggest we put a cap on it of, say, Sunday of next week. Let's wrap this one up a lot faster than 104, hm?
-Chimera, Fucking Evil Deviant, Resident Killing Fanatic, Man With the Plan, the New Messiah, and oh so humble to boot
That is, if no one objects. If someone does, then they're welcome to do it. It shouldn't take me long to do. To make it funny, however, would take a few minutes longer.
So, yeah, before I finish, any problems with my doing it?
So, yeah. I know it's long, but this is 104 we're talking about. If it's way too long, I can chop off everything up to and including "and that's just our stuff."
Also, if we use it and the first paragraph stays, I'll need to update it. I want to make sure each skit is referenced, and that I didn't leave anyone out.
Yes, I know I'm the master of all things fugly.
No, I'm not proud of it.
...okay, I am.
-Penfold
Oh, like you hadn't figured it out already.
It is rather long. Bet you wish it wasn't me saying that, though... hehehe.
November 5 2003, 2:05 PM
Personally I'd cut this first paragraph to something like this, though this is sorta long too...
Demonstrating yet again that we are completely devoid of a self-preservation instinct, we spiral into a soul-crushing bad acid trip that contains creepy hive-mind janitors, Transformazoids, purple thong panties... and the bunnies. Oh dear lord, the bunnies.
And that's just our stuff.
Former featured author Hamster once again lights up our lives with "Disney Girls Sex Slave Auction." The title says it all. "Mother of Cthulhu" gives us insights into the early days of a famous author. Sam Vimes petitions an author to give him a yaoi scene in "Of Things to Come." In "Abby Meets a Vampyre," Abby meets a vampire... er, vampyre with a unique solution to impotence. "The Lone Cardcaptor," our only clean source of pain, is really just the dub of Card Captor Sakura, only with a lot of pointless angst. "Maga-Tsumi" features yet another creature that decided to have sex, despite the fact it can't climax. If that wasn't bad enough, we've found (much to our chagrin) several lost chapters to Bureau 13, which we spread liberally throughout the episode. It's our first ever Marathon of Pain.
(Also, technically, I don't know if it's long enough to construe a 'marathon'. How about 'variety pack'? Or 'grab bag'? Or a 'Pot Luck MiSTing'? Or possibly a 'Russian Roulette of MiSTs', or words to that effect. Or maybe 'not ready for prime-time MiSTings'? Assuming that one hasn't been done, it probably has. Or possibly, 'from the cutting room... NO! Put down that knife, Thief! AAGH!')
-there should be one in the inbox for your Quasispace account. If not, tell me and I'll send it again, my copy has SDR's nitpicks taken care of (and should be the most up to date, unless Drago has anything she's caught).
I'll take care of the 'what came before' stuff and next Sunday sounds fine for a cut-off date. That should force me to finally finish the last couple chapters, at least. Give me a few days for the summaries.
Yeah, sorry about that, guys. Between real-life issues, school, and one motherfucker of a depression, it completely slipped my mind. I'll get to work on that.